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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 21:12:21 GMT
Ladies and Gentlemen! The first pair of contestants did surprisingly well and both have managed to advance as far as their third opponent! Ser Butterfingers was exceptionally devious, getting his fingers onto his first opponent's helmet prior to the match. Though, the venerable mount of Ser Butterfingers slipped up a bit on the cookie crumbs during the charge, he dealt two swift defeats to his blind sighted competitor. The second knight was of quicker wit and after the initial defeat had discovered the wicked adjustments to his helmet, dishing out in return to Ser Butterfingers a most humiliating moment. His mount, however, fell prone to the delicious scent of cookies and threw him off in favour of running in the opposite direction to get delicious nourishment, allowing Ser Butterfingers to advance to his last opponent. Alas, the black knight had a vegetarian mount and suffered advanced paranoia against any form of sabotage. Ser Butterfingers was overcome by two swift defeats at the Black Knight's mighty lance. Ser Butterfinger's match! Ser Pintsize was most generous in sharing his ale with his first opponent's mount. This led the noble beast to travel in a rather wobbly line during the match, crowing Ser Pintsize the undisputed victor. Fuelled by the taste of victory, Ser Pintsize bravely charged his next opponent and won fair and square! This caused the audience to clap wildly! Woohoo! Well done! Alas, too much celebrating played a dirty trick on him with the third opponent and Ser Pintsize ended up with his head stuck in the ground most uncomfortably. Ser Pintsize's match! The victor is! Ser Pintsize who scored 15,532 points for the speed, accuracy and his style!
Ser Butterfingers was satisfied with more than decent 9,718 points! The bets for Ser Pintsize and Ser Butterfingers is closed! You may still bet on the other pairs! Your current gambling budget stands at 95,186 coins! Stand by for the second match!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 21:56:02 GMT
The crowd is up on their feet cheering as the Second Grand Tournament Round gets rolling and the daring ladies assume the field! As the first contestant designated for her charm took off, Lady Bateyelash was far more focused on how pretty she looked mounted. The flirting did the trick and after spending some pleasant time together, Lady Bateyelash was named the winner. Discovering that the fair lady began to count his assets before they even finished drinking and getting soundly booed by the onlookers, her opponent dealt Lady Bateyelash a blow in the follow up round. Quite enraged, the lady scorned performed a spectacular charge scoring decisive victory in their last battle. Deciding she can go for a wealthier and better connected opponent, Lady Bateyelash concentrated her efforts on the second knight with a varied success. In the end, the gold digging brought her no victory. For shame. Lady Bateyelash's match! Lady Burnedmuffins charged, determined to uphold her family honour! Her first opponent was falsely claiming that aged, dried up prunes were far superior to the yummy muffins. Much to the audience's approval, Lady Burnedmuffins cooked his goose faster than one could say oven even if her opponent resisted saltily. The second knight was a fierce defender of scones. It seemed the events repeated as in the first round, but the greater time spent battling the kitchen than battlefield played a dirty trick and led to Lady Burnedmuffins' eventual defeat. Lady Burnedmuffins' match! The winner is! Lady Burnedmuffins cooked up 3,672 respectable points! Her husband will be very proud of her and will stick to broccoli from now on.
