What did you do today in DA? [Spoilers]

On my way to the circle, ran into a nice couple who found a child. It's nice of them to take the child as their own.


Hello Gregoir. Good to see you again. He tells me the mages turned stupid bringing in demons to do dumb things. This is why I should not have left. Things fall apart when I leave. It's like dealing with a bunch of children. Fine. Let's clean this crap up. I got darkspawn waiting for me.


There's Wynne and a few other mages. I like her even though she never shuts up. She taught me some really cool spells. She even has lectured me about using the walking bomb spell. That's her problem. I like the spell. It's fun. Wynne wants to help me deal with the demons and find Irving. Let's go. Her staff gives me the creeps. What are you smiling at?


I feel tired. Did this demon put a sleeping spell on me? I need to st......


You got to be kidding. The fade? Again? I'm tired of this crap. Hopefully in my next life I'm a warehouse worker instead of being a mage. Ok. Let's figure a way out of here. There's the black city. Someday I will have saved up enough money to go visit. I hear it has some of the best ice cream in all of Thedas.


So now I can change into a mouse. I need to be on the lookout for cats.


Burning man. BURNING MAN. WHAT? Hold up. Shouldn't it be Burning WOMAN!!! Whatever. I need to get out of this dream. I feel like that other character who was in some stupid dream


Now I'm a Golem. A rock with arms and legs. Can it get any worse?


A spirit? Hmmm. Not bad. I can float saving wear and tear on my legs. I'll have to look into this spirit thing after dealing with the demons and later the darkspawn.


Now I'm an ogre's plaything. Look at it. It's enjoying itself. It's going to punch me. This is going to hurt. Good thing I've been keeping up with my health insurance payments.


Now that I'm out of the fade, I need to find Irving. What's this? Oh no. It's Cullen. What have you done this time Cullen? He's trapped in some barrier. I've been hearing rumors about him liking me. I don't know about that since he was the one who was going to kill me if I didn't pass my harrowing. Enough of that. Let's get Irving.


ah yes, Uldred. Never liked the guy. He turn's himself into giant demon. Is that suppose to make you look tough? Get lost punk. You're down for the count. The demons are finally dealt with. Irving is ok though he will need to take a nap or two.


Wynne want's to join my group to help fight the darkspawn. No problem though I get the feeling she will start giving me her mumble jumble lectures about life.


Back at camp I talk with Sten. This qunari doubt's I'm a grey warden? I will make him eat those words after I defeated the darkspawn.


After a bit of rest, we'll head to Redcliffe.

It is far too late to make any changes, but today I was having second thoughts about my choice to romance Merrill in DA2 (Sarcastic Mage, M!Hawke).

I think it would've been best to go with Isabela. She was more relevant to the story and her chemistry with sarcastic Hawke was better too. At the time, I was upset at the fact that she is more jealous of FHawke than MHawke in MoTA, but maybe it doesn't matter that much.

And well... it was my second human/elf romance in a row.

Yes blue hair. Her name is Smurfette for her blue hair. If I had her the same as Smurfette in the cartoon, she would have blue skin with yellow hair like the image below.

Finished the Urn of Sacred Ashes and took the all impressed group, Wynne, Leliana and Alistair.

Cured the Arl, headed to Denerim and cleaned up some quests, remembered to go tell Dagna she had been accepted into the College of Magi.

Headed off to The Brecillian Forest, spoke to lots of Dalish, took Oghren with me he has some funny comments directed at him and some funny ones of his own.

Helped Cammen and Ghayna, helped with the Halla, found the injured Dalish guy and returned him to the Elves, talked to the rhyming Oak, had a nap at the campfire trap and Morrigan made easy pickings of the spirit. Found some iron Bark, killed a Bear and lots of wolves, werewolves and Darkspawn.

Pics

The Urn



The Arl



The Forest



Alien

So got a bit done yesterday, Swift finished The Brecilian Forest (didn't take sides again so Zathrien broke the curse and died) and this PT and this quest may have been the first time I actually enjoyed having Oghren in the group.

I tend to just leave him at camp most of the time but have been using him more this PT and he was pretty funny in The Brecilian Forest.

Headed to Denerim to clean some side quests up and then spoke to Eamon and told him to go to Denerim and call the Landsmeet. Had an aggressive meeting with Loghain and gave him and Howe both barrels, will let Cauthrien win this time around as I really didn't like her dying last time. Loghain however will be losing his head.

Off to rescue the queen next.

Tribute to Oghren, he Bull and Sera must have been talking tactics for this fight but think he has mixed up who should be riding on whose shoulders:



Have taken him more this time too as I retrained him to use Sword and Shield, he just dies way too often otherwise.



Used a new MOD that gives the Lady of The Forest some nicer detail:

Part 46, unrest in the alienage

Part 47

Swift cleared the Alienage but poor Ser Otto boasted too soon that we had succeeded and got skewered. The rambling mad elf who is not Sera got her amulet back so she could liver her life, lots of Elves got saved from Tevinter Slavers and Rex the Mabari liked the tree.

Both Zevran and Oghren were either trying to set Wynne up with someone or get her into bed themselves which was kind of funny.

Realised I needed to finish some other quests that were in my journal, screwed Godwin over for extra gold (not sure if I will return to Orzammar) and said hi to Dagna. Took Wynne to the Brecillian Forest to find Aneirin and had to fight through a veritable army of Darkspawn and Bandits and forgot to do the Malefecar quest or it just did not pop.

Then did the Landsmeet, killed Loghain and made Alistair marry Anora.

Next to Redcliffe but may finish some unfinished quests, I have missed a love letter somewhere????

Pics

Poor Ser Otto



Zevran fires his invisible bow



Speaking of Bows I want yours so unfortunately you have to die



Swift on fire



Face Off



Bloody Mess



Your New King and Queen in the background but not for long

Yesterday I was doing Trespasser and the archivist spirit addressed my Lavellan as "mirthadra elvhen". It just goes to show that Solas and Abelas' whole idea about "real elves" is bullshit.

Hell, Abelas takes it further and says that the Dalish Inquisitor "bears the features" of those called elvhen. He doesn't even recognize Lavellan as an elf biologically. She only *looks* like one.

At least Solas only seems to make the distinction based on their different cultures.

I went to Denerim to see Bro Gen about some ashes. But before I did that, I did some shopping, dealt with some dirtbag mercenaries and bandits. Then I ran into this guy who wanted satisfaction.


Here we go again. It's the satisfaction guy. Are you satisfied now clown?


Did some sneaky stuff that ended with a secret nod. Cool.


Went to the brother's house. Found some notes saying he went to Haven for vacation. Fought demons, little dragons and cultists.


WHAT HAVE I DONE???? I KILLED ANDRASTE. NO, no, no ,no ,no. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. What I'm going to do? What is the Maker going to do to me?


I meet the guardian of the ashes. He tells me about the gauntlet.


Rise. RISE. HE'S ALIVE. HE LIVES.


It's Jerk Jowan. See ya buddy. Go get executed. hahahahahaha


Alistair doesn't like the idea of becoming King.


Flemth gave me her grimoire to give to Morrigan


In my other playthrough, I went to Haven, poured dragon's blood in the ashes, killed Leliana, and then murder knifed Geno. I also killed the assassin who ambushed me. I'm trying to decide if it's worth getting Shale, then kill her when I side with Branka? I'll flip a coin.

Part 50