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M'lady of Fine Arts
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Lady Artifice
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August 2016
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Post by Lady Artifice on Mar 7, 2017 23:13:45 GMT
Don't imply she's a man.
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13,409
Pearl
optics cuck
3,898
August 2016
pearl
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Mass Effect Trilogy, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda
FatherOfPearl
FatherOfPearl
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Post by Pearl on Mar 8, 2017 1:00:34 GMT
First, you ask her out to McDonalds. If she doesn't want to go to McDonalds with you, she's not actually interested in you and is only using you to eat at a fancy restaurant.
Second, you make her pay for her own food. Again, if she doesn't want to pay for her food, she's only interested in a free meal.
Third, look her dead in the eyes and say "Ayy baybay, wan sum fuk?". If she's actually interested in you (as we established with the first two steps), this should be a shoe-in.
Hope this helps.
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PermTrouble
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January 2017
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Post by PermTrouble on Mar 8, 2017 1:09:42 GMT
If you don't get them "fuck me" eyes after you open with "What yo name is?" or my personal favorite "yo hair look good" , then move along.
There a lot of pussy in that sea, aint no sense in worrying about just one
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Bookaholic: 1776 Edition
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Apr 16, 2019 17:41:17 GMT
3,352
fiannawolf
For I am the Reading Rainbow.
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January 2017
fiannawolf
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire
N7 Ghostwolf
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Post by fiannawolf on Mar 8, 2017 3:59:40 GMT
In my limited experience, talk about favorite shows or books.
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