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Post by Iddy on Feb 12, 2019 11:30:06 GMT
I was taking a closer look at Varric's quarters in the Hanged Man, when I noticed he's got some kind of Hawke wall. Best friendship in the series.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 12, 2019 12:14:05 GMT
I was taking a closer look at Varric's quarters in the Hanged Man, when I noticed he's got some kind of Hawke wall. Best friendship in the series. huh, neat
guess I'll have to look for that next time I play DA2
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 12, 2019 12:59:25 GMT
Just finished up the last of Awakening as well as Witch Hunt Minerva saved the city of Amaranthine, spared the Architect and allowed Morrigan to leave through the eluvian now I have to think a bit on how to create my Hawke (again )
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Post by Iddy on Feb 12, 2019 16:17:53 GMT
Reading The Last Flight, I'm getting the feeling that Isseya is the protagonist. Which is pretty bizarre to me, considering that Garahel is the main responsible for ending the 4th Blight.
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Post by Iddy on Feb 13, 2019 16:31:54 GMT
I don't know if it counts as "what did you do?", but I had a dream where Cassandra was looking for Hawke in a town, but everyone was disguised as the Champion to confuse her.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 13, 2019 17:32:55 GMT
I don't know if it counts as "what did you do?", but I had a dream where Cassandra was looking for Hawke in a town, but everyone was disguised as the Champion to confuse her. that's so funny it's like a hide in plain sight kind of thing
once saw a tumblr post of someone who had a head canon that Hawke had hidden at the Hanged Man when Cassandra was searching for them
with Cassandra being like 'but it was all rubble!' Hawke: who told you that? Cassandra: ...Varric
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Post by Rascoth on Feb 13, 2019 18:09:31 GMT
I don't know if it counts as "what did you do?", but I had a dream where Cassandra was looking for Hawke in a town, but everyone was disguised as the Champion to confuse her. And I'm sure Hawke would be able to convince everyone. Or got Varric to convince everyone
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Post by Iddy on Feb 13, 2019 18:26:10 GMT
I don't know if it counts as "what did you do?", but I had a dream where Cassandra was looking for Hawke in a town, but everyone was disguised as the Champion to confuse her. And I'm sure Hawke would be able to convince everyone. Or got Varric to convince everyone
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Memoirs Chapter 5
Mom: two thoughts - sob Bethany and get our stuff back.
Hawke: I'm glad we're past the misunderstanding where I was getting blamed in place of the ogre.
Gamlen: Came to gloat how I agreed to throw our money out the window?
Hawke: I'm sure you thought this move will multiply the money and earn you family love.
Gam: I had a hard childhood. Mom always loved my sister the best.
Carver: I sure know how that feels!
Mabari breathes loudly which annoys Gamlen.
Gamlen: Oh go read your correspondence! There are some smugglers looking for you. And you say I'm fishy.
Athenril: Since you've been doing everything before you left we're short on decent labour. Wanna earn some coin on the side?
Hawke: Who doesn't?
Carta: Who the heck are you? We were suppose to steal the rival guild supplies from a few babies not meet armed resistance.
Hawke: Go get them Cuddles!
Kid: Crime sure only pays off if you've got lots of weapons, wish I could go work on a farm instead.
Hawke: That can be arranged with the help of Athenril's supplies.
Ath: Where is my stuff?
Hawke: Uh sorry, I forgot to ask the guys I killed where they hid it.
Ath: Your pay check was in those crates. No crates no pay check.
Hawke: I'm glad we're still pals and all.
Varric: What a nice evening stroll by the fishy docks. Lots of shady corners and Redwater bandits.
Hawke: Judging by their title, I know what to do with their bodies.
Ave: Are we going down this hatch which elicits poisonous emanations?
Hawke: I'm sure there are underground carta bases just waiting for us with the open arms.
Merchant saved from Carta: Big discount on flashy goods for you, serah!
Varric: About those maps and warden business...
Hawke: Why don't we enter this little shop which had a dozen Ferelden refugees secretly healed by an unknown source just recently.
Shop Owner: What secret source? Get a hobby, try following twinkling lantern lights in the dark instead.
A bunch of armed guys outside: We don't know any mysterious healing source, but we might make you dead if you go looking for trouble with it.
Carver: Who us? Making trouble? We were just going to bring that source a gift of uh... umm... kittens!
Armed Guys: Oooh! You may pass!
They barge into the underground clinic without anyone stopping them.
Anders: Who are you?
Hawke: People who want something from you.
Anders: You're in luck. I'm having a super sane Warden sale today. Free one mage from the Gallows and get Deep Road maps free! Church. Midnight. Be there or be square.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 13, 2019 20:31:47 GMT
anyone else ever have one of those days where they try to create a character but aren't getting anywhere with the CC?
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Post by pensieve on Feb 14, 2019 9:47:14 GMT
anyone else ever have one of those days where they try to create a character but aren't getting anywhere with the CC? Story of my life. Eventually I'll settle for the same damn elf I always make.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 14, 2019 10:05:40 GMT
anyone else ever have one of those days where they try to create a character but aren't getting anywhere with the CC? Story of my life. Eventually I'll settle for the same damn elf I always make. For some reason I'm having a hard time with the CC for DA2
that and I can't settle on a class to play as
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Post by Rascoth on Feb 14, 2019 10:27:56 GMT
I never have problems with DA2 CC. That's because I always play default Hawke
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 14, 2019 11:14:23 GMT
I never have problems with DA2 CC. That's because I always play default Hawke now there's an idea plus I like the look of default female Hawke quite a lot, hm... seeing as I have a mod that allows me to tweak the default a bit, I think I'll go with that (also default Hawke does have the best face to work with...)
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Post by melbella on Feb 14, 2019 13:03:59 GMT
seeing as I have a mod that allows me to tweak the default a bit, I think I'll go with that (also default Hawke does have the best face to work with...) This is why all my femHawkes look related to each other. I pretty much just change the hair style and color.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 14, 2019 13:22:51 GMT
seeing as I have a mod that allows me to tweak the default a bit, I think I'll go with that (also default Hawke does have the best face to work with...) This is why all my femHawkes look related to each other. I pretty much just change the hair style and color. now I just need to figure out which class to play as I'm currently doing rogue but... why does it feel so odd knowing that Carver is going to die? I still wish we had the option to choose which sibling would survive
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 14, 2019 21:00:10 GMT
So I've decided to settle on a rogue Hawke (sorry Carver), who I plan on making an assassin (which doesn't fit her sweet personality at all )
At time of writing, my Hawke (who I named Sinéad) has made it to Kirkwall with her family Met her uncle, learned of her family's debt and paid it of with help from Athenril (Meeran may or may not seek revenge later since we kind of screwed up his job ) We've also met with Varric who's going to help Sinéad and Bethany get into his brother Bartrand's good graces to get into the Deep Roads Expedition He told us about a supposed Grey Warden who might have some maps of the Deep Roads Sinéad helped Aveline find out there was corruption in the guards and helped her get the new job of Captain Also our lovely uncle Gamlen let slip that the family estate is in hands from slavers, and that his parents will was locked inside it's vault, which may contain information to mother's part of the inheritance
At the Hanged Man we also met with Isabela (have a mod installed that allowed her scene to play earlier which also gives access to her recruitment quest a bit earlier then normal) and promised to help her with some trouble of her own
We also cleaned out some more bandits in Lowtown and other various nonsense
Tomorrow I'll be recruiting some more friends (basically everyone else aside from Sebastian), and deliver Flemeth's amulet provided my upcoming flu (sore muscles and throat, headache...you know the drill) isn't going to overpower me
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Happy Valentines Day everyone! Memoirs Chapter 6Karl: I've been caught and had my mind vampired by Meredith. Sorry about that. Anders: I get blue when I hear things like that. Templars: Demons! Slay them all! Hawke: Whom us? That's just fish phosphorus. We use it to scare random street thugs. Honest. Carver after the fight: Do you think they'll tell on us even if they're dead? Hawke: Whelp, since your friend no longer remembers the life he's missing let's just... oh your former friend... Anders back at the clinic: I may or may not have blended in with a friendly spirit and corrupted it with my piss poor mood. Hawke: It must be useful having a torch in the dungeons. Anders: Nah, he just glows when the Templars are near. Merrill: Hurray! Visitors other than rats! Hawke: Do the rats want your water or do they bring you food? Merrill: I make friends where I can... if I can... usually can't. Hawke: I can use more friend with dark secrets. *wink* Mer: Misses the wink. Arianni: Looking for a friendly Templar with a flexible conscience who can keep my apostate son an apostate after killing his demons. Thrusk: I can do that minus keeping him an apostate part. Hawke: I can do that plus keeping him an apostate part. Ari: You're both hired. His dad who wanted nothing to do with his son all his life may know something. Vinci: Selling rubies, not info about a son I never cared for. Ave: Selling knuckle sandwiches. Hawke: We're just his best magical friends trying to help. Vinci: In that case I gave me son good advice to appeal for help to a druggy x-templar. Samson: Just sold your boy to a slaver Captain for cheap coin. Slaver Captain: What boy? We only got an abomination girl. Abomination Girl: Just spilling out my Templar dad's secrets about me in a note before going to the dark side. Hawke: Maybe the slaver captain has notes in his pockets too about Fenriel's location. S. Captain: Dang, keep telling myself not to write my evil plans in a journal. Ave: Note says we need to visit another shady corner, some guy named Dazing. Dazing: Whoooo! More free labour coming to visit me! Offer your neck unfussily to be clasped in irons. Hawke: I'm more of a slave liability. Tend to make all potential masters dead before they get to the slavery part. Dazing: Shut up and slave, slave. Hawke: This boy sure is popular being passed around between the slavers. I wander who we'll find at the Wounded Coast. _____ Altered the ending for my Noob Inquisitor Log.
Day 1: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Got spat into the world by an amassment of the sparkly green slime. - After a few unpleasant conversations got tossed back to the demons where I found a pointy sword. Cassandra was right, I should have let that thing be as I feel like a monkey with a stick in combat that manages to club the allies by accident. - Watched the army defeat a big ugly guy, except they insisted on me touching that nasty green stuff that had spat me out, in spite of my assurances that my mom advised me against sticking my fingers into the high voltage places. This ended as expected. - Woke up in some village and got kicked out of the village again to look for people I've never heard of. I think they want the demons to eat me after all. - Smacked head in despair on keyboard because can't get used to the new combat style before realising there is no healing magic. Tarnation that! Walking around with a limp because who knows where that rest tent is in the unknown terrain.
