Hi guys. I was talking with some friends on Twitter the other day about how the scouting ledge on which Solas and the Inquisitor stand during the dramatic FINDING SKYHOLD scene looks extremely steep and quite dangerous, and I was wondering what the hell happens after the fade-out. I have no idea if anyone will find this funny, but I made it anyway.
Always something to be killed, and I’m the one to do it – Hero of Ferelden ‘Hawke this, Hawke that,’ Why does everything fall to me? - Champion of Kirkwall Our concern must be the order and safety of this world, not the next. - The Inquisitor
People are messy, but they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they get that chance - Commander Shepard
Carver: Well, he explained to me that he only did the Blood Magic because the Wardens forced him to, because they needed an untainted mage to bind an Ancient Darkspawn that was one of the Tevinter Magisters responsible for starting the Blights... so I figured that made it okay?
Meredith: Ser Carver, you are dismissed until you can take this seriously!
Carver: But I-!
Meredith:Dismissed!
Cullen: So... we're not going to address how oddly specific his answer was?
"So... care to explain your particular brand of crazy?" - Snarky Hawke
Carver: Well, he explained to me that he only did the Blood Magic because the Wardens forced him to, because they needed an untainted mage to bind an Ancient Darkspawn that was one of the Tevinter Magisters responsible for starting the Blights... so I figured that made it okay?
Meredith: Ser Carver, you are dismissed until you can take this seriously!
Carver: But I-!
Meredith:Dismissed!
Cullen: So... we're not going to address how oddly specific his answer was?
heh
Carver: *pops around the corner* did I mention he did it 'cause the Wardens were going to kill our mother if he didn't help them?
Meredith: *eye twitch*
Always something to be killed, and I’m the one to do it – Hero of Ferelden ‘Hawke this, Hawke that,’ Why does everything fall to me? - Champion of Kirkwall Our concern must be the order and safety of this world, not the next. - The Inquisitor
People are messy, but they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they get that chance - Commander Shepard
One of the reasons a ball gown would not make sense for the Inquisitor to wear to the Winter Palace is it would be impractical to take off. Dragon Age:
P.S. - I know its a small scene but I can't recall anyone ever mentioning how ridiculous this actually is.
One of the reasons a ball gown would not make sense for the Inquisitor to wear to the Winter Palace is it would be impractical to take off. Dragon Age:
P.S. - I know its a small scene but I can't recall anyone ever mentioning how ridiculous this actually is.
Always something to be killed, and I’m the one to do it – Hero of Ferelden ‘Hawke this, Hawke that,’ Why does everything fall to me? - Champion of Kirkwall Our concern must be the order and safety of this world, not the next. - The Inquisitor
People are messy, but they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they get that chance - Commander Shepard
Cassandra: You are telling me that the Champion just happened to have dealings with the qunari, joined forces with a known raider, a blood mage, a rebel Warden... and for what? Coin?
Merrill: Yes... well, you need coin to buy things. Varric explained that to me after the incident in the market place with the wheel of cheese.
Cassandra: He must have known!
Merrill: No, sometimes Hawke didn't find coin at all, only pantaloons... I don't know how people keep losing them? Is it a human thing? *Gasp* Is that why Isabela never has any?! Oh, that's so sad!
"So... care to explain your particular brand of crazy?" - Snarky Hawke
Cassandra: You are telling me that the Champion just happened to have dealings with the qunari, joined forces with a known raider, a blood mage, a rebel Warden... and for what? Coin?
Merrill: Yes... well, you need coin to buy things. Varric explained that to me after the incident in the market place with the wheel of cheese.
Cassandra: He must have known!
Merrill: No, sometimes Hawke didn't find coin at all, only pantaloons... I don't know how people keep losing them? Is it a human thing? *Gasp* Is that why Isabela never has any?! Oh, that's so sad!
heh, I can almost hear Merrill saying it
Always something to be killed, and I’m the one to do it – Hero of Ferelden ‘Hawke this, Hawke that,’ Why does everything fall to me? - Champion of Kirkwall Our concern must be the order and safety of this world, not the next. - The Inquisitor
People are messy, but they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they get that chance - Commander Shepard
Post by LadyofNemesis on Aug 18, 2019 19:24:53 GMT
Always something to be killed, and I’m the one to do it – Hero of Ferelden ‘Hawke this, Hawke that,’ Why does everything fall to me? - Champion of Kirkwall Our concern must be the order and safety of this world, not the next. - The Inquisitor
People are messy, but they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they get that chance - Commander Shepard
Last Edit: Sept 6, 2019 5:56:58 GMT by LadyofNemesis
Always something to be killed, and I’m the one to do it – Hero of Ferelden ‘Hawke this, Hawke that,’ Why does everything fall to me? - Champion of Kirkwall Our concern must be the order and safety of this world, not the next. - The Inquisitor
People are messy, but they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they get that chance - Commander Shepard
I was curious too and took to Google to see if that question had been answered, lol. Turns out the original poster added Cullen and later Krem (as well as some of the ladies, and the DAO crew, and the DA2 crew - This page has the links to the other ones
Cullen is “always loses to you in play-sword-fighting and mariokart and makes a big dramatic show of it, fails horribly at teen slang, does his paperwork at the same table you do your homework, doesn’t make you go to church with him but brings you back a danish” Dad.
Krem is “lots of playful noogies, does not go easy on you when playing video games together, wakes you up early in the morning to jog with him, has a prized pulled pork recipe that he says he will only pass down to you on his deathbed (the secret ingredients are root beer and fish sauce), you have to deal with all of your friends going on about how ‘dreamy’ he is when really you know he snores like a chainsaw and laughs at his own fart jokes,” Dad.
I was curious too and took to Google to see if that question had been answered, lol. Turns out the original poster added Cullen and later Krem (as well as some of the ladies, and the DAO crew, and the DA2 crew - This page has the links to the other ones
Cullen is “always loses to you in play-sword-fighting and mariokart and makes a big dramatic show of it, fails horribly at teen slang, does his paperwork at the same table you do your homework, doesn’t make you go to church with him but brings you back a danish” Dad.
Krem is “lots of playful noogies, does not go easy on you when playing video games together, wakes you up early in the morning to jog with him, has a prized pulled pork recipe that he says he will only pass down to you on his deathbed (the secret ingredients are root beer and fish sauce), you have to deal with all of your friends going on about how ‘dreamy’ he is when really you know he snores like a chainsaw and laughs at his own fart jokes,” Dad.
mom Leliana(Inquisition) and Vivienne sound like fun and terrifying
and thanks for the link
Last Edit: Sept 6, 2019 17:22:44 GMT by LadyofNemesis
Always something to be killed, and I’m the one to do it – Hero of Ferelden ‘Hawke this, Hawke that,’ Why does everything fall to me? - Champion of Kirkwall Our concern must be the order and safety of this world, not the next. - The Inquisitor
People are messy, but they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they get that chance - Commander Shepard
I was talking with some friends on Twitter the other day about how the scouting ledge on which Solas and the Inquisitor stand during the dramatic FINDING SKYHOLD scene looks extremely steep and quite dangerous, and I was wondering what the hell happens after the fade-out. I have no idea if anyone will find this funny, but I made it anyway. 
I was talking with some friends on Twitter the other day about how the scouting ledge on which Solas and the Inquisitor stand during the dramatic FINDING SKYHOLD scene looks extremely steep and quite dangerous, and I was wondering what the hell happens after the fade-out. I have no idea if anyone will find this funny, but I made it anyway. 
