Vetra Nyx, Maker Bless Sheryl Chee! (Official Thread)

PB: "Oh, y'know who I'm glad I'll never run into again? There was this guy named Harkin who used to work for C-Sec."

Vetra: "I never had any dealings with him, but a former associate of mine got drunk with him one night. I took one look at Harkin and decided to find something to do as far away as possible."

PB: "Yeah, he was a really skeevy bastard. Looked like the kind of guy who'd drill a hole in a watermelon so he could fuck it."

Ryder: "Uh … I'm … you did notice I'm eating a watermelon right now, didn't you?" *pushes it away* "Was."

PB: "Of course I did. It's right in front of me."

Vetra: *shakes her head but laughs softly*

PB: "Anyway, this was before Harkin got tossed out of C-Sec. I'd just been in … an altercation … with someone. The details aren't important. Harkin tried to arrest me, then he had the nerve to say he'd let me go and not file a report if I had sex with him."

Ryder: "Eww."

Vetra: "Yeah. I wasn't close enough to overhear any of his conversation with my associate, but even from a distance, I could tell he smelled like sweat, dried semen, and beer farts."

PB: "HAHAHAHA! Among other things, yeah."

Ryder: "Uggghhhh. How'd you get away from him?"

PB: "Well, he tried to grope my boobs, which is disgusting, but at least it gave me the excuse I needed to punch him in the neck ten or twelve times, then I just walked away while he was curled up on the floor."

Ryder: "Good. I hope he learned his lesson."

Vetra: *pokes at her Omni-Tool, pulls up a file and shows it to Ryder* "No, he never straightened out. Ended up causing too much trouble for his superiors to keep covering for him."

Ryder: "Oh. Oh, that smile. That creepy smile. If he had a home back on Earth or one of the colonies, I bet he had a bunch of oddly-shaped mounds in his back yard. And a lot of the neighborhood children turned up missing."

Vetra: *slumps over the table* "Why am I laughing at that?"

PB: "Nah, he was a pig, but I don't think he was a serial killer. He seemed more like the kind of guy who'd accidentally strangle himself to death while sticking his thumb up his ass and jerking off to fart porn."

Vetra:  *stands slowly and walks over to stare out viewport, as if regretting all the decisions that led to her being here*

Ryder: :D8:  "... Jesus Christ. *glances at Vetra* I just hope he never spread his genes into future generations."

Vetra: *consults file again* "He had four children. Which is disturbing."

Ryder: "Very. That means … someone fucked him four times."

Vetra: "BAHAHAHAHA!" *deep breath* "And on that note, I'm off to bed, assuming I can sleep with that image in my mind."

Ryder: *stands and follows her out of the room* "I could wear you out so you'll fall asleep easily."

Vetra: "Uh-huh. You sure you're up to it? Didn't sprain anything in that tumble down the hill?"

Ryder: "Well, I'm sure I can find something for you to calibrate."

PB: *watches them leave, tugs on her collar and stands* "I'll be in my bunk."