Approval meter: -29 cold
Day 2: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- I've met an old cleric today who instead of healing my limp had offered some kooky advice to pay a social visit to those people whose number one priority is to burn me at the stake. Since I'm suppose to be nice to grannies, I've agreed with her just to get away quickly. I have a nagging feeling I'm not off the hook. - Went looking for a more coherent guy in charge and ran into a full camp of apostates and templar lunatics. Ran away from it after killing some. - Found the guy in charge and he complained about those lunatics too along with the other stuff. - Everyone is complaining about everything. At least I sympathise as I'm cold and hungry too. Might as well look for some food and those supplies the whiners have mentioned. - Still haven't found the useful tent.
Approval meter: -29 cold
Day 3: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- While walking around the camp I tripped over some rock that transported me back to Haven. What a most appropriate name as it cured the limp. It would even be a pleasant place if it wasn't occupied by a creepy cleric who keeps gleefully muttering how I will soon be executed, which seems to be his only joy in life. - Luckily, other residents are more useful. Ran into a local blacksmith and obviously praised his skills to the skies since I want people who consider doing free stuff for me to like me. He even let me take a peek at those forges, which resulted in a warmer coat. V. Good as I prefer the huge pile of ingredients stuffed into my additional backpack to be of a greater significance than questionable muscle training. - The bossy, dark haired woman says she believes I'm innocent of a thing which I don't remember doing that makes everyone want to burn me at the stake. Yet, she stares at me like she'll feed my ears to the demons if I sneeze wrong. Trying not to, but it's challenging. Snowdrifts are everywhere.
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Day 4: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- While looking for cookies stumbled into some war room that prompted a bunch of people with many important titles to assemble around me. They kept pointing at a big map and talking about some stuff I have no knowledge of. Not sure what they wanted as was distracted by ogling at a hawt blond across the table. At the end since they all shut up and began staring at me expectantly, I allowed the merchant woman to go address her gold problem somewhere since she looked like she wanted to be bossed around. Why is a supposed world blowing up criminal who doesn't have any knowledge of the land, laws or how the Inquisition is to be run being put in charge of the affairs? They'll totally say it's all my fault once it all, sure will, go screwy. - Haven't found the cookies. Found documents for some guy and a pack of demons. V annoying as sticking hand into the green demon hole always makes my hair go spiky. Still hungry.
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Day 5: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Tried catching some of those fluffy goats for stew. V ungood as they run a lot faster than I do, melee weapon in hand. Made the elf do it with his pointy stick that shoots lightening bolts. Elf grumpy. Says such menial task is beneath him. - He seemed happier when we discovered a big puzzling ball with the star thingies in it. V pretty and provides a far more relaxing entertainment than beating lunatics over the head with an axe. Will look for more sparkly globes. Elf keeps tugging my sleeve and demanding we go to that place the star thingies told him to go to. Riiight... I guess we'll have to do it later just to satisfy his crazies. - Talked to the spy woman at the camp who complained that the supposed hero of Ferelden had stuck a pointy end of a dagger into her over some Urn. Unsure about the nature of her complaint hence she confessed of trying to stab him first. Seems a little extreme to assassinate one of the very few people who could kill the Archdemon just because he had spat into an old pile of dust.
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Day 6: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Found the Haven tavern. Got fed with a bunch of prolonged stories and songs instead of a nice dinner. As entertaining a place as it seems, it's not very nourishing. - Left it and ran into Loghain apologist who claims his brilliant plan to save the troops was useful. I thought the usefulness of those troops was not in question - his character was. Doesn't committing a good deed by accident while plotting Regicide still makes you an evil nug kicking dustard? - Who's Loghain again? Sometimes there's a voice in my head telling me things. Not sure if that's Andraste or demon. - Why am I running errands for this person? Apparently sticking flags into things around here makes them yours. I should try that on salami. p.s. Alistair rules and Loghain drools.
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Day 7: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Today I forgot to equip the self-preservation instinct. While the rogue was picking a lock of a burning house, decided to stand in the fire right next to him and pick nose like nothing bad was happening. It burned through 2/3 of a health bar before noticing and cursing. - Established a nifty camp by the waterfall. It even comes with its own lifeguard, except he's kind of charred and zombie like. Hope at night he doesn't climb off the tree and eats the guards stationed there. -Ram chops... ram cutlets... and other drool worthy dishes offered on a refugee menu made out of the meat provided by me! Except they didn't share any. Shouldn't you feed your saviour of whatever better? - The lunatics are out of control stealing weddings rings, socks and shoelaces from the peasants. Promised a scowling woman that they won't mistake my axe for a staff when I stick it into their brains.
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Day 8: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Hurray! Gots to play the I Spy With My Little Eye. I've always wanted to look at the land through the eyeholes of a skull. Found some sparkly objects that require an investigation. Hope I don't run into lots of lunatics by them. - Yeps, me thinks I will go there. Decided to make a collection as shards are super pretty. - Found one of them sparklers near a fort with lunatics hanging around the front door. Asked them nicely if I could have it. This resulted in them barricading themselves inside and shooting at me. Had to break into the broken fort to explain the situation except they all ended up dead. I swear I didn't break the fort though. I was broken before I got there. It's better off without them anywho. I bet that guy Eamon who built it was a nice man who didn't steal shoelaces from peasants and wouldn't have wanted lunatics to take it over.
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Day 9: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Received disinformation from a pack of the fleeing refugees about some nutty Templars having a big BQQ party at the camp to the west. They sure were, except it has been conveniently forgotten to be mentioned that they will attempt to beat over the head with those big black shield thingies anyone who asks to share. They've managed to swallow it all just so I wouldn't get any before they all ended up dead. - The Templars had a party invitation from the Apostates. Will have to go and explain now why they couldn't make it. Great, more walking. - The bossy woman is happy anyway as I found some big purple sword for one hand. Let her have it. - Dug another Grand Canyon, on an empty stomach, because map kept flashing red until discovered some Iron bark. Seems useful. - *sigh* That BBQ sure smelled good.
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Day 10: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- There are too many demons running around the woods! Liberated a house from a pack of them. It had a dull reading about the caves and dwarves. It's always about some rocks with dwarves. I wander what the writer was mumbling about. - Woohoo! I found booze! Oh... and a dead templar who had been planning to kill his brother. Apparently people think the end of the world is a great time to murder their relatives. - Considered going back to Origins to lick the lamp posts with Alistair. Wait... Who's Alistair? Wasn't there a guy in Ferelden named so? Delusional hogwash. Why would the King of Ferelden lick lamp posts? Must be the lack of food. - Sadly learned that flags don't work on salami, but they work on statues dedicated to the old sob stories and broken bridges. *sigh* Sightseeing is more fun when you have salami.
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Day 11: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- When am I going to stop jumping like a flea bitten nug every time I wish for a pause in battle? The oddball voice in my head blames the space button. - At least a bunch of bandits who wanted to steal my soap got so surprised by such tactics they didn't notice how they died. Found documents confirming their nefarious plans that most likely involve stealing all soap in Hinterlands. - The elf nagged me into looking for his artefact thingy. I guess he wasn't the only one as we found some Mithris wanting to do the same. Apparently being a mage is contagious as they both wanted to go inside some extremely creepy crypt. Agreed with them because I don't want to be turned into a toad. - As expected more rotten demons inside and piles of bones even if the nice purple torches were very pretty. - Won five gold from Cassandra in a bet when the mages found some amulet and staged a shouting contest over who gets it. Glad my party member isn't a complete wimp and won.
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Day 12: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Established a new camp and kept staring at the rest tent. Can't shake off deja vu how these tents can be used for something better than restocking potions... I wander what Cullen is doing... - Got bored with the lunatics and whining refugees. Went back to the village to look for the cute blond. - Must have wasted three v long hours trying to go from the lower to the upper part of the village before realising that those giant gates right under my nose are not a part of the wall but are in fact openable. Scowls. Forever lost in confusing terrain. - Eeek! Wicked ambush! Go to the War Room they says. Blond is in there they says. As soon as I set my foot inside, I get stuffed into a sack and dragged to those crazy priests I was resolved on avoiding. - Sulking in the sack. I bet I'm not being dragged to a tea party.
Approval meter: - 15 cold
Day 13: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- I knew it. This place is nuttier than a sack full of rabid squirrels. Did not get burned at the stake because everyone was busy punching each other and making fuss about a big Templar guy filing for divorce. - Just when I thought I've given a decorative lynching platform a wide berth an arrow nearly shot through my foot. So much for the hope about it being a love note. More immature death warnings. Pff... what's new? Everyone wants me dead. - While looking for the arrow owner to pull their ears for nearly ruining my shoes, discovered a bunch of apple trees. Hurray! Ignored all doom signs next to them and stuffed my pockets full of apples. At least some compensation for my suffering. - As expected, the author of the kooky note was an elf claiming to be an expert on stealing pants. She makes a valid point nonetheless that having too many pants is better than having none. Told her she could tag along if she really wanted to. - Starting to miss the lunatics.
Approval meter: - 12 cold
Day 14: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Returned to Haven. Getting an impression the blond missed me. Told him his lectures are the sanest thing I've heard all week. Confounded! Why is there always a complaining guy with a sword to interrupt you just when the blond was all close to getting flustered. - Since deprived of blond went to check the church basement for those cookies and smacked head on the flaming chandelier thingy. - Was told a guy with big horns wants to be friends and invites me to a coast. Guys with big horns always sound important and a vacation seemed like a great idea so I agreed to visit. - Walked into a wall of rain at the so called vacation spot and got informed that towel thieves have taken them all. I'll show them how not to mess with my beach time! The guy with big horns agrees, but he wants Josephine to pay his towel fees. - Got rid of the pesky towel nappers. The view from the roof of their beach house was nice.
