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Drinkquisition - NINE years drunk! Nov 10, 2020 10:16:20 GMT BLIGHT BOILS likes this

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Post by seven on Nov 10, 2020 10:16:20 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 10:03:44 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

Nov 10, 2020 9:54:30 GMT seven said:

Yessssss! And then after you have mashed all the buttons and finally been redirected to the Philippines via 6 other countries to "level 6 support", you will be asked :

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

I laughed irl.

I guess that is a lucky chance too.

You could always get re-routed to an entirely different super useful department like "billing and account enquiries"

Or after 3 hours of holding, get that welcoming reversing truck noise.

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Post by lynroy on Nov 10, 2020 10:20:29 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 9:42:22 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

Nov 10, 2020 8:23:30 GMT lynroy said:

Spolzers!!!! Cheese.

And Dumbledore dies.

I'm not that far yet!

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Post by Son of Dorn on Nov 10, 2020 10:23:43 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 10:20:29 GMT lynroy said:

Nov 10, 2020 9:42:22 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

And Dumbledore dies.

I'm not that far yet!

You haven't reached the best part: turns out that Vader is Luke's father. 😉

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Post by BLIGHT BOILS on Nov 10, 2020 11:12:00 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 10:16:20 GMT seven said:

Nov 10, 2020 10:03:44 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

I laughed irl.

I guess that is a lucky chance too.

You could always get re-routed to an entirely different super useful department like "billing and account enquiries"

Or after 3 hours of holding, get that welcoming reversing truck noise.

Or: " Please type in your six digit pin number followed by the hash key. If you don't have one, say, "I don't have one."

*says I don't have one*

Response: I'm sorry, we don't recognise that. Beep.

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Post by BLIGHT BOILS on Nov 10, 2020 11:13:26 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 10:20:29 GMT lynroy said:

Nov 10, 2020 9:42:22 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

And Dumbledore dies.

I'm not that far yet!

Fuck you're a slow reader. Anyone would think you were Australian 😉

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Post by Son of Dorn on Nov 10, 2020 11:25:41 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 11:13:26 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

Nov 10, 2020 10:20:29 GMT lynroy said:

I'm not that far yet!

Fuck you're a slow reader. Anyone would think you were Australian 😉

Or French. 🤣

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Post by BLIGHT BOILS on Nov 10, 2020 11:37:03 GMT

Finally a game that lets me use a flail. It is officially Donk Approved™

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Post by Chenowl Blanc on Nov 10, 2020 15:25:14 GMT

I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!

*randomly throws people's drinks off the table*

*insults everybody's hairstyle*

*shoots peanuts in every direction*

wan·gry / wæŋ·ɡrɪ / adj. "feeling or showing anger or irritability due to lack of wine"

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Post by seven on Nov 10, 2020 22:15:38 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 15:25:14 GMT Chenowl Blanc said:

I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!

*randomly throws people's drinks off the table*

*insults everybody's hairstyle*

*shoots peanuts in every direction*

Rough day owl?

Last Edit: Nov 10, 2020 22:16:11 GMT by seven

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Post by Son of Dorn on Nov 10, 2020 22:20:33 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 15:25:14 GMT Chenowl Blanc said:

I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!

*randomly throws people's drinks off the table*

*insults everybody's hairstyle*

*shoots peanuts in every direction*

Bad owl, bad!

*Puts the owl on the haughty step*

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Post by BLIGHT BOILS on Nov 11, 2020 1:40:44 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 15:25:14 GMT Chenowl Blanc said:

*insults everybody's hairstyle*

Hair?

Yep, that's a drink.

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Post by Ruliya on Nov 11, 2020 2:20:01 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 1:47:50 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

Nov 10, 2020 1:47:00 GMT Son of Dorn said:

+1 like for Harley Quinn gif. 😍

I like me some crazy biatches!

I think they like you too

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Post by lynroy on Nov 11, 2020 2:28:32 GMT

Nov 10, 2020 15:25:14 GMT Chenowl Blanc said:

I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!

