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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 10, 2017 13:11:30 GMT
Imagining the way that hair would move during certain acts... rrrrrRRRRRROOOOOOwwwwwww. Other contenders: * Human Female Sentinel: super cute but no ponytail * Human Female Engineer: the purple lipstick is a turn-off for me but dat grunt tho... * Human Female Soldier: ??? unknown what is under the helmet * Human Kineticist: also cute but no ponytail * Asari: the fact they are all clones kind of weirds me out; but I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers * Angara: I'm not into cat-squids * Krogan: Engineer sounds like she is 13 so ick, and Gladiator would probably break my spine * Turian: does she have reach, or flexibility? This is just a fun joke thread whose title came to me when staring at the "Humangineer: Most Slept-On Platinum Kit?" thread title. Not intended to offend anyone!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2017 13:17:33 GMT
Imagining the way that hair would move during certain acts... rrrrrRRRRRROOOOOOwwwwwww. Other contenders: * Human Female Sentinel: super cute but no ponytail * Human Female Engineer: the purple lipstick is a turn-off for me but dat grunt tho... * Human Female Soldier: ??? unknown what is under the helmet * Human Kineticist: also cute but no ponytail * Asari: the fact they are all clones kind of weirds me out; but I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers * Angara: I'm not into cat-squids * Krogan: Engineer sounds like she is 13 so ick, and Gladiator would probably break my spine * Turian: does she have reach, or flexibility? This is just a fun joke thread whose title came to me when staring at the "Humangineer: Most Slept-On Platinum Kit?" thread title. Not intended to offend anyone!
Human Male Engineer is my preferred... erm... romantic option in MP. But then, my choices are slim. Him, the M!Adept, dreaming of how Vanguard looks without the helmet or Not-Jaal-Again. So, yeah, H!engi/Adept is pretty much it. Well, maybe the Batarians of soulful eyes... all four soulful eyes... I dunno what the new 4 kits for UR are gonna look like, but sheesh, I hope they'd offer competition! I mean, purple and pink guns are nice, but we need more goods for girls.
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Post by Pounce de León on Aug 10, 2017 13:46:05 GMT
I hate to break it to you this bluntly JR, but the in-game characters are not what MP romance is about.
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 10, 2017 14:11:44 GMT
in-game characters are not what MP romance is about I can't be satisfied unless I imagine making it with the MP character I'm playing. Makes sexytime with my S.O. kind of awkward, but "for better or for worse" and all that.
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Post by poultrymancer on Aug 10, 2017 14:16:05 GMT
Did not see this coming.
If I had to guess which frequent BSN contributor was gonna make a "which character do we all wanna bang?" thread, you'd've been in my bottom 5 percentile.
That aside, how does fishbowlface make the cut and the human Infil doesn't?
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Post by JuggerNuggss on Aug 10, 2017 14:21:27 GMT
That's what she said. Female Sentinel is bae and Kinetecist got da booty.
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Post by shinobiwan on Aug 10, 2017 14:22:56 GMT
Krengineer. Those humps those humps those humps, those lovely lady lumps.
Awesome job!
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Post by shinobiwan on Aug 10, 2017 14:26:17 GMT
Did not see this coming. If I had to guess which frequent BSN contributor was gonna make a "which character do we all wanna bang?" thread, you'd've been in my bottom 5 percentile. That aside, how does fishbowlface make the cut and the human Infil doesn't? Human infiltrator has a kid, too much baggage.
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Post by Scathane on Aug 10, 2017 14:29:37 GMT
Cannot help it, I'm an Asari addict.
Also, I would like to remark that it's atrociously racist to constantly say that 'those Asari all look the same'. Tsk, really people!
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Post by Pounce de León on Aug 10, 2017 14:29:51 GMT
... If I had to guess which frequent BSN contributor was gonna make a "which character do we all wanna bang?" thread, you'd've been in my bottom 5 percentile. .... Do you even realize how dishonest this sounds?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2017 14:31:41 GMT
Did not see this coming. If I had to guess which frequent BSN contributor was gonna make a "which character do we all wanna bang?" thread, you'd've been in my bottom 5 percentile. That aside, how does fishbowlface make the cut and the human Infil doesn't? 'Cause she's mostly heard, not seen.
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Post by Beerfish on Aug 10, 2017 14:35:07 GMT
If Ponytail had a ball cap with the Ponytail trailing out the back she would be unstoppable romance wise.
