Recent Game Highlights and/or Low Points

When I pug I usually have the highest or 2nd highest N7 ranking [especially with all the new players] in a given lobby, and very rarely the lowest. But this was one of those times and...I had the lowest by a significant margin Good to see some old heads back in the game. MPApr2012 will like the Cryo GPS used by the host



Low: I have to attempt Ariake at some point. Maybe tonight, we will see.

I wanna fight the guy driving the Ravager...



Or even better, BE the guy driving the Ravager!!


(Seems to be a typo in the spelling of Harvester?)

Low: Lost 1v1 against NinjaSuperiority
Lower: Played on Ninis server. So frustrating. As a scrub I should get the privilege to always host. You should be ashamed! That's not how a gentleman acts, buttface!
Lowest: xelander is a fooking killthief. You fighting forever a Prime and it's only one bar left? He comes around the corner and finish it! You play a shadow and stab some bitches? He waits, till he can finish them with a scrab. You waste all your ops to grab some Trooper? He watches you till you die and grab it infront of your corpse to shame you!

I can't do this anymore.

High: Being #retired has its pros. More than cons

High: One of them is people thinks I'm rusty and can't play for shiet. They are very mistaken, as this little video footage proves I still know a thing or two



BSN elitists getting served right. Courtesy of fraggle, vastator, with special mention of xelander and his lost manhood at the reactor and SenorZanahoria - the most loyal subject willing to take an abomb in da face

Last week's Highlights:

First a Low: Balbock played without me and I played without Baibai... BUT! Of course there's a HIGH in it, because I forced kindly asked him to play MP for me so I can watch him play with mouse and keyboard, muahaha! This is still sorcery for me
So Friday last week Bai went on Invis pugging and pugged straight into Alfonsedode! Was funny and nice to see you there

On Saturday it was my turn to play a match so Bai could watch me play with Controller I dropped in a duo on HDagger on W6 an it went actually rather fine.

Last Thursday we started to do some more shenanigans. It was already kinda late, but I wanted to see Bai play his fav kit Claymore FQE He and a pug landed on Giant/Reapers and then the host left early on, so it was a solo for Bai until the former host dropped back into this game shortly after Some more pugs joined later on and the game went well, too (the former host was a pretty good player).

The thirst for playing was not over yet. But look... look at this scrubbery


Well... obviously this was not Bai, but me playing my second time on PC with mouse and keyboard and Claymore FQE It was kind of a joke, but I managed to get through a Bronze solo with only Gear despite Bai's ridiculous high mouse sensitivity... It must have looked pretty hilarious, I'm still keyboard cat But anyway, despite being exhausting and nerve-wrecking it was fun and I ran 2 Pizzas!

Yesterday it was then my turn to play a Gold match with my favourite kit, which is still kinda Raider Fury The first try went unbelievably well, with a Drone getting stuck in W3 and the host didn't leave I left the lobby and searched again, starting a match with the pug that Bai met in his match on Thursday, with Giant/Cerberus. But apparently something was wrong, because I lost all other players in that match Even the host left, but I became host then
There was a really competent Shadow joining, and we dragged the other 2 pugs through the match. The Shadow player even texted as they were out of gel after clutching the rest of W10, after I was out of it, too. Between Turrets, stabbing ladies and two pugs going down frequently, this was a challenging match, but 3 of us actually made it to extraction

So naturally, my scrubby ass had to do something to relax afterwards. But geez... Trolls on Jade...


Well, you might have guessed it already, but it was Bai's turn to play with my controller He did really well for his 2nd only ever Controller ME3MP match He made it to W10 with 3WS as well, but then devices dropped... And the first was already the meanest position of them all... That sucked. But I had fun watching and I'm sure he had too (or maybe not ).

And now to end this post, here are some more impressions from our scrubbery solo adventures!


Thank you for this fun experience

happens all the time to all directions. when soloing plat the feeling is indescribable! 

argh, what now. look, working as intended™ still covers it last time we checked. what elese you want

yeah mate you should totally try it. you be laughing your ass of in no time.

so here I was thinking and cackling through a smug comeback/gif accompaniment to move the spotlight back on Andy and annoy him about the Platinum solo but then i saw Slasher's and Vastator's post in the themed challenges. now i'm depressed.

High - Decided to host this time so I could play GI melee U/U/G and ran into someone named El_papo01. He was a great player and using text chat so perhaps he is a BSN guy but I can't recall. Had some fun games with him where he went Turian Inf melee spec as well as Volus Adept with some Stasis Graal action.

In the final game I had to get ready to leave the house during extraction wave but since I was host I went AFK rather than quitting out, hoping to avoid a risky host migration. During this time I happened to notice El_papo kept me alive with shield boost on the extraction point the whole time haha.

teammate of the year, right here- nice work, hope that person gave your ass some thorough kissing after that one!