Reactor Cookbook

Everyone share their favourite dishes made in the glorious Reactor!

I'll begin with an insanely complicated one: Praebrutsheepug.

Ingredients:
1 Praetorian
1 Brute
1 Banshee
3 non-suspecting PUGs (organic) with body armour removed, with at least 1 turian and 1 krogan. Use drell for extra spice or salarians for delicious liver. Synthetic PUGs only usable if you have a spare stomach or two.

How To Prepare:
1. Get all Ingredients to the reactor simultaneously. Close the doors.
2. Wait until Praetorian, Brute and Banshee perform their execution moves.
3. Right after the PUGs are executed, quickly vent the core at double the usual output.
4. Go into the reactor. Use Cobra missiles if there's still movement. Put the ingredients into Stasis to prevent decay.
5. Stuff the ashes of Banshee into the gluteal cavity of the Brute.
6. Liquefy the krogan and the turian and pour onto the Brute. Rub the liquid in until absorbed.
7. Open the husk chamber of the Praetorian (if it wasn't open already) and put in the Brute, then stuff the remaining PUG above the Brute.
8. Cook in the Reactor until crisp.