Approval meter: - 9 cold
Day 15: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- All this running about has made me thirsty. Entered a cave thinking it was a drink stand. Boi... did they let this place go. Spider webs everywhere and ... eeeekk!!! spiders! Would write a complaint letter to the management, but suspect it has been eaten by these crawling critters. This beach sure is three hundred years of hard labour from being a decent resort. - Pried a stack of documents from a corpse. Corpses love hugging books and documents. - There was a giant mascot fighting a cool dinosaur. Approached to ask where to buy tickets to Jurassic Park. What terrible service! He tried to stomp on me, which resulted in him getting fired. Almost felt heroic, except a bunch of demons suddenly poured out of the rift to gobble up my brain. - Still raining. Wet down to the smallclothes. Starting to get the idea why this is called the Storm Coast. -Will go back to Hinterlands. Vacations suck.
Approval meter: - 9 cold
Day 16: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- A couple of weeks of stumbling around an unknown terrain and hitting every ambush on the way. My companions are silent unless it's strictly necessary to point out a noteworthy landmark. Elf ignores everyone. Rogue and bossy woman exchange bitter remarks. For some reason I keep expecting to hear humorous banter behind me. None is forthcoming. *sigh* Sometimes I feel like I travel alone. - Finally got around to responding to that party invitation. Eww! The apostates have decorated their place with corpses embedded into foggy rocks. This sure was a lousy invitation, considering how their clubhouse had a flame barrier around it. The Apostates didn't appreciate the news that Templars won't be joining them and tried to kill me. I told them their party sucked anyway before they died of disappointment. - Starting to suspect the spiders have followed me from the Storm Coast and recruited spooky wolves with glowing eyes. Better watch the branches closely. I hate spiders getting into my hair.
Approval meter: - 19 cold
Day 17: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Helped some bearded guy beat up a pack of noobs before learning a reason why. It seems all my acquaintances begin with beating someone up. Beard says he doesn't know where an army of the super elite guys he belongs to went, (too bad as they could have been v. useful) but claims he has Kool-Aid that might help seal the cracks in the sky. Let him tag along. Why not, everyone else does. - Found more notes about the nefarious plan to steal the Hinterlands soap. I think the bandits are scarred that I'm onto them because they keep jumping out of the bushes to get me. May have to do something about the soap napping after all to get some peace. - Hop around the statue it says, will find treasure it says. Should have known better than to trust notes from the burned up corpses hence found a zombie instead of cookies.
Approval meter: - 16 cold
Day 18: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Since the shoes were hurting my feet terribly, took a seat on a stump. The Inquisition guys decided that it was my brilliant strategy to set up a new camp. Apparently things my bum touches are mine now. Not that I get to sit long since some scout is complaining about his missing other scout. Of course, just because I don't walk enough I'll be looking for her. - While walking up the path ran into a fort full of people who seem to be very impressed by my glowing hand. Not very reassuring since prior to it they worshipped the oozing green demons. It seems whoever beats up their previous boss gets to be their new boss. Might is right...eous. Told them to go aid the refugees since they can't be trusted with the vital task of finding cookies. - Continued exploring and smacked forehead into a frost barrier. Pried it open thinking it was the fridge. Nope. More demons inside. Had to kill them for corrupting the salami and smashed some red glowing goo that makes Varric climb walls vertically to get away from it. Pretty sure it wasn't the real BBQ sauce.
Approval meter: - 16 cold
Day 19: Noob Inquisitor Log
- I should have known better than to play darts with the world map. Commander Cullen walked in and decided that it's the place I want to go to. - What IS this mosquito forsaken mire? There is a bloodsucker hiding under every leaf along with the zombies. Can't leave because he's staring at me expectantly like we're suppose to find some soldiers in this bog. We'll probably lose more people in here than we'll find. Either that or at least we'll catch a cold. I hate having swamp mud in my boots. - With so many mages running astray. You'd think one of them would invent bug spray instead of killing people. - In addition to wolves howling in the distance and most likely poisonous fog crawling in from every direction, this place is darker than a graveyard. Asked Grumpy Elf to screw a light bulb into some ancient totem. This went well, except the zombies seem to like the light bulbs too. The Nazgul king himself showed up and tried to steal ours! Sure taught them not to mess with things that prevent me from hurting my shins on the invisible in the dusk fences!
Approval meter: - 16 cold
Day 20: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Today a bunch of pigs have managed to fry my bacon. When I saw them, I could not resist the temptation of BBQ until silly mage agroed five with aoe. If I didn't know better I'd say the Grumpy Elf has a secret agenda to kill us all. At this charming moment a pack of undead dived out of the bog and began shooting into my party's back while the pigs trampled it. Companions not impressed by my leadership. - Later in the afternoon I've desecrated the 'do not taunt the bears' commandment. For all their fearsome reputation, the pigs were much worse. Maybe because it was just a single cub? - In the noon ran from a horde of zombies into a half destroyed castle where a horrible menace called console command activated swooped in and broke the world. - With the world restored, Beard did a happy tap dance because we found some torn up banner and he claimed it was valuable. Is this what he meant by Kool-Aid? I suppose Haven has worse curtains.
Approval meter: - 18 cold
Day 21: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Went looking for the nice ruins owner to thank him for giving us shelter from the zombie horde. Found him performing the worst set of dancing moves in Thedas on the stairs and badly singing off key 'Ima put Inquisitor's head on the pike.' - Told him better people have tried, which sounded vaguely familiar. While I puzzled over which super cool person may have said that, the ruins owner fell down the stairs and died. Oh well, good riddance to that, though, I suspect Beard may have pushed him. - Followed some muffled shuffling and discovered a bunch of guys we've been looking for in the basement. They say their imprisonment was horrible since the ruins owner was making them watch his rehearsals, but they remained sitting in the cell after I opened the door. - Figured I should take chances with the zombies in case the ruins owner had relatives and ran straight into what looked like one. The guy claimed he talks to the sky spirits and thanked me for erasing this horrible embarrassment to the family from history. I acted friendly and invited him to tea in Haven since he's like ten feet tall and has a big club. He said he'll see me around.
Approval meter: - 17 cold Day 22: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Of course leaving this dreary mire proved more complicated than planned as I had to get lost and run into another crazed demon fancier who summoned flashy spells on a whim. After he exploded into pieces, I found a shiny orb that seems to spook the spookies away. I wish I could have taken it to my bedroom. - To get back at the shy blond for the mire, sought him out and asked some indiscrete personal questions, which resulted in rather cute stammering. This made me feel all nice and warm inside. Very useful in this infernal cold. - Since I've had more than enough of the messy mires, decided to accept a fancy pants castle party invitation of an enchantress who can make people freeze at the wave of her hand. V impressive when it's done to some pretentious loud mouthed schnook and not to me. Wandering if I should have agreed to let her perform a nifty disappearance trick on that guy. Hope I don't see him ever again either way. I'll be seeing a lot of this Enchantress now since she's pretty great at self-promotion.
Approval meter: - 10 cold
Day 23: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Gah! My head is ringing because the advisors kept throwing broccoli at each other across the war table all day long and shouting, MAGES! TEMPLARS! MAGES! TEMPLARS! Had to interfere before we ran out of vitamins. - Since deciding between people who can summon demons and those who can beat them up, figured I'd be safer in meeting fewer abominations with the Templars. - ... Boii.... was I wrong about that assumption! The Templar headquarters were filled with the throat grabbing, second ghoul in command of an even bigger ghoul, ghouls who dragged me into a fog filled lala land. It was deftly set with the usual decor of the extensive skull collection, the burning green fog that melts flesh off your bones and an evil voice constantly shouting mwuhahaha until I broke a few walls to get to the source of it. - While escaping the lala land met a kid in a scarecrow hat who doesn't make sense, but knows how to perform a nifty disappearance trick. If he's not a figment of my imagination, I'll ask him to stick around. Maybe he'll teach me that vanishing trick.
Approval meter: - 7 cold
Day 24: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Participated in a massive food fight at the Great Hall: team Templar vs team Abomination. - Note to self: do not trust a claim in mid-battle, 'I'm fine Inq. It's just an old battle wound pestering me.' (from a guy hardly twenty years old) because he ends up dead while you're duking it out with the other team captain. Stupid demons. They always steal the best of things. //sob - Hiding under the table since the Commander stomped into the war room and began yelling angrily. All I did was disband an already mostly disbanded bunch of Templars. Who would have thought he wouldn't approve of an implosion of a club he had been a member of for twenty five years? Not too happy either that I've invited Funny Hat to stay with us. Wander how long I'll have to sit under the table until this thing blows over.
Approval meter: - 9 cold
Day 25: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Shuffled away awkwardly from Haven to avoid Commander's wrath in favour on playing pony in Hinterlands by collecting roots, shards, rings, hidden lunatic supplies, goats. Why am I carrying all that stuff? Everyone is grateful for returning it except for my back. - Got into everyone's private business, learning details about who slept with whom and informing their scout friends about it. - Grumpy elf says getting into everyone's business is a bad idea, especially if it's da big corrupt cheese himself the leader of all leaders of ghouls, who will now want to have revenge on me. - V scary. Dwarf says I should set up a feast and get drunk to solve my ghoul problem. I wander if he slipped anything into my drink without the feast because in Hinterlands I saw a ram turn into a rage demon.
Approval meter: - 9 cold
Day 26: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- AAAGGHH!! AAA! The world has burned down via corrupt files! For a couple of days there, I figured I didn't make it with closing all those demon rifts. Counting my losses. Phew... Not all is lost. Hurray world! - A random monster in the cabin, which I've spent forever unlocking, was confused when I hugged him and it died of puzzlement. Ah... It's good to be alive. - Reading turns out to be a useful practice even if you're reading your jewellery. Apparently me owned bling bling doesn't match my skills, nor does it increase all skills for a class. Whoops... Will need to beat up bandits for more rings. - Right from the bridge, skipped along the bank happily collecting pebbles in the water when river demons jumped out of a rift that only needed to be plugged 27 times before I poured super glue all over it. When will I have a day when some demon won't try to eat me and my rock collection?
