Vetra Nyx, Maker Bless Sheryl Chee! (Official Thread)

Garrus is kind of useless to a lesbian, dude. Lesbians aren't into men.

Agreed, but there's nothing about that that would only work for an m/f pairing, so why emphasize Scott/Vetra in the petition?

Whoops, meant to add squadmate into that. This thread moves too fast.

Well. The, uh, sound effects of my sweet dear number 85 are more closery synonymous with the uh, conventional form of male on female sexual intercourse. (Not that Im implying it's improbable that those moans cant be replicated in non-conventional variations), but it just sorta seems to hint that way. I mean, you think they had an omni-strap-on scene scene in their heads when they were recording that?

Also we're just thirsty guys for anything graphic, and maybe that WAS supposed to be just rock climbing noises and we're just pulling it our asses Lel

Ever heard of a little something called:

- JEALOUSY?

- CAIN AND ABEL?!

- ABBOT AND COSTELLO?


Yeah, exactly. I bet you feel real dumb for asking that question now, huh?

I'm just happy that Sheryl's vision for Vetra has come to be. If the rumours are true, that she fought for her then Maker bless that woman. She always intended for her to be bisexual and I'm happy that those pesky higher ups didn't fuck up her vision. Unlike the hot mess that is Jaal.

Shepard can hit on 1000 year old samara so why not

I cant see it because




but I'm keeping it

~ I'm also rockin' this boat until I get what I want! ~

~ So come on, folks - don't be shy,~

~You gotta do all the work so I can sit and gloat!~
 
~ I'm all about dem Palaven legs~

~ Got plenty of muscles left to flex~

~Make fleshy pancake and boney muffin a thing now.

Damn people, keep the salt in the character romance thread. The Goddess Vetra does not approve.

This thread is slowly becoming a who's better with Vetra rather then "we just want more Vetra"