*randomly throws people's drinks off the table*

*insults everybody's hairstyle*

*shoots peanuts in every direction*

*ducks and heads for cover*
*let's the owl rage*

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Post by lynroy on Nov 11, 2020 5:11:16 GMT

I get to do my job today! *Rejoices*
Wait... That isn't something I should get excited about. *drinks* What has my life become? *drinks and thinks*

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Post by BLIGHT BOILS on Nov 11, 2020 5:21:48 GMT

Nov 11, 2020 5:11:16 GMT lynroy said:

I get to do my job today! *Rejoices*
Wait... That isn't something I should get excited about. *drinks* What has my life become? *drinks and thinks*

Almost as exciting as the new washing machine, eh? :whistle:

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Post by Chenowl Blanc on Nov 11, 2020 8:09:57 GMT

Nov 11, 2020 5:38:51 GMT DragonKingReborn said:

Been there, been there.

*offers drink*

Yesterday was a rough day indeed, everything went wrong and (most of it) wasn't even my fault. :ytho:

But then I had wine and today is a new day!

BTW thanks for the pro-rage spirit in this thread. :wizard:

*picks up peanuts from the floor*

*compliments everybody's hair- or headstyle*

*sponsors a new mop for someone to clean up the mess on the floor*

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Post by lynroy on Nov 11, 2020 8:35:42 GMT

Yikes. I hate it when things go wrong and I have no control over it.

Nov 11, 2020 5:21:48 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

Nov 11, 2020 5:11:16 GMT lynroy said:

I get to do my job today! *Rejoices*
Wait... That isn't something I should get excited about. *drinks* What has my life become? *drinks and thinks*

Almost as exciting as the new washing machine, eh? :whistle:

That thing spins in ways you wouldn't believe! Wait...

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Post by seven on Nov 11, 2020 9:01:50 GMT

Wait...isn't it good that it's not your fault? :lol:

I think its helpful to let all the rage out.

Better out than in, as Shrek said. (Yes I know it wasn't about that :lol:

)

Anyone else need to vent about anything?

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$10 per hour to listen to you vent plus agree with you
$20 per hour to listen to you vent, agree with you, and make plans for the demise of cause of problems.
$40 per hour to listen to you vent, agree with you, make plans for demise, and enact demise :yas:

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Post by BLIGHT BOILS on Nov 11, 2020 9:22:44 GMT

How much for phone sex?

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Post by Chenowl Blanc on Nov 11, 2020 9:28:45 GMT

Nov 11, 2020 9:01:50 GMT seven said:

Wait...isn't it good that it's not your fault? :lol:

You should think xD But no. Someone from my project team messed up (well, not really - it's complicated, let's blame it on technology), so I had to spend all morning to explain it or apologize for it, as it couldn't get fixed. :facepalm:

Also, how much for you venting more than me so that I develop a feeling of insignificance to calm me down?

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Post by seven on Nov 11, 2020 9:34:09 GMT

Nov 11, 2020 9:22:44 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

How much for phone sex?

Bogan accent or no?

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Post by seven on Nov 11, 2020 9:35:59 GMT

Nov 11, 2020 9:28:45 GMT Chenowl Blanc said:

Nov 11, 2020 9:01:50 GMT seven said:

Wait...isn't it good that it's not your fault? :lol:

You should think xD But no. Someone from my project team messed up (well, not really - it's complicated, let's blame it on technology), so I had to spend all morning to explain it or apologize for it, as it couldn't get fixed. :facepalm:

Also, how much for you venting more than me so that I develop a feeling of insignificance to calm me down?

Hm.

Is it going to be a regular occurrence?

If so I'm going to have to plan in advance for stories to tell and that'll be extra :lol:

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Post by BLIGHT BOILS on Nov 11, 2020 9:56:52 GMT

Nov 11, 2020 9:34:09 GMT seven said:

Nov 11, 2020 9:22:44 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

How much for phone sex?

Bogan accent or no?

Is it extra for the bogan accent? 😆

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Post by seven on Nov 11, 2020 10:16:17 GMT

Nov 11, 2020 9:56:52 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

Nov 11, 2020 9:34:09 GMT seven said:

Bogan accent or no?

Is it extra for the bogan accent? 😆

Gotta buy enough beer to make it authentic. And wait in line at Centerlink for the atmosphere.

Method actor and all that.
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