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Post by mordokai on Sept 27, 2018 22:36:37 GMT
At this point, I'm not sure whether this thread is meant to be used sarcastically or honestly. So, seeing I used it in sarcastic way already, lets do it honestly this time around.
Fury sucks. She's just a lousy Valkyrie.
In fact... most humans are just boring when compared to aliens. That's not to say they aren't powerful, or even fun to play, but why play a boring old human when playing as a krogan/drell/turian/asari or even volus is ten times more exciting.
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Post by MPApr2012 on Sept 27, 2018 22:41:55 GMT
At this point, I'm not sure whether this thread is meant to be used sarcastically or honestly. So, seeing I used it in sarcastic way already, lets do it honestly this time around. Fury sucks. She's just a lousy Valkyrie.
QFT. And i'm not being sarcastic either... That flimsy human wannabee QFT yet again. Well Said. |
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Post by obbie1984 on Sept 28, 2018 3:25:16 GMT
Drells are cool because... trenchcoat? I like the Drell Adept (don't care for Drell Vanguard and the only infiltrators I like are QFI and Shadow Girl), but he's definitely not cool. Oh boy. Well it is the right thread *kek* for this i suppose. And you seem serious about it too. I imagine Deerber's eye started twithcing all of a sudden wherever he is. Yeah, uhm... Oh boy. No idea who Deerber is, but I am dead serious. Problem? Also, I tried that Asari Valkyrie build that Distigious mention. Its pretty damn amazing. I have no idea how people can say she is weak in any capacity. |
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Post by MPApr2012 on Sept 28, 2018 4:14:37 GMT
Oh boy. Well it is the right thread *kek* for this i suppose. And you seem serious about it too. I imagine Deerber's eye started twithcing all of a sudden wherever he is. Yeah, uhm... Oh boy. No idea who Deerber is, but I am dead serious. Problem? |
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Post by burningcherry on Sept 28, 2018 8:26:38 GMT
Fury sucks. She's just a lousy Valkyrie. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Rio, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reaper forces, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I graduated of specialized Fury training and I'm the top biotic in the entire Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will fucking annihilate you with fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Citadel space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my biotics. Not only am I extensively trained in biotic combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dark energy all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.  |
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Post by antsu on Sept 28, 2018 9:18:02 GMT
Fury sucks. She's just a lousy Valkyrie. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Rio, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reaper forces, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I graduated of specialized Fury training and I'm the top biotic in the entire Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will fucking annihilate you with fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Citadel space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my biotics. Not only am I extensively trained in biotic combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dark energy all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Post by frankiscrank on Sept 28, 2018 9:26:05 GMT
Fury sucks. She's just a lousy Valkyrie. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Rio, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reaper forces, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I graduated of specialized Fury training and I'm the top biotic in the entire Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will fucking annihilate you with fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Citadel space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my biotics. Not only am I extensively trained in biotic combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dark energy all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.  |
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Post by Alfonsedode on Sept 28, 2018 9:27:51 GMT
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Post by muahmuah on Sept 28, 2018 11:07:34 GMT
Mordokai is damn right.AVS FTW
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Post by muahmuah on Sept 28, 2018 11:08:42 GMT
yeah obbie should watch some crazy claymore drellgod action before shitposting like that Want to see the same on Plat vs geth |
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Post by mordokai on Sept 28, 2018 12:00:12 GMT
Fury sucks. She's just a lousy Valkyrie. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Rio, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reaper forces, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I graduated of specialized Fury training and I'm the top biotic in the entire Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will fucking annihilate you with fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Citadel space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my biotics. Not only am I extensively trained in biotic combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dark energy all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Now, I was going to reply with something along the what antsu did, but I'm trying to be a better man(with all due respect to antsu, I think nothing lesser of you because you choose that kind of reply... if anything, I find it hella funny) than that. Also, frank implies there is a reference to be had and while I vaguely recognise it, I can't quite place it. Due apologies.
With that in mind... the "entire arsenal of the System Alliance" won't due you much good, seeing the temper tantrum you threw up last time the Alliance procurement officer tried to match you with a perfectly usable Graal. You know, that whole "I don't even need a weapons" shtick you had? Yeah, that. Also, boasting the number of kills you have under your belt and whatnot... you sure you're not overcompensating for anything?  As for your biotics... you're basically a patchwork of asari sentinel, infiltrator and vanilla adept. I know, I know, Earth DLC came out chronologically before Retaliation, but yeah... how oddly convenient, wouldn't you say? 