Lady Bateyelash finished with the negative 2,934 points. Best of luck to her! Undoubtedly, she'll score spectacularly at the next Winter Ball. The betting on this pair is closed. You may still bet on the last pair. Player gambling budget: 111,350!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 22:35:56 GMT
Oh noes! This is terrible! Horrible! While the first scuffle ended in lots of whistles and nose bleeds as the audience is convinced that losing his armour was intentional, the judges are sure of the opposite. During the following charge, Ser Irresistible was too occupied checking out his reflection in the breastplate and didn't notice when his devious opponent dealt him a profound defeat. The arena is covered in hankies and tears, but the judges are merciless! Don't you cry fellow fans, you can kiss Ser Irresistible better after the matches! Ser Irresistible's match! Ouch! That was a most humiliating scene, getting his armour knocked right off of him, which ended with lots of laughter. Poor Ser Butcooties! Right before the next flight, someone wickedly told him that his mare is a girl, which resulted in him refusing to mount as he was convinced there was a dirty pun somewhere in riding. Those heartless judges! They claimed via rules at least two rounds must be conducted and kicked Ser Butcooties onto the field regardless, which resulted in awkwardness. The judges remained most unimpressed. Ser Butcooties' match! Let's face it, while both contestants are awful losers and cost you A LOT of gambling money, the winner who did more than stand centre field and look pretty is Ser Butcooties who earned negative 7,764 points! It seems, he won't be getting a girlfriend again. Let's cheer for him anyway. hehehe
Ser Irresistible perished in the crowd of forgiving and adoring fans with the negative score of 9,032! Your gambling budget stands at 64,648 points! The exciting day at the Arena came to a closure. Stand By for the results!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 23:04:56 GMT
Welcome to the Arena shop! While you're waiting for the elimination story, vote for which items you want for your Grey Warden!
Your gambling budget totals at: 64,648 points
1) Bestest socks: they always smell like daisies and offer 3% fire, cold, electricity, nature and spirit resistance! - 55,000 2) a skill reset book - 15,000 3) the Champion champagne and a boost to physical resistance for 20 mins - 2,000 4) GF for Ser Butcooties - 9,000 5) a pretty hairpin that raises willpower by 2 - 7,000 6) Mabari munchies +3 strength for the dog for 30minutes! - 8,000 7) The Freelance Champions! The independent champions are willing to stand by the Grey Wardens' side in the battle with darkspawn (another circle army at the AD battle). It will cost you all the earned points.
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Post by Space Cowboy on May 7, 2018 0:49:46 GMT
I vote #7, I think we'll need it
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Post by sgtreed24 on May 7, 2018 2:21:27 GMT
As much as I'd like to go for number 7, I can't stand by and allow my fellow awkward brethren to flounder without aid! Not when I can help! so, I vote for numbers, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
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Post by fylimar on May 7, 2018 4:40:12 GMT
I take 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 too. The champions of that tourney seem to be rather strange fellows, better raise some stats, make dog happy and be able to change your abilities. Ah yes, and that knight really needs a girlfriend
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Post by romice on May 7, 2018 5:35:24 GMT
The battles were awesome to read through I will take the gifts 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, because I have a tendency to buy too much stuff .
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Post by gervaise21 on May 7, 2018 7:41:27 GMT
To be honest, I'm inclined to agree with Space but I'm going to see what other people think before deciding.
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Post by pelassarias on May 7, 2018 18:15:31 GMT
I'll go with 7! If ButCooties helps with the Blight and survives, then there's no way he can't find some romance afterwards! He'll be a magnet I tell you!
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Post by sgtreed24 on May 7, 2018 18:20:03 GMT
omfg, I just got the name... thanks to pela for capitalizing the letters. BUT COOTIES!
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Post by gervaise21 on May 7, 2018 18:52:54 GMT
I didn't realise the Freelance Champions would comprise the jousting squad. If that is the case I'm not quite sure how much help they will be. More likely poor ButCooties will be a deceased hero. I think I'll go for 1, 3 & 5
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Post by fylimar on May 7, 2018 19:21:49 GMT
I didn't realise the Freelance Champions would comprise the jousting squad. If that is the case I'm not quite sure how much help they will be. More likely poor ButCooties will be a deceased hero. I think I'll go for 1, 3 & 5That was my thought too, therefore no jousting champions for me
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Post by TheHeroOfFerelden on May 7, 2018 20:15:59 GMT
I vote for the bestest of the best of socks and the scooby snacks mabari munchies The battles were indeed, really awesome to read through,Stella, even though it seems I've lost the betting contest...
