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And another Fat Turian platoon video. My thanks to muahmuah, inert and Balbock for helping me to prove which is the best army in the Galaxy.



Had forgotten about this lovely thread; I'll do my best to keep it going in the absence of our most famous Palaven resident.

The Continuing Story of (Bungalow Bill) The Fat Turian Platoon: kicking Reapers arses on Vancouver.



Thanks to inert , Fly In The Lotion and NinjaSuperiority for this game, which includes me playing like a scrub a lvl.11 TSol.
Oh, and just a quick reminder related to a discussion during the game: the only two Waves on Platinum on which you can switch targets are W3 vs Collectors and W6 vs Reapers...

This was a bleak day until I saw those delightful fat Turian videos. I only wish I could join in on the quadruple fat Turian fun.

If I had known that game was being recorded, I would have shut the fuck up as well.
Yes, the Rio game was fun, I had never seen 6 KroGuard sync-kills in one game 

I thought you were going to screenshot some stuff, but wasn't sure I'll have the honor to star in your video again
As always, the music makes it 50 times better and I'm sorry I suck and have to be cheap geling, I still have a capacity of 4, only.

From yesterday's harvest, a Fat Turian Trio:



And a Full Platoon of Not all Fat Turians:



Thanks inert and Fly In The Lotion for both games, especially for the nice curry on W5's trio; thanks to NinjaSuperiority for the second game.
And thank the armorers of Tuchanka for the one and only High Lord... 

The fat gang cleans out Glacier.
I probably "ate" about two hundred Banshee balls this game. Also, Typhoon I with no AR amp gear sucks.
Thanks for the game(s), docsteely , muahmuah , Sonashii.

high effort turibads gif

It's 3 AM and I can't sleep



I'm laying awake and thinking of dodging fat Turians

And from the above game... SenorZanahoria and me chilling during extraction wave


So Senor, I'll be happy to send my turian to your Tech Armor school on Gold then Completed it 3 times on Silver, but Gold is a very different story for me

Okay, so here's the weekly tribute to our Turian Empress.

Forgive me this late posting, I know I've sinned, but for some reason I didn't have time to upload this earlier



Video is starring:

Turian from Canada - he's a fooking Viking. He's not an original viking but he's a still viking. He's cool and he would never use a flamer, to burn people.

Turian from Bulgaria - he's on a hard crack cocaine. Otherwise how would he work for so little money? Also it explains why he killed everything in sight!

2 lazyass Turians from Poland - I won't comment on polish mating process! NO! Stupid ass IHateDenmark pug Those Turians were so lazy that they didn't even extract. Don't repeat their mistakes!

Big thanks to Doc, Muah and Lonnegan

Disclaimer - all the descriptions are based on comments from my pug game from the past. The one where I've met IHateDenmark guy, who commented on many other nations