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Post by poultrymancer on Aug 10, 2017 14:55:44 GMT
... If I had to guess which frequent BSN contributor was gonna make a "which character do we all wanna bang?" thread, you'd've been in my bottom 5 percentile. .... Do you even realize how dishonest this sounds? Okay? Maybe you know JR personally and you fellas while away the hours swappin' tales of sticky controllers by the campfire. None of my business, if so. I can only speak to my personal experience and expectations.
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Post by Pounce de León on Aug 10, 2017 15:34:01 GMT
Do you even realize how dishonest this sounds? Okay? Maybe you know JR personally and you fellas while away the hours swappin' tales of sticky controllers by the campfire. None of my business, if so. I can only speak to my personal experience and expectations. I do not need to know JR personally. All I know is that ppl who like Mass Effect have very likely good taste and are therefore good bangable material.
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Post by unclemonster on Aug 10, 2017 15:54:54 GMT
give me the Avenger all day (and night), erry day!
The way she wrecks shit in platinum, she has to be the best in the sack!
Also, if my current girl almost catches us, the Avenger can just stealth grid and I won't get busted!
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Post by kaileena_sands on Aug 10, 2017 15:58:15 GMT
No one. Not sure what happened to the male Turians in MP in Andromeda but they have mostly lost the charm the Milky way Turians had and look like weird stick figures. 0/10, would not bang. Example. ME3MP Turian, 1000% more bangable:
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Post by Scathane on Aug 10, 2017 16:34:14 GMT
No one. Not sure what happened to the male Turians in MP in Andromeda but they have mostly lost the charm the Milky way Turians had and look like weird stick figures. 0/10, would not bang. Example. ME3MP Turian, 1000% more bangable: I'm fairly sure I've seen that fat Turian in Andromeda... *Oops, posted the wrong vid at first, I hope nobody saw that...
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Post by The Joe-Man on Aug 10, 2017 16:34:52 GMT
give me the Avenger all day (and night), erry day! The way she wrecks shit in platinum, she has to be the best in the sack! Also, if my current girl almost catches us, the Avenger can just stealth grid and I won't get busted! As an added bonus, I here she likes to "pound the blowjob". The extra effort is always appreciated.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2017 16:50:44 GMT
(sigh) I am just not attracted to Turians. Not even Saren. I mean, I don't know how many times I told myself: "self, your life would have been so much more attuned to the rest of the womanhood if you'd only hooked up with Garrus. Look at the polls, self! Look at the blessed polls!" But no, not an inkling, not a stir. Must be the mandibles....
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Post by The Joe-Man on Aug 10, 2017 16:58:09 GMT
(sigh) I am just not attracted to Turians. Not even Saren. I mean, I don't know how many times I told myself: "self, your life would have been so much more attuned to the rest of the womanhood if you'd only hooked up with Garrus. Look at the polls, self! Look at the blessed polls!" But no, not an inkling, not a stir. Must be the mandibles.... Not attracted to horrible, spikey, metal skinned, dog legged monsters? Yep. YOU must be the weird one.
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Post by JulianVerse on Aug 10, 2017 17:01:30 GMT
Which one is fishbowlface?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2017 17:04:59 GMT
(sigh) I am just not attracted to Turians. Not even Saren. I mean, I don't know how many times I told myself: "self, your life would have been so much more attuned to the rest of the womanhood if you'd only hooked up with Garrus. Look at the polls, self! Look at the blessed polls!" But no, not an inkling, not a stir. Must be the mandibles.... Not attracted to horrible, spikey, metal skinned, dog legged monsters? Yep. YOU must be the weird one. Yes, yes. it's so much more utterly normal to go for green skin, gills and a touch of scales.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2017 17:05:48 GMT
Which one is fishbowlface? Asari?
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Post by N7Mith on Aug 10, 2017 17:08:26 GMT
Blue Biotic Triplets, for sure. Adept makes awesome boomboom, Sentinel completely drains me, and the Duelist has the sexiest armor and naughtiest look. HSent plays hard to get which is great for someone with more patience than me. Krogineer isn't too bad, once you get past the look and masculine voice. When I dropped my pants she gasped; "You got a hydra?!" Avenger disappears too often, hide and seek is terrible foreplay. Besides I'm supposed to bring the stickiness. Havoc is great to blow off some steam with if she goes full turbo. HF engi could have a nicer haircut, but I think she's too cool to care. Helmets are a turn-off, so soldier, vanguard and infiltrator are out.
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Post by gethadept on Aug 10, 2017 17:10:12 GMT
....and I thought you were going to talk about how human adept was boosting morale of characters going into platinum difficulty in her own way....
Yeah.. I didn`t see -
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