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Post by Catilina on May 7, 2018 21:46:39 GMT
1., 3., 5.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 12:29:19 GMT
The battles were awesome to read through I will take the gifts 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, because I have a tendency to buy too much stuff . Thank you! I'm glad they were fun! Recognizing self... I have best be going before I run out of money.. OOO! Hairpin! I vote for the bestest of the best of socks and the scooby snacks mabari munchies The battles were indeed, really awesome to read through,Stella, even though it seems I've lost the betting contest... Thank you! Awww I'm sorry Hero, may the socks keep you warm in the ghostie land. I'll give the shop a few more hours and then we'll proceed with the stories.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 17:15:05 GMT
The most popular options are (and the voting is open only for these two now ) 1,3,5
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2,3,4,5,6And you are making ties of course! Anybody willing to switch their vote to one of these or shall I flip a coin?
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Post by Space Cowboy on May 8, 2018 17:27:16 GMT
I'll switch to the last one. Buy all the things. I had 7 before.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 18:01:02 GMT
Thanks Spacey! You save two people from dooom! Scaaaandalous news from the Freelancer Arena everyone!
Much, much to her horror! Lady Bateyelash suddenly realised that she's been staring at Ser Butcooties all day long! In fact, she's been looking so long that she has completely forgotten about wanting everyone's money!
That is before she proceeded to chase him all around the Arena and flirt with him shamelessly. Let us hope that her persistent charms shall cure the object of her interest of his fear of cooties and they'll live happily ever after.
Down at the camp, everyone opened a bottle of champagne to their future victory over darkspawn, while the Mabari plopped to the ground and munched and crunched on the snacks deliciously. Our lovely Warden during the small talk received compliments on her nice new hairpin!
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 18:21:33 GMT
Dwarves, then Mages, recruiting these two powers for the cause felt like she had lived more than one lifetime. There were the stone spires of Redcliffe glittering in the moonlight ahead that bore the unknown. In this grand scheme, it was easy to lose track of the personal tragedies, such as the one where Morrigan stood before her clutching the Grimoire to her chest.
"Perhaps once we deal with the Blight. Challenging Flemeth is far too risky."
"It's not too risky to brave the Deep Roads, not too risky to challenge the Sloth Demon in the Fade. You have stopped along the way to settle every minor dispute short of rescuing kittens from trees, but you will not help me after all I have offered! If you will not help me than I will help you no more!"
In bitterness, Morrigan turned into a wolf and lurked into darkness, leaving the camp behind.
The eliminated player wasTheHeroOfFerelden - Morrigan
The Dark Ritual is forfeit. ~~ NIGHT TIME ~~ Please choose one of the Following
1. trust 2. safety 3. responsibility
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Post by sgtreed24 on May 8, 2018 19:13:53 GMT
3.
Because with great power...
comes great responsibility!
Also, I KNEW Hero wasn't guilty... but noooo, let's kill Morrigan. Sorry Hero
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Post by Space Cowboy on May 8, 2018 19:27:28 GMT
3. Because with great power... comes great responsibility! Also, I KNEW Hero wasn't guilty... but noooo, let's kill Morrigan. Sorry Hero I agree with Spiderman. On both counts. Sorry Hero and Morrigan.
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Post by Catilina on May 8, 2018 19:50:25 GMT
Oh... well... shit. Hero and Fereldan... my accusation was baseless. I apologise.
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Post by pelassarias on May 8, 2018 20:50:50 GMT
Sorry Hero, but to be fair towards the innocent people who voted for you, the situation between you and dusty was tough and there was no way to know for sure which one of you were innocent. Also, I don't think any innocent player knew without a doubt whether Hero was innocent, and hindsight is 20/20. All is not lost though. There are a few players that seem most likely to be spies now, and we still have a few good roles that could be put into use.
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Post by TheHeroOfFerelden on May 8, 2018 22:00:53 GMT
In bitterness, Morrigan turned into a wolf and lurked into darkness, leaving the camp behind. The eliminated player was [/b] TheHeroOfFerelden - Morrigan
The Dark Ritual is forfeit. *Pets wolf wife* In bitterness, both Hero and Morrigan, lurk into darkness, leaving the forum behind... Ok, not really But you guys should've known that i got (and I'm gotten by) Morrigan for life!
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