Recent Game Highlights and/or Low Points

Low:
Maybe bad timing but the "Searching for Games" screen was quite persistent when booting the game. I eventually had to resort to hosting and start all by myself 

High #1:
Jon dropped by and introduced some proper BSN classiness with a Tsol/Saber and QFE/Claymoar    GGs.

High #2:

Finally found a gold PUG lobby. My team mates were properly equipped with explosive ammo, HVB on the Adas etc. so our host felt confident enough to ninja to Platinum. Me going with with the Drell Adept and rolling Thunderdome didn't increase my confidence but we somehow made it with amazing team work in one of those games that should be a wipe on wave 3. Granted, the trench coat was hanging in shreads when crawling onto the shuttle but all 4 of us got credits and a "Mission Successful". You gotta love this game.

High #3:

Had another go with the DAdept and almost prevented andy_3_913 from getting a grab  I thought Reave would stagger the poor toaster but it rolled over the crate nicely for a fist in the headlight, GG.

We should be so lucky. Sadly at this point, the trauma of double/triple Prime stunlock, triple rockets, bomber wallbang stuns and other BS would still contnue to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my days.

Good to hear you are well! Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system.

I just found the uncommon UUG lobby, and had a few successful matches with some classic pugs (and maybe one not so, alex69 something, N7 rank in the 6 digits). Not a single w1 nuked, somehow, probably because the Ancestors were merciful and I only faced the 3 non scumbag factions.

My soup rats' broad shoulders and supportive hips were more enough to carry the other races to victory in all cases, as is usual, albiet a couple of rather grueling lone survivor extractions, notwithstanding

High:



Might have been suffering a slight touch of lag...

Low:

Something I haven't seen for quite a while...Escort the drone bugging out a couple of times, and Cerb troops (think I've only ever seen it happening with Cerberus) doing their xmas tree ornament impersonation dangling from the rafters in Reactor. also a couple of times.

High:

Seen a few of these today



And not always on wave 11 lol

Have you ever watched Modern Problems?

I'm not sure if voodoo will work here. An exorcist maybe. Your computer is possessed by an inflamed pixel butthole

Modern Problems....

Chevy Chase, Dabney Coleman, Nell Carter, Brian Doyle Murray.

Ridiculous premise, juvenile stunts. A guilty pleasure, 1981 so it's a bit old I saw it in the theater as a 9yo lmao.

High: Turian getting an absolute pounding at the end.
Higher: Geth player getting taken out by the Atlas after the game had ended lol

I present to you...

YetAnotherHecticLast2minutes#5

High: me w/ QMIncisor joins a GIP, Cerberus on White. Greeted by 2 quarian pugs (QFI Carrier & Quarksman with......Javelin? Must be an exile) & their pet puggernaut. Easy payday, lots of sploded heads. Another Machine Mastery notched up

Low: glitched biowerpls audio so I couldn't hear any soup or spinach the whole game. Fixed itself next game but by then it was just me and the QFI.

Lower:

Why in 2023 is anyone telling people how to play this game, unsolicited, over the general in-game chat?

If you want to teach someone how to play, use TeamSpeak or Discord or whatever you like, give them a friend request, and chat behind the scenes. Do not broadcast instructions to the room like the Lord. The amount of times I have carried this player is countless btw...

Playing as an Adept with two Infiltrators on Platinum is aggravating enough.