Workday Cheer

I knew what schnell meant anyway....my Hogans Heros education.

More dogs gifs than cat gifs, now we're talking!

I lost it at "easily portable".

Formfitting plate armor... so hot.

Stylish outfit and fitness in one, because it's probably at least 20kg of metal you'd carry with you.

Interestingly enough... armor is not subject of any weapon laws despite giving you a huge advantage in most fights. A punch from a steel gauntlet could easily break bones while protecting the wearer from injuries. Even better, it's not a weapon that can be taken from you easily.

You'd have less laundry, you wouldn't need a new outfit every day, you could clean it easily if some accident happened and if you're clumsy now at least you won't hurt yourself.

All in all, it's a brilliant idea. Sure, you won't cuddle with anyone anytime soon but I bet you could find a man who'd love to polish your armor. In fact, this could be the bridge between their love of cars and their love of women.