Oh yeah, one more thing. For all the supposed training you've had, you sure fly off the handle on the slightest provocation. Try some meditation... I hear asari are really good at that
In short... no.
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Post by docsteely on Sept 28, 2018 13:03:52 GMT
I feel a 1on1 Thunderdome™ challenge is around the corner...  Unfortunately, different platforms... |
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Post by muahmuah on Sept 28, 2018 13:36:27 GMT
I feel a 1on1 Thunderdome™ challenge is around the corner... Unfortunately, different platforms... I am up.I will use AVS?Can i? |
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Post by docsteely on Sept 28, 2018 13:39:08 GMT
I feel a 1on1 Thunderdome™ challenge is around the corner... Unfortunately, different platforms...  I am up.I will use AVS?Can i?  K Doc, you can and I will use Fabulous Felicia...
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Post by frankiscrank on Sept 28, 2018 13:42:09 GMT
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Rio, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reaper forces, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I graduated of specialized Fury training and I'm the top biotic in the entire Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will fucking annihilate you with fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Citadel space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my biotics. Not only am I extensively trained in biotic combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dark energy all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. ... Also, frank implies there is a reference to be had and while I vaguely recognise it, I can't quite place it. Due apologies.
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In short... no.
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Post by Alfonsedode on Sept 28, 2018 13:54:01 GMT
yeah obbie should watch some crazy claymore drellgod action before shitposting like that Want to see the same on Plat vs geth I kinda try to find cooler gameplay but youtube search failed me. Geth plat can not be cooler though... more impressive but not cooler |
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Post by muahmuah on Sept 28, 2018 13:56:05 GMT
I am up.I will use AVS?Can i? K Doc, you can and I will use Fabulous Felicia...
P.S. On second thought, nope... Too much cheese around. Red Jon's host? |
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Post by muahmuah on Sept 28, 2018 13:57:51 GMT
Want to see the same on Plat vs geth I kinda try to find cooler gameplay but youtube search failed me. Geth plat can not be cooler though... more impressive but not cooler I have 2 or 3 plat solos with a drell vs Geth,but i don't count these on white.I count only this one on condor from the themed challenges.A damn nightmare. EDIT:I have 2 solos with a drell character on Condor,but the second one was with modded objectives and wasn't too hard. |
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Post by burningcherry on Sept 28, 2018 14:11:11 GMT
I'm not sure on if we are on an odd number of irony layers so just in case: man, it's a copypasta. Don't take it personally, especially this one. Bad things happen every time someone does. Though, I have to disagree with one thing: As for your biotics... you're basically a patchwork of asari sentinel, infiltrator and vanilla adept. I know, I know, Earth DLC came out chronologically before Retaliation, but yeah... how oddly convenient, wouldn't you say? And you're basically a failed experiment of the Prothean fools. Both the asari vanguard and the vanilla adept envy my ability to teleport through walls (pic related). And yes, I've stored my eggs somewhere else before starting the training, I'm twenty times younger than you and I'll still be able to have children after retiring. Maybe it will turn out that biotics are hereditary also among humans, who knows. At that time I will surpass you by far, that's why the Reapers were so interested in that database at the Grissom Academy and not in your asari research. They smelled my superior potential after seeing how fast it took them to make Grayson swallow two (edit: four) asari commandos with one Singularity. I just can't wait to get my hands on those new L6s.  |
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Post by muahmuah on Sept 28, 2018 14:16:02 GMT
And you're basically a failed experiment of the Prothean fools. Both the asari vanguard and the vanilla adept envy my ability to teleport through walls (pic related). And yes, I've stored my eggs somewhere else before starting the training, I'm twenty times younger than you and I'll still be able to have children after retiring. Maybe it will turn out that biotics are hereditary also among humans, who knows. At that time I will surpass you by far, that's why the Reapers were so interested in that database at the Grissom Academy and not in your asari research. They smelled my superior potential after seeing how fast it took them to make Grayson swallow two asari commandos with one Singularity. I just can't wait to get my hands on those new L6s. Who needs a scrubby wall telleport.AVS just kills everything before they can blink.The wall teleport is uselles.Just saying.. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2018 14:50:11 GMT
Asari Valkyrie can't topscore without Incendiary ammo.
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Post by muahmuah on Sept 28, 2018 15:31:54 GMT
Asari Valkyrie can't topscore without Incendiary ammo.   |
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As for your biotics... you're basically a patchwork of asari sentinel, infiltrator and vanilla adept. I know, I know, Earth DLC came out chronologically before Retaliation, but yeah... how oddly convenient, wouldn't you say? 
Unfortunately, different platforms... 
