DA 4 Romances! New info for real this time!!! Zom-bangin'?

I'm fine as long as we get a well-made, lore-relevant gay guy. The looks don't matter a lot to me, as long as they look unique. 

Of course, my true weakness is Blackwall looking and sounding men, and I have a soft spot for guys like Samson who look, well, rough. But we haven't had a gay elf yet (and gay qunari and dwarves probably won't happen, not male ones at least), so I think it's time for a gay elf. ALL the Bioware gay men have been human. I don't want another gay human honestly. Maybe DA5, but NOT DA4. Give me something NEW. 

I'd like a gay male character who doesn't become bff's with the protagonist. Something a bit more harder to chew please. 

Well we can go with a manly elf too but it'd be pretty cool to get a mix of feminine appearance and masculine personality. I like mix-and-matching those aspects together, because I find it interesting and amusing. But a gay elf, whether masculine looking or not, would be cool.

Oh god, Samson. His voice, his everything... should've made him a romance, and gay too. I HAVE to go the mage route every time because I WANT Samson in all my playthroughs!
Sans his receeding hairline, he looks pretty freaking stunning honestly.

Lyrium idol. I want to be corrupted.

And what's not hot about a creepy janitor?

Am I being too greedy if I want her to love my mind and love my equipment.

I don't care about redeeming qualities as long as the romance is good. The only thing that matters to me in a romance that it's a male x male romance and that it's good. Pishposh about redeeming qualities and who is worthy of love and who isn't.

I think Samson sounds hot, he looks kinda edgy and hot (to me) and I like his antagonistic position. All of that appeals to me.

And the beauty and the beast aesthetic is my jam.

I would go for Solas in a heartbeat if he were available for men. 

I tend to go for the one who has the best balance of the four traits: roleplayability, plot relevance, looks and personality, satisfying happy ending. In DA:I, Dorian had plot relevance, and Iron Bull had looks and personality as well as roleplayability. But my canon Inquisitor deserves better so he is single. 

Psh, that’s not a type. My canon warden ended up with Zevran, Loghain, and Nathaniel in his party by pure...

oh no

Just as long as it's something that builds up over the course of the game and builds off of friendship and respect.

As opposed to spending most of the game in the friend zone and is capped by an unskippable quasi-porn scene.

The problem with Samson is they trot out his "I helped some mages find love and lost my job!" sob story out as if it's the ONLY story.

After he's already an addict, in DA2 he gets caught up in mages again. Then decides in the Twilight hour that he's gotten in too deep. He thinks these folks are a bit crazy and he's off to run to the Templars to drag them there to take care of the problem. That's double crossing your group when you think they're going to lose anyway. HE's an effing coward. Shuttling some letters was probably done in a "eh, it's just paper" wink wink kind of half assed thinking that would have flown just fine under any other Commander, but he worked for MEredith. So 1, he did not think he was risking anything when he helped with the letters (so, not heroic). 2, he was an idiot that didn't realize Meredith was two steps above a Hard Ass when it came to punishment.

So there I've gone and proven he's a cowardly idiot traitor. He didn't follow the rules, and got kicked. That's not a sob story. He joined up with the mages (probably because they had access to lyrium) and then betrayed them. Then because the whole world turn on poor little Samson, they all deserved to burn. So sure as pink on a nugs bottom was he going to join up for some red lyrium and make all the groups that had treated him badly pay.  He's not making a stand-- he's that kid that got bullied a little who then showed up to gun all his classmates. A murderer, not someone to be pitied.

And you can have him hung for his involvement in DA2 and that gets ignored for him to play a key role in DAI to rub my nose even more in it, I can't even definitively have him Axed in DAI for no reason that makes any sense. Which implies they actually might consider using this sorry excuse of a human again?! in future story.

Fingers crossed he died a horrible and slow red lyrium death in my dungeons. That barely covers what he deserves considering he knowingly did the same to thousands of others.