Approval meter: - 20 cold
Day 27: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Got lost in a maze filled with wolves that always insist on having their eyes glow spookily green. The wolves were chewing on a pretty piece of mosaic. Woot! Woot! Drool aside, this will add nicely to my rocks and roots and shards collections! - Explored more caves and dungeons nearby to find more shinies. Companions always do the most important task of holding the veil fire while I'm getting choked by monsters. - Wheee! Because I've solved the little wolf problem the horse master says I'm cool enough to ride a pony! His crew also suggested setting up farmland watchtowers. Excellent strategy! What if an ice cream vendor rides by! - There is no reciprocation in the ranks. Funny Hat likes Commander. Commander doesn't like Funny Hat. Horny Helmet is thinking about bossy woman's tits. Bossy woman is thinking about Holy Light. What was I thinking about...?
Approval meter: - 17 cold
Day 28: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Pushed the slowest druffalo in the history of Ferelden up the hill, while it kept trying to stop and munch on the flowers every two steps of the way, in order to get it back to the farmer. The things I put up with to have a pony. - Why am I doing all the work around here? Stomped into the war council room and sent all the advisors somewhere to be productive instead of bickering. Didn't send hawt blond too far away though. - Decided my photo collection could use more pictures of the Storm Coast and climbed up to some very tall and forsaken mountain. Instead of a sightseeing platform found a dark cave and thingy majiggy to upgrade Varric's girlfriend. The way down consisted of tearing a hole in the pants. - The seagulls keep trying to steal sammiches from the Inq officers in the newly established camp. They're peskier than the spiders. Speaking of spiders, I get to play strip a spider in a cave to get some anti-venom. Yuck... I hate touching spiders.
Approval meter: - 17 cold
Day 29: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- Hurray! Found entrance to Jurassic Park! There were waves of the cutest scaly critters breathing fire and trying to sink poisonous fangs into party members. One of them kept chewing on my arm while my brain zigged and zagged around possible Astrarium solutions. - Whee! Applied a nifty new spinning sword skill to clear some demons. How dare they invade Jurassic Park! - Afterwards had a nice snack at abandoned fishermen camp who have left some tuna and old notes behind. Such a nice little island. Why would anyone leave it in a hurry? - Poking around Astrariums has revealed a nifty cave where you normally say after you enter it, Ahaha you mean we've just entered the do not enter this cave, cave? Laughed awkwardly when found more spiders inside.
Approval meter: - 16 cold
Day 30: The Noob Inquisitor Log
- There was a nutty apostate in the woods who kept grimacing and repeatedly yelling, I won't let you into my cabin! until I wacked him with an axe over the head and he did. No wander he didn't want to invite visitors, he had a dead Orlesian nobles collection tucked neatly inside his basement along with a dangerous might recipe. - I keep finding strange Warden notes along the coast. It's like they're looking for someone. Beard keeps whistling innocently whenever I'm reading them. - Discovered a camp and an old brainwashing story about a pointy sword organization. Deduced how they used to have a shiny sword that could have been useful. - While the bandits played tackle a bear in a very long river, snuck past them into another cave where demons were waiting for their daily butt booting. Got to hand it to dwarves. They sure know how to build caves with all the big statues and stairs included. Do not understand, however, what I got after I found the last shiny shardy along the coast. Was the reward to getting it done, getting it done?
Approval meter: - 16 cold
Day 31: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Whoo! There was a Templar parade in my honour. They lined up along the biggest hole in the sky and got their swords out, except I can't recall what happened next. I should really stop falling for the ploy, 'hey stick your hand into a demon hole in the sky! it's a secret cookie cache!' - Woke up with the worst haircut as of date. Juuust when I was about to brush my hair, a scantly dressed Tevinter mage came banging on our doors with the urgent news that consisted of OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!!!! message. - Why is the Grumpy Elf always right?!! The Grand Ghoul himself showed up with an army of lunatics. Aghhh!! AHHH!! I hate being hit by a torrent of fireballs repeatedly! Trebuchet save me! - The Grand Ghoul strolled into Haven showing off his pet dragon like it makes him a candidate for a floating throne in the sky. Told him that thrones don't fly unless I toss one into his head. He said that he wants to cut off my hand and use it as a fly swatter and his pet will bite it off. I said I have an even cooler pet avalanche. We parted on the mutually insufferable terms. Glory hallelujah for me getting away from that crazy.
Approval meter: - 6 cold
Day 32: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Whelp... congratulations... the Grand Ghoul has annihilated our home and after stumbling waist deep in the snow I've finally reached those who managed to not get scattered by lunatics. - Joined a sing along 'Oh give me a home where the druffalos roam and skies aren't demony all daaaiiiyyy!' until Grumpy Elf plugged his ears and yelled that he knows a place where we could stay. - Everyone got cheered up by moving into a new Castle and demanded a world leader. Why do they all want me to save them when I can't even remember Andraste's first name? Decided against telling them that we're all doomed in case they'd choose to execute me for not being useful. I guess we're all back to starting from zero.
Approval meter: 0 neutral
Day 33: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Everyone's been a little stressed since Haven got sacked by ghouls and turned into rubble. Bossy woman threw desks at the roguish Dwarf and chased him around yelling how he's a scoundrel for hiding some important guy from her who supposedly would have been a way better Inq than me. Allowed her to proceed. I can't believe I'm stuck with a job somebody else could be doing. - Well... on the bright side, aside from still not being dead, in addition to lots of dirt, spider webs and splinters the new place has a few perks. V pleased since discovering that in addition to a new castle, I get a brand new castle make up kit. I wander if the Commander may approve of the pink curtains at the barracks. - The scantly dressed mage says it's an excellent fashion choice, though, not as fashionable as he is. Also says, the Corywhatshisname Ghoul has the worst fashion taste for which he needs to be killed before he tries to redecorate the grand Throne Room up in the sky. He hopes I'll do it. Pray tell, how am I suppose to defeat Cory-Wory when I can't even pronounce his name?
Approval meter: +5 neutral
Day 34: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Varric says he brought along an awesome guy who has managed the feat of getting that Grand Ghoul's name right. Suuure... it's easy when you've got a scar across your nose and you're the Champion of Kirkwall (probably in Spelling Bee) - Scar Nose gave me great advice. When you can't beat up an Arch Demon, make Grey Wardens do it since it's their job and gave me their woods address. Will depart right away. A trip to the woods sounds like an excellent place for the change of scenery! - Wait a minute... these woods look like a hybrid of the rain wall from the Coast and undrinkable, zombie infested water from the Mire! - The local mayor swears this place used to be decent until the bandits and zombies moved in, and if I want to take a bath the sewage has to be fixed. It's a shame how a few zombies can ruin a neighbourhood. - I wander if hawt blond ever thinks about me. He said Kirkwall didn't have a great pick in girls between abominations and abominations.
Approval meter: +6 neutral
Day 35: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Skipped down the path collecting roots until it got too dark and I got sick of the water dripping onto my head. It's a good thing I've spotted a Grand Bandit Hotel nearby. Now, why do these places always have horrible customer service? They tried to kill me when I asked to rent a room. Planted a flag in their backyard. The hotel is getting new Inquisition management that doesn't try murdering every visitor. Not sure why we've set up tents inside the hotel though. - Interrupted a snogging couple at the tavern down by the docks. Told them not to mind me as I'm there to fix the sewage system. Odd, didn't the mayor say darkspawn have busted the controls? In any case, walked down to the old town by the lake where supposedly the post office is in order to send my repair bill to whomever broke the sewage. Since Beard was muttering about dragons ruining a day, decided to hide in a cave just in case. - AHA! While wandering inside the cave found the rascals who broke the sewage and stuffed them back into the green hole they came from before perma sealing it. Take that you skulking demon scum! Jose better install a marble bathtub for me now.
Approval meter: +6 neutral
Day 36: Noob Inquisitor Log
- All right... which wise guy fired a cute merchant guy from Haven in exchange for a dame in a puffy skirt? That business officially stinks and how come I'm not allowed to hire him back. I thought I was the boss. - Caught the hawt blond while he was taking out the garbage. Told him lyrium is magsnifficent if you always wanted to turn into a drooling, mind-rotted ghoul, but I won't date one. He agreed, but wandered why I'm talking to him through a door. Stupid bandit hotel management. How am I suppose to show my face when there's a fist size black eye glowing in the dark. - Received the best monarch letter ever regarding some pesky spies. Normally can't make heads and tails of all those flowery nonsense decorated thingies made up by the royal persons. This one is to the point, sword point. Sent Leli to Denerim with a note: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Kings are Smexy, And so are you. Hopefully she'll catch his spies soon and we'll gain some royal favour.
Approval meter: +7 neutral
Day 37: Noob Inquisitor Log
- While looking for a place to bathe, I found a nifty lake occupied by a huge lizard. All I said was, 'Excuse me. I'm definitely in a wrong place. I'll be sneaking away now.' when it tried to eat me! Too bad a horde of lizardlings that attacked with it weren't still inside the eggs. The omelette could have been great. Will have to content with a purple stick that made Fancy Pants most happy. - Scar Nose skulking around the bushes nearly gave me a heart stroke before he dragged me into some cave to meet this neat pal of his whose name sounds like Strudel. - Whelp, so much for the hope that these super elite guys Hawke's friend mentioned will be able to help me deal with Cory-Wory's little pet problem. It seems going blood-mage is fashionable these days and they're all about to turn into a pack of drooling lunatics. -Entered a lovely area that had no wolves or elite bandits hanging around before realising it's quiet because there is a giant dragon perched up on a wall. Ran like Hell when dragon launched off the perch and began circling the field. Even with the fixed weather, this place is a natural disaster. I'm getting outa here.
Approval meter: +7 neutral
Day 38: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Snuck back into Hinterlands wandering what happened to the place after the ghouls were done with it. - Aghh!! Ack! Nice evil dragon! Please don't incinerate me! (repeatedly) All I want is to stab the red hissing goo. I don't want your cute crocodile babies that keep chewing through the plate armour on my shins. And this used to be such a peaceful bandit and abomination filled neighbourhood! - Galloped along the road towards Redcliffe to pay a visit to a noble Teagan who sent Inquisition a letter to get us to do his dirty work of kicking uninvited guests from his mine. - Found a bunch of people with problems, but not their Arl. - Stupid Varric drowned me in the lake by getting underfoot when I was jumping from boat to docks.
