Dragon Age Memes/Random DA Funnies Thread

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Musings about Cullen's fuzzies...




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Hawke:

Aveline: yeah i sabotaged carver’s guard application because he’s too selfish
Hawke:

Aveline: this severed hand we found in an abandoned warehouse full of demons was obviously brought there by scavengers. these women who all fit a similar profile going missing in the same way can’t possibly be related.
Hawke:

Aveline: how dare you blame me for your mother’s death even though it was my incompetence in investigating obviously related murders that led to her being targeted
Hawke:

Aveline: shemlen is an elven slur for humans
Hawke:

Aveline: i don’t understand why elves wouldn’t trust the city guard
Hawke:

Aveline: i punished a guard who raped an elven woman by giving him 10 days on the wall
Hawke:

Aveline: but the woman’s brothers who took justice into their own hands when they saw i wouldn’t give them any are criminals and must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
Hawke:

Aveline: i’m going to march up to the arishok and provoke him to invade the city by demanding he return said brothers who have lawfully converted
Hawke:

Aveline: meredith is right u know / "We must support the K-C with all we got, except of course if she tries something with my guards, lol."
Hawke:

Aveline: merrill is stupid
Hawke:

Aveline: *slut shames isabela*
Hawke:

Aveline: calls anders crazy
Hawke:

Aveline: i don’t ask my guards to fight gangs in dark corners even though that’s literally their job, why don’t you do it instead Hawke
Hawke:

Aveline: wesley was a good man even though he literally told you/your sister to your face that mages are more evil than darkspawn
Hawke:

Aveline: *literally throws Hawke to the ground and punches them repeatedly at one point if you rival her*
Hawke:

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Is that a quote? It reminds me of "Crownless" from Nightwish, but I don't know if that song is thematically appropriate for Alistair.

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This guy...

This is how the Dragon Cult worked it out with the dragon of that mountain.