Approval meter: +6 neutral
Day 39: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Varric redeemed himself by recruiting a smuggler into our ranks. Why am I hiring shady people? Oh well, I guess if it doesn't try to kill you (repeatedly) a good motto is to recruit it. - Whoo! Didn't know that picking flowers can make a humming sword appear from a basket. Maybe I should send the entire army to pick flowers to spare the expenses and we'll have more herbs. - Found a pesky Templar guy and dealt with him accordingly. Bossy woman says he's a big, big meany. Who am I to argue with her? - Went hunting wild Turkey surprise for a big castle Thanksgiving party. Of course such hunting occupations imply a surprise in finding.... Bear!!! Bear!! LARGE bear! Two LARGE black bears!! - Bossy woman still not satisfied with hunting Templar lunatics. Says their boss is plotting against us. *sigh* Why do we always go looking for insane people instead of getting away from them?
Approval meter: +6 neutral
Day 40: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Gathered advisor reports all around. Ferelden King writes the best letters. I wish I had taken part in the kitchen food fight too. - The other news weren't as exciting... something about hired murderers stalking Jose and more fanatics skulking about some ruined ruins to find an unknown object which Leli is all set on getting before they do. - The hawt blond is always the best to spend the time with. Who would have thought that playing chess without cheating can be so... galvanizing. - Took a seat on the bench in the nicely upgraded garden to read personal correspondence of my advisors. Leave it openly on your table and the Inquisitor has privy to learning about your pets and awesome sisters. - Received a complaint that some guy is throwing goats at the Skyhold walls. Told them to feed the goats and then to boot the guy out the front door so he can roll home faster down the slope.
Approval meter: + 11 neutral
Day 41: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Dear Prisoners: 'I've poisoned my colleagues with the red hallucinogenic substance that sold their souls to the devil and I'm not very sorry,' is not a good way to ask for pardon. It will get you fed to the crickets. Sincerely, not sorry for letting the Templars cut your head off, Judge Inquisitor. - Leli says she gots useful information about the shardy thingies I've been collecting. Better check it out for what it's worth. - Hmm.... a wool sweater, Santa Clause boots, roaster silverite armour... I appear to be overdressed for this deserty looking location. A pack of hyenas roaming about certainly found it funny until they ended up as coats. - Encountering lots of ladders via seeking shinies. Why do party people always want me to slide down the ladder first, so they can have the pleasure of landing onto my head? - Whelp nothing like rock climbing and rock climbing and more rock climbing with a mouth full of sand sunrise to sunset. At least I'll be able to see a giant said to be roaming these parts from an elevated position in order not to go into his direction unwisely.
Approval meter: + 11 neutral
Day 42: Noob Inquisitor Log
- *sigh* There's just no reasoning with people who think it's their Maker given right to step on you just because they're twenty feet taller. How do they manage to sneak up on me is another matter. - The fanatics kept running around some door and cackling gleefully, 'we can't open it but neither will you!' until they slipped and fell into a waterfall leaving me in peace to get a good wack at that door. This made Grumpy Elf very happy as he kept mumbling under his nose all day long about elven artefacts. He insisted that we go inside and pry open a sarcophagus, claiming there is a reward. Now there is something to put me on guard since whenever I hear the word 'reward' it usually means a giant mummy jumping out of the bushes to strangle me. - Phew there was no mummy, just some green light getting into my skin harmlessly enough. Hopefully, I will not turn green later. Grumpy Elf wants to find more shinies to pry more of these doors open.
Approval meter: + 11 neutral
Day 43: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Note to self: when approaching a suspicious cave make an elf with a fire staff go in first because ... SPIDERS! spiders! fifty three bajillion spiders! And that's only at the entrance! Good thing that cave was locked, otherwise, some wise guy would want us to go in there too. - Since it seems safer to investigate Jose's assassins than to breathe in sand all day long went to see a random noble who has absolutely nothing to do with this entire story but wishes to volunteer valuable information. He also likes locking people in closets. - Jose has funny ideas that giving more power to the people who are trying to assassinate you will result in keeping your health in a safer state. Will have to see what comes of that plan. - While we're at messing with the powerful families in Orlais, might as well pick the next person to wear a big hat at Val R and taking IOU note from them.
Approval meter: + 11 neutral
Day 44: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Forgot to hang a note on the Commander's door, 'first to enter will be fired (out of a trebuchet) ' before inviting him for a walk on the battlements. The way he glared at an interfering scout probably made the former wish he did get shot out of trebuchet instead. The rumours aren't going to be nearly as good as what happened next. - Well, it can't be all Commanders and battlements. Strudel keeps muttering how we're all doomed if a bunch of elite guys go crazy-er. It's back to swallowing sand in desert#2. - Whenever I see fanatics jumping around some door and singing 'we won't let you in' it's a sure sign I'll go in there. - Whoa! It's the temple of a major Lag Monster! That nifty new perk I got sure is the best idea since pie. Picked a few locks to steal treasure and went right back out. Not coming back without an umbrella in case the roof collapses. - Made Tevinter nobility repair bridges to get the shinies. Received complaints about getting dust all over his expensive robes.
Approval meter: + 21 neutral
Day 45: Noob Inquisitor Log
- You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a dragon these days. Nope. Not travelling in the direction where I saw that scaly thing flying overhead. - Then again there are desert occupying scientists who radically disagree with that statement and daydream of obtaining lots of ugleh monster guts to lure the furnace breath, you incinerating, winged monsters towards them. Told him to get a better life insurance. - Slapped the bitch out of a guy who thinks he's awesome just because Grand Ghoul gave him a red glowing hand for Christmas. He duped some of the stupid elite guys into thinking that an abomination is way better to have in your ranks than a Gray Warden warrior for fighting darkspawn. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, of course, unless they suck like this guy with a red hand. He holed up in some keep nursing a black eye. Definitely needs more bitch slapped out of him.
Approval meter: + 21 neutral
Day 46: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Keep finding notes about reversing tranquility. Ain't it precious how for the sake of helping 'regain humanity' the experiment subjects can inhumanely be fed to abominations in the name of research and oh yea humanity too. - Played knock knock jokes with the fanatics. Inq: Knock Knock! Fanatics: Who's there? Inq: Leaf! Fanatics: Leaf who? Inq: Leaf this Griffin Keep at once! You aren't the ofners anymore. - The fanatics must have had kittens when they saw me because they dropped this v awesome purple kitty pendant before they jumped out the windows. - After raising the Inquisition flag above the fort saluted to Sera's motto, 'In victory spit off the battlements.'
Approval meter: + 23 neutral
Day 47: Noob Inquisitor Log
- The fort comes with the sassy new personnel. Wouldn't doubt its excellence as the Captain comes recommended by Cullen. Yoink for personal use: 'going a touch batty and ran off barking at the moon.' - The fort also comes with a basket full of problems: monsters in the well, bandits at the backyard, darkspawn trampling the front lawn. Meh... - Darkspawn keep hiding in a choking curtain of sand. Where is a dragon to eat them when you need one? - Checked out the Lag Monster temple again. You know how you just don't leave this glowing staff provocatively stuck on a pedestal at the center of the room along with a sign that says 'NO TOUCHIE?' Whelp... there will always be someone who'll pull it out... At least the roof didn't entirely collapse like I thought it would.
Approval meter: + 24 neutral
Day 48: Noob Inquisitor Log
- There are way too many booby traps in this desert. The owners were not pleased to find me instead of a dragon inside of their traps and I was non too pleased to find the owners. Giant lizards stalking the area were happy to see both my party and the trap owners before they ended up as shoes. There's too much sand grinding on my teeth. Better go elsewhere until the sand storm settles. - Received a wacky report in regard with a confiscated grand axe that's in fact a staff. Had to ask the historian whether they're sure they weren't translating an ancient Kirkwall Templar interrogation protocol. - Enough of the desert and rocks. Invited myself to a grandiose Empress palace of gilded stairs and intense abuse of my patience along with a V button. - Tolerated a richly dressed guy who looks like a bandit from Lothering bridge behind the mask sucking up to me since he provided the entrance passes.
Approval meter: + 22 neutral
Day 49: Noob Inquisitor Log
- How very annoying! While the assassins were busy strangling me in the closet, those grabby Orlesian nobles have gotten to the under unmentionables part of the Inquisition Commander before I had a chance to. I shall bear a courtly grudge! - Just when I got my hands on consolidation ice cream and wanted to eat it, a sneaky witch occultist swooped down the stairs and tossed a key at my head. Whatever's on the other side of the door has better be good. - Bah! More assassins and assassin plans on how everyone wants to assassinate everyone and frame somebody else. Found a biggest framer of them all who coincidentally works for the Grand Ghoul. Told Jelly Flory that as much as she wants the crown, the Empress will always look way prettier than her wearing it. This got a horde of rage demons summoned on my blessed Andraste's ass. When I get my hands on that Grand Ghoul serving woman she's gonna mop clean the demon goo off the marble tiles with a toothbrush.
Approval meter: + 22 neutral
Day 50: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Assumed right that Jelly will be wanting vengeance on the Empress because she's the sorest beauty pageant loser and exposed her to the court in this nice big ballroom. - Well that's just poo... I had no intention of exposing the Bandit Mask's plans. The incriminating evidence accidentally fell out of my pocket in the aftermath and it got him exiled. Made sure the evidence against anyone else didn't fall out of the pockets. Don't need more elf burning over a nice evening campfire. - The sneaky witch occultist now wants to work for me. Will have to offer her some fake info she could report to her spying Orlais mistress, while her knowledge on the Grand Ghoul can be rather useful. I'm so tired of all this social mingling. - *sniff* That's just an eyelash in my eye. Isn't it enough that Grand Ghoul wants to kill everyone for everyone to want killing each other too? The hawt blond to make me feel better stepped on my toe seventeen times by dancing with me across the balcony. Not sure about his dancing skills, but his 'make feel better' skills are most formidable.
Approval meter: + 37 warm
Day 51: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Gaah! What's with everyone wanting to steal my skilled help these days? Daddy wants my mage, Chantry wants my spymaster and tank, lyrium wants my Commander. Found great satisfaction in tossing lyrium out the window, wandering if the other two deserve the same fate. - Whelp... what do you know, the Empress didn't want the Jelly and punted her over to my court. Figured since she's already a living joke in thinking that Grand Ghoul would share his power, it must be her life's calling to entertain people. - The Captain gave me a sound smackdown in regards with which wild life we need alive in order to fight the Grand Ghoul and it ain't wyverns. Love Rylen. Not listening to spymaster 'lets go green peace' rubbish no more.
Approval meter: + 38 warm
Day 52: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Coracavus? I thought this was a hot chocolate brand when those nice scouts with bows pointed me across the newly built bridge and said I'll find it over there. It's just a bunch of ruins occupied by darkspawn armed to the teeth with massive hammers and giants that take forever to get rid of. Picked an outstanding critical ring out of darkspawn teeth, which my archers are squeeing all over. - Stepping outside cleverly navigated around a giant club that was waiting in an ambush. Pfff.. as if I can't see a giant bigger than a house and dumber than rocks trying to hide from view. - Found a bunch of notes that point to a guy responsible for this mess. So... the fanatic who serves Grand Ghoul is called Servis. What a perfect name for an evil overlord footstool. Remind me to make fun of him when we find him. - How very predictable. That servant Servis holed himself up in a ruined fortress. With the wildlife trying to eat me every two steps of the way, it took forever to run around the outer wall. - Told my guards to toss him into prison for further interrogation. Got to find out where that hot chocolate went.
Approval meter: + 39 warm
Day 53: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Connected all dots at the astrarium in one go by accident while finger was stuck in one of the spare holes. Mages had an awesome fight over who gets a new purple robe of epicness found in a cave revealed by my intellectual efforts. Got to ask mummies how they preserve robes so well in the sarcophaguses. - All right! The top of the ruined arch in the desert is an excellent spot for smoking salami and cheese. Pushed aside some skelly bones to have a picnic. - After sufficiently getting grilled in the sun, it's great fun to be climbing up a water well back to my ofned Keep. - Jose has a tendency to arrange diplomatic meetings with the most annoying people who think they're better than everyone else. Had to bribe Stuffy Nose with Leli's info for a favour to get rid of the assassins. Finally, the effectiveness of my advisor will not be challenged by someone accidentally sticking a pointy dagger into her.
Approval meter: + 40 warm
Day 54: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Orlais bad manners have a poor influence on my staff. Spymaster wishes to use Commander as bait. Told her it's more efficient to use new jester as bait who's doing a lousy job at funny. - Found a cool talking dwarvish stone around a blood splat that used to be a merchant at Val R. Bad luck dude... you should have known when you start a trade in maimed slaves, the type to buy them would be a murderous bunch. - As long as I'm at the city, it's time for a curtains shopping spree! The castle needs more decorating! Bought a bunch of stuff before realising its over a thousand coins a piece. Still feel good about it. A noble girl must have her expenses, not just demons and roots picking. - Rattled Jose's nerves by sending her to play monkey in the middle between the Empress and Ferelden King. A most amusing report on a matter that settled smoothly. Have no idea why Jose complains about the King's lack of patience with poisoned punch. At least someone on this continent has the authority to tell Orlesians openly that their Balls suck.
Approval meter: + 41 warm
Day 55: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Negotiations aren't going well today. - Punted Servis all the way from the throne room to the outer and coldest jail cell in Skyhold for the assumption that he could dictate negotiation terms. His options were 'give info and sit in jail' or 'get beat up for info and sit in jail' certainly not 'go free after providing untested and most likely bologna info.' - Scolded Sera for going rage demon on a servant murdering noble whom I was trying to trick into giving information. - Jose chased me with a mop around the courtyard in regard with a bucket of water left above her office door. The pranks didn't work to regain favour with Sera anywho because I have forbidden the hawt blond harassment. - Speaking of the Commander. The headache that was out to tear his brain apart seem to have receded and I was allowed back within the peeping radius of his office. Hurray.
Approval meter: + 42 warm
Day 56: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Solved sulky daddy issues with Fancy Pants. And I thought I wasn't good with my relatives when I declined being stuffed with a burnt blood pie for the sake of politeness. Some people want to turn their kids into blood pies. - Why do these pesky clerics always burn with the righteous need to accuse someone of heresy. First they were following me around muttering how they'll burn me at the stake, now they're stalking my loyal mages. - Borrowed a page out of the Empress book and mailed the Mayor over to Ferelden to let them solve his mess. - All right! There's an ancient Ferelden throne available with my name on it. Remind self to give finders more biscuits for the excellent job. - Outstanding! There's a new redheaded firecracker making herself at home in the undercroft. We'll get along just fine. Can't say the same for the blacksmith who was used to being the sole boss of the crafting stations.
Approval meter: + 48 warm
Day 57: Noob Inquisitor Log
- An unfriendly note of advice to evil overlords and their lackeys. Don't leave talking rocks behind to reveal your secrets to others, including your inner squabbles. Shaaame if someone were to take advantage of it. - When someone, handsomeness manifested whom you cannot peel your eyeballs off, in a mysterious voice requests your presence, I wholeheartedly support the illogical course of action in following them wherever they want as that may lead to snoggums on pond docks. - After the above mentioned mysterious meeting, wandered around the pond hugging frogs with a goofy grin on my face. There's either a pretty coin in my pocket or a fragment of someone's soul. - Well... whom haven't I met on the map yet? Lunatics check, fanatics check... there had to be rebels who believe in writing notes professing nefarious designs. Apparently some people don't feel important unless they try kicking me in the shin.
Approval meter: + 66 warm
Day 58: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Hmm... somehow I've imagined the plains to be flat. These ones are all foresty. - Sometimes I wander if there is logic to my incomprehensible logic. Found a very strange demon hole that was too lazy to open upon our arrival. Instead of thanking Andraste and riding past, poked it with a stick until it did. What have I expected to pour out of it? Candy? Nope. Demons per usual. - Chased pretty fishes in the river until it led me to some sort of a shrine that had signs all around it, 'don't disturb the dead.' Hmph if they didn't want me to disturb them, they should have dusted these signs a hundred years ago. Otherwise, travelling persons risk accidentally taking a seat on some old vase and smashing it to release unfriendly spirits hitting which with a big hammer contributes to all those tombstones around getting smashed. Tried to hide in a grotto from the angrily wailing ghosties and ran into a Nazgul king. I think I'll go fishing now.
Approval meter: + 66 warm
Day 59: Noob Inquisitor Log
- My spontaneous enthusiasm for fishing has waned significantly since discovering a fisherman who decided to play lion with a big fish he caught and stuck his head into a very needle-tooth mouth, resulting in the lack of head. - Most conveniently came upon a location called Ancient Baths after encounter with a rotten fish breath. What a rip off, not only was there no bath but there wasn't even a bucket of water. Only zombies who apparently hate bathing and soap. - Spent forever examining each rock for the glowing glyph thingy at the ruins with purple fire. Fail. How annoying. - There are too many zombies running around the plains. Since Bossy Woman is into the Chantry stuff, went to ask her if she has any holy water and came upon a most peculiar sight of her reading some of the Commander's wickedness activity reports. Hmm.... Either I don't know something about our dear Commander or he has Varric writing reports for him. - Bossy Woman threatened to drown me in the lake if I don't tell Varric to finish Cullen's mission reports... If Varric is doing Cullen's reports... I wander who is writing Varric's books...
Approval meter: + 69 warm
Day 60: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Found hawt blond sadly sighing into a bookshelf about what a big meany he was in the past. Congratulated him on achievement of getting better hence at an older age everyone tends to screw up more and more. - Been informed there's a handsome counter-assassin on the loose seeking to aid us. Permission granted even if he chooses to stay in the shadows. I would have been most curious to meet this charming individual en persona. - The talking rock informed us about this nifty chamber of secrets. Holy Moly! Check out its entrance! I want the glowing dragon heads like these to hang above my throne! - Past those heads found a Tevinter illusionist inside a lightening bubble. He says Cory-Wory plans to fire him and stick his general x-slave woman against her wishes into it. Shame if Calpy were to find out. - Poked the bubble out of curiosity and it went poof along with the guy in it. Whoops...
Approval meter: + 72 warm
Day 61: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Same old bickering in the ranks. Bossy Woman keeps looking at the Bow Girl and doubting that natural selection actually works. - Keep leaving Grumpy Elf at the base as he seems to prefer the company of the fade demons to my own. Very creepy. - What a charming plains village this is, full of green cockroaches and zombies. When in doubt what to do with zombies always set them on fire. A bunch of Orlesian guys who came at the horn call, once the zombies were burned, can chase those roaches themselves. - Been asked to track across the entire forest to find another such fort filled with zombies. Having a deja vu here, a creepy disinteresting one at that. - A pretty purple fire revealed a glow in the dark glyph. If chasing these glyphs around the map won't uncover a hidden cookie cache I don't know what will. - Hmm... I wandered what to do with a tonne of iron clanking around my inventory. Apparently the pointy eared camp natives trade Inquisition recruits for rocks, roots and golden goats.
Approval meter: + 70 warm
Day 62: Noob Inquisitor Log
- News from afar. Lord Enzo was found to be not very lively after our friendly counter-assassin friend was done with him. - Bossy Woman took out all her joy upon receiving a book from the roguish dwarf on stabbing the stuffing out of training dummies while I watched from a tree. - Spymaster threatened to put my head in a bubble for turning that Tevinter illusionist into dust. - There was a mean arcane horror back at the shards temple who grew rather attached to his sarcophagus which resulted in its head getting detached. - Well... if someone locks an old temple with fifty bajillion spiders partying at its entrance it sure is a sign not to go in there once somebody opens it because it was locked to keep five hundred bajillion spiders from escaping and anyone entering just might be turned into spider chow. - I think it's about time someone looked into that Elite Guys going crazy situation.
Approval meter: + 70 warm
Day 63: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Asked hawt blond what's the big difference between battering rams and using goats to breach Adamant Fortress walls. Blond gave me an awkward pet on the head and said not to worry as he'll get us inside. He looks all heroic next to the big door opening device. - For a moment there I figured it was Servis who broke out of serving his time in jail and is brainwashing Wardens anew. All the Cory serving goons sure look alike. - Asked stupid elite guys whether the world insurance has coverage against them joining to serve darkspawn through a ritual Red Hand is offering. What do you know... some figured it doesn't and started chasing abominations around the battlements to dispose of them. - That's not fair, how come all evil overlords get dragon pets. I can't even have a hamster. Elite guys' Boss Lady thought so too because she zapped the dragon with a lightening cloud that had an unfortunate side effect of blowing the tower we were located on to smithereens. Hopefully I won't be smithereens once I recover wits.
Approval meter: + 72 warm
Day 64: Noob Inquisitor Log - Saa-plat. It should be predictable that after a lengthily fall one would land into oozing green sewage. - This dump seems a rather unexpected place to find a person named the Divine even if it ends up a mask and there is a Tooth Fairy underneath it. - Meh, should have expected the Fade Tooth Fairy to be the fake too. She gave me memories in exchange for the teeth I must have lost when landing in the sewage that told me I'm a freaky orb accident and how the big bad Nightmare wants to chew me up because it doesn't agree with my existence. - Scar Nose and Strudel decided the best way to resolve this problem would be to throw sewage goo at each other. Told them to be more productive and search for hidden objects. - Leaned bum against a hybrid of mirror and furnace. Whoo..ww.. all those flames went up and revealed shiny object. I wish it was a bum plaster but ring is also nice. The mirrors around here sure don't show you your face, but have neat little valuables.
Approval meter: + 73 friendly
Day 65: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Nooooooo! Scar Nose! You were Brave Heart in sacrificing yourself to be slimed by a giant spider. May the Fade rest in pieces with you in there. - Could not resist Strudel's sad, puppy eyes. Who can banish a bunch of elite guys when they're staring at you like that? - Everyone sure has various ways of dealing with very freaky events. Sera swings at you, Horny Helmet wants to be swung at by you. Bossy Woman grabs a quill instead of a sword. Beard makes up excuses for stupidity. Funny Hat stalks Grumpy Elf, demanding to be hidden. And Varric... needs a hug and better inspiration to tell Scar Nose's brother how the Champ got a new job harassing nightmares. Victory through sacrifice, what a Warden thing to do. I guess we'll take the win where we can. - Sneaky witch occultist showed me a neat trick into the foggy land through a blue glowing mirror. Seemed like a good place for kissing without being interrupted until she ruined it by saying that Grand Ghoul wants to tear da place apart to get into the sewers. Yuck.
Approval meter: + 75 friendly
Day 66: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Desks are versatile surfaces. - Got to meet the mythical Bianca who brought us leads on the hallucinogenic red crack. Seems like a kick ass girl. - Didn't want fanatics to think they've been forgotten even if they ended up evacuating to a place called wastelands. A west wind brought news that they're trying to dig out a dwarven pyramid. - Nice place. The big moon sure is romantic and good for kissing under. Now why do all my thoughts seem to revolve around that? The howling wolves in the distances think so too. - Found a fanatic camp along with a landmark right next to it. Wandered what's scarier, planting a flag first and letting them wait in fear or attacking from shadows. - Whoa... there are behemoths hanging around. Best watch where you're going in the dark.
Approval meter: + 90 friendly
Day 67: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Yay! There are books buried in the burial chambers. Seems like a decent quality reading even if pages are scattered on the stone tablets and need to be put together. - Now who put a huge hole atop of a mountain for me to fall into in the middle of a fight? While climbing three ladders back up, a few fanatics bodies flew past me to the bottom. Sera sure knows how to make a point. Arrow point. - The books say how once upon a time some Fairel dwarf who was later carved into a giant statue was messing with rune work. As expected this ended with weapons of destruction. *sigh* Why couldn't it have ended as a game of marbles. - It's been a while since one from our band would go nutty. Beard went missing. Left an odd note in a barn. - I see not why some people insist on having more gruesome death than they deserve. Told one of the formerly duped elite guys to march back to the Deep Roads and atone there slaying darkspawn all she wants.
Approval meter: + 90 friendly
Day 68: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Grumpy Elf went into very grumpy mode when a cute little sprite he was friends with went all scaly and demony due to some mages disrespecting spirit rights. Whelp, if they can trample someone's right to live, they can't complain about being robbed of theirs' either. - Shards, shards, zombies, more zombies, even more zombies and shards. *yawn* - This location seems to be suffering from the imbalance of rocks. Cave-ins at one place, broken bridges at another. No wander the communication's so bad. Kicked a bunch of demons off ramparts to meet an Orlesian Marshall who still thinks he works for the Duke. - Fancy Pants may have a point that books weren't exactly a priority when the sky was full of demon holes. Books aside, good to know someone around here asked me how I feel about the whole Adamant thingy rather than complaining to me how they feel. - Spymaster is obsessing over an old note written by a ghost of her former boss. The fact that it looks like a trap won't stop her from looking for something very secret.
Approval meter: + 88 friendly
Day 69: Noob Inquisitor Log
- While being strangled by a giant troll like demon asked Fancy Pants if he could do something about that (aka shoot lightening bolt out of a stick he's carrying). He said 'ok' and cast barrier around himself. - Chased around a bunch of red lunatics with a big hammer, shouting, 'Your treachery shall not stand!' Varric's gf says they have a terrible plot to bake cookies mixed with hot chilli peppers and on Christmas Eve replace all little kiddie cookies with their evil ones all over Ferelden. King will be pleased I have smashed a bunch of glow in the dark kitchens located in a very creepy cave. - Oh lookie here a rowing boat. Just what Dorian needs to puke. Nothing but elfroots and dragons on the isle. Chose to vamoose before their boss decided it's dinner time.
Approval meter: + 86 friendly
Day 70: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Ughh! Now I know why they're called the Hissing Wastes. They waste your feet, giving them blisters! Why do all fanatics always set their main camps atop of the mountains across those big deserts? When I found them, I sure was as pleased as a mabari upon discovering someone with a hand stuck in their meat dish. Those documents they were hiding have better be useful. - Now where shall you go after you have worn holes in your shoes? I figured a zoo called du Lion might be nice. - All right, who turned off the heating in this place? Wearing three pairs of socks to keep feet warm is not my idea of fun. Not to mention all the lions seem to have ran away. The local Duchess says the heating station was bought by guys with fake moustaches and even faker Orlesian accents. They sure made a monkey out of her.
Approval meter: + 82 friendly
Day 71: Noob Inquisitor Log
- The exiled court favourite claims he has a personal vendetta against the red lunatics boss named Imsh who broke the heating system. But when we got to this boss' headquarters the Orlesian pretty boy claimed some people need his help back at the village and ran away, letting me deal with his personal vendetta that includes stinky, warty, mutated giants. - Keep finding panicked notes about me coming over. Imsh sure doesn't wish to reconsider his position how everyone should pay their heating bills with slaves. - Choice Spirit? Is that what you call a profession of stealing people's souls and stuffing them full of red lyrium like scarecrows these days? - Informed so called choice spirit upon his attempt at offering a bribe, which most likely would have led to me being turned into lyrium scarecrow, that the best offer he can do me is by being dead. - Told Jose's Baron friend to start moving in the furniture hence the former abomination owner won't be using this Keep any longer.
Approval meter: + 84 friendly
Day 72: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Imsh sure took offence at having to final word before becoming dead. Must be his mischief. The voice of unknown origins in my head in scowling about more corrupt files. - Hence the bothersome Choice Spirit had inconveniently forgotten to mention where the heat switch was before exploding, I had to go looking for it. Found lots of snivelling peasants in cages, but it's still freezing. - Encountered a wise guy that calls itself red lunatics lieutenant who had that great idea of stuffing those peasants into cages for slavery and experiments. Asked him what flies at the speed of a big hammer flung at his head by an ill pleased Inquisitor. The answer was: a big hammer flung at his head by the Inquisitor. - Orlesian Pretty Boy was v. impressed by my hammer flinging skills because he promised to become useful in helping Commander. Hawtness must be spreading as everyone closely working with the hawt blond is also hawt.
Approval meter: + 82 friendly
Day 73: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Caught up to a pack of Bossy Woman's former acquaintances who went savage. Shame it was. Bossy Woman relieved it ended. - My feet seem to behave most odd when encountering spiral stairs. They keep trying to walk down instead of up. - In the tower with annoying stairs found a weirdo's note who professed deep love for being stabbed with an axe by a gf he found in a fade rift. Next to the note were the remnants of the weirdo with an axe lodged in his insides. Axe isn't as nice as the stuff that belonged to Imsh, but still useful. - What is this snarling, drooling, me trying to eat thing that's bigger than a hill? Aggh! These things keep growing in size! Great Bear! This neighbourhood is way too dangerous, not to mention the rumours of dragons hanging around. Better zoom back to the castle and send someone to fix a big bridge.
Approval meter: + 82 friendly
Day 74: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Discovered evidence that the Duchess wasn't as fooled by those fake Orlesian moustaches as it first seemed and traded people for food. Informed her since she failed to govern the place, another noble house will do it better. - And this is why you shouldn't be someone other than you, given how others, even dead ones, are already taken. Beard has sure landed himself into hot soup. - Spymaster ninjad Beard from Val R. He can do better on team Elite Guys than being dead, after he's done polishing Inq throne. Wandering if Beard may need a new beard, else how those Orlesians won't notice exactly the same looking guy in our ranks. - Varric says he won't write no more books until we plug a big hole in Valamar full of red yucky stuff. Since don't want Bossy Woman to boil me in stew figured its safer to do so. - Well, we're here. Nice crypt. With all the sarcasm imported. Varric's gf keeps inviting him over to get assassinated by her relatives. Fancy Pants keeps complaining how he must seal every darkspawn hole in the country. There's a vault somewhere nearby. There better be cookies.
Approval meter: + 86 friendly
Day 75: Noob Inquisitor Log
- There are no cookies in the vault, just a key and a bunch of notes that say how Varric's gf accidentally let Grand Ghoul have all the red hissing goo in the cave, which allowed him to make minions. Dwarf not pleased. Told her to go home. - While in the area, Fancy Pants sure wanted to pay a visit to a group of fanatics who according to him needed to be fed to the demons. Seemed an easy enough request to oblige. - From the top of a hill spotted a fancy villa that used to belong to those bandits who once wanted to steal all the Hinterlands soap. Found another key to the Vala vault after I don't need it anymore and a bunch of notes where bandits are calling fanatics a bunch of mean names because the fanatics have stolen their stolen soap. I wander where all the bandits went. Not a single one was in sight.
Approval meter: + 86 friendly
Day 76: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Had a couple of accepting conversations with Beard and Varric. They agree with them being in stupid situations, but don't like me agreeing with that. I'm eternally judged for judging after being forced into position to judge. - Our dwarf workers have burned through a hundred barrels of booze to dig up some elf ruins back at the Exalted Planes - forgetting to mention the 'invaded by lizards bigger than crocodiles' part. - Why doesn't anyone ever put fences around deep holes right at the center of the roads? Fell into a charming Death Hand hole where an elf statue spun around to ignite big glowing spheres. Very shiny. The sarcophagus this spinning revealed had a bunch of fancy jewellery. At least some compensation for being chased by giant lizards and hunted by arcane horrors.
Approval meter: + 89 friendly
Day 77: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Yuck... Why do all Bossy Woman's former friends who went bonkos hide in places that involve tracking waist deep in muddy water, so you get the pleasure of not just wet boots but wet undies too. - The waters have smouldering darkspawn corpses floating about - incinerated by a giant furnace breath circling overhead. Because Enchantress kept muttering how we never do anything nice for her and she needs a heart of a wyvern, Beard decided to put an end to these demands, which resulted in a very heated confrontation with the furnace breath. Furnace Breath is v. impressive at sending the dire offenders in the direction of pushing up the daisies. Feeling kind of heroic, if half burned by lightening. - After the afore mentioned heated confrontation discovered that furnace breath was not Enchantress' potion ingredient after all, though, he dropped some useful shinies. Whoops... The real culprit showed up later by diving out of the water and sinking its fangs into my leg. It looked more like a white coloured crocodile, well that is until it began looking more like a potion ingredient.
Approval meter: + 90 friendly
Day 78: Noob Inquisitor Log
- A bunch of stuffy noses are making a big stink how Beard's documents we used to get free stuff from them were all fake and they want it all back. As if those papers not being Beard's makes them not property of the Elite Guys who are on Inquisition team anyway. Tempted to tell them to put a sock in their windpipe, but Jose is against socks. I guess she can appease the leeching whiners. - Raise your hand if you ever wanted to set an entire Citadel on fire. When one hears the definition of a castle filled with the Orlesian military one fancies seeing lots of feathers and table decor where you can place punch rather than a set of deadly booby traps from a demolished civilization badly gone out of control and a horde of blood thirsty zombies who desire above else to gobble up your brains. The best way to deal with that is by setting all the hay stacks on fire, boards to hit zombies with on fire, pits from which zombies are crawling out of on fire. When ran into the Orlesian Citadel Commander almost set her on fire too. She must have guessed the intention because she asked us to find a bunch of missing supplies, which implies us walking far, far away. Fine, looking for food sounds more fun than hanging around a zombie filled board wreck that has flies buzzing around it.
Approval meter: + 90 friendly
Day 79: Noob Inquisitor Log
- 'I'll tell you what I know after you do a bunch of life endangering stunts for me,' coming from a guy who has a word 'fair' in his name. Now where have I heard this before, from the mouse or from the cheese? Emerald Graves, can't decide whether to like or dislike this name hence the emeralds are nice, but graves not so much so. - While passing a fancy villa in the woods, asked some big guy with a hammer for a bathroom key, which resulted in a mild confrontation. Boi... are these guys stingy about the toiler paper... - The inside of a luxurious villa looks like it got mauled by a pack of barbarians. So, that's what happens when corrupt generals in pursuit of freedom sell their conscience for gold. - They also like breaking keys into pieces and scattering those pieces across the vast property. How bothersome. I wish I had a Mabari to sniff these things out.
Approval meter: + 90 friendly
Day 80: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Blast and tarnation! Who keeps reading the orders upside down? When one writes 'let the miners collapse the tunnels' would it not be safe to assume 'collapse them on top of the darkspawn heads' rather than 'let the elite guys and Inquisition army enter and blow them up along with the mountain?' Snarky voice in the head says 'Loghain is proud how once upon a time there were these elite guys...' - Seems like we should dub thee as kick the bucket day. Turned out that mauling the plains fauna proved useless hence the Enchantress' Duke along with all his power she dearly loved did just that. - It seemed like a decent idea to visit a church after a day like that until the Spymaster began upturning the statues and digging up flower pots in search of an artefact supposedly left to her by the ghost of her former boss. Did not find artefact, found an apology note that prompted Spymaster to expose a Chantry plot against Inquisition and go very stabby on a representative of the hostile side.
Approval meter: + 90 friendly
Day 81: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Spymaster still convinced that going stabby about things is her rightful path in life, which had been a mistake to deny. Almost feel sorry for the Cleric Usurper who aims to take up the position of the Spymaster's former ghost boss. I doubt her nephew is getting invited for a friendly dinner. - Receiving complains from the Emeralds camp. Wrote back to say: there once was a bear in the woods, that ate a lot of armed dudes... and then Varric shot it. - This forest is a big mess. Found locked up slaves and notes in a Veridium Mine how red lunatics are getting all bossy towards the Freemen who did a poor job of getting free by accepting lots of moneys from a group deeply into enslaving everyone for foul experiments. - Seems not all Freemen want to be free. Some guys like Augustus just want to get rich and use war and suffering to do it. Whelp... upon discovery of a village occupied by him... he suddenly became dead rich.
Approval meter: + 90 friendly
Day 82: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Giant... landmark... giant... landmark... giant.... there appears to be a repetitive pattern... of me getting stepped on. Hmm.. maybe hawt blond will feel sorry and kiss it better. - One thing EG do not lack are luxurious villas. They'd almost be cozy if it weren't for the sarcastic 'trespassing ends well here' signs. The abominations occupying the place did a nifty trick of lighting the candles upon approach, v handy and shin saving indeed. It's a shame the owners who bribed a corrupt Templar from taking their mage kid away also figured locking that kid in a room will substitute for a magical education. As a result they got turned into mashed potatoes. Our conversation with an arcane horror how it's impolite scrambling living persons all over the floor and walls did not end well for its refusal to accept our point of view. - Trudged circles around a mountain with astrarium at the atop. One would assume the people who stuck it there would have left a semi-decent path around to follow. Forever lost in the forest terrain where walking through bushes can result in falling off a big cliff or running into a wall and forever walking around it while tripping over every rock. Scowls from my aching ankles.
Approval meter: + 87 friendly
Day 83: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Received a swish cape, mwuhaha dramatic invitation from a place called the Black Emporium. Went to visit in hopes of finding some ankles salve. Found no salve, but there was a very handy mirror for the robbers and crooks on the run from the law. It also had some handy weapons. Might come back in the future to do more than the window shopping. - Found an elf next to the Emerald Tomb and got snubbed after offering help. Oh well, walked back to our Castle for marshmallows roasting and got the letter from the very same guy requesting I come back. Could not express discontent about him making me walk so much hence found him to be in a state of a blood smear on the rocks along with a number of our soldiers. - Had to endure a lengthily explanation with a number of zombies how its rude making people dead. To think all of this was about a long, bloody story that shows how the elves were a bunch of big meanies, while they never fail to tell those nasteh shemlens how nasty them shemlens are due to the past events.
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Day 84: Noob Inquisitor Log
- How to lose your pants in public and look adorable blushing: for special hints see Commander Cullen. After a round of hefty drinking, story telling and wicked cards, the hawt blond claims he still hadn't recovered all his clothes. Since all the outer articles seem to be in place, I wander what exactly is missing. - Dwarf and Grumpy Elf had a scowling contest over the fate of a friendly spirit, while a former Templar guy covered in dirt pathetically hence in the past he had the ill manners of dumping people into dungeons and leaving them there to die and get repossessed by ghosts. Isn't it funny how a crossbow trigger decides whether someone's a spirit or a person more? - Had tea with a newly formed spirit person who gave himself better advice than I ever could. How do I advise others on their humanity when there are days when I'm not certain whether I am a toad or a person more?
Approval meter: + 98 friendly
Day 85: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Got a message from elves who figured an offer of a white, fluffy reindeer will make up for that old story we dug up at the elvish ruins, except since they've been threatening to stick arrows into people they wish to give it to, this complicates matters. Spymaster figured that lying to everyone will settle this matter smoothly. - While poking around the luxurious mansion found a portrait of a very rich guy who looks exactly like the leader of the Freemen refugees. Fairbanks says getting involved in bloody family histories where everyone murdered everyone tends to lead to more murders. Agreed with him that neither of us needs such complications is life and he'll be better off as a glorified peasant. - I sat on the roof amongst birdy dung and nibbled on cookies suspectedly made out of the same stuff. Sometimes Sera has good ideas even if their execution could use some polish.
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Day 86: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Bossy Woman and the Enchantress keep staring at books and maps in order to figure out Chantry's future. Hence I'm only seeing maps rather than meaning of life in those maps, told them a new cute librarian hired by Leli might offer them more books on the subject or a date. - Hawt blond is upset after reading a report that the leader behind turning everyone into red lyrium scarecrows is someone he used to know. - As requested by hawt blond to make it quick, found Carroll. Maker have mercy on his corrupt, innocents torturing, evil serving.... ah who am I kding. Let him burn. - Elves offered advice to go looking for more glyphs in the ruins. Bah, you'd think those hidden glyphs could be hidden in places easier to find. After crawling around the rocks with a torch, found blisters but not glyphs. How bothersome.
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Day 87: Noob Inquisitor Log
- How to get drunk enough to pass out gracelessly under the table, though for some reason I had not. Drink mugs of Horny Helmet's speciality while discussing dragons. - Received a note that Cory wants a special thingy from the Sulevin ruins. Hence its never a good idea to leave toys around for Cory to collect because they'll be used in making me dead, gathered a parley flag to negotiate with the Nazgul Kings who have divided that special object into four pieces. - Why do the parley flags never work? It's a good thing those four pieces of the sword are never as good at working as one fully forged battle axe. Brought four pieces back to Dagna. Wooohoo! This girl sure knows how to forge these things back together! Lets just hope this newly amazing for stabbing things sword won't implode sometimes in mid-combat.
Approval meter: + 98 friendly
Day 88: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Reunited fluffy goat with owner in Redcliffe. Can sympathise with wanting to talk to something that doesn't talk back. Everyone is always talking to something. - If your birth name happens to be Lucius, my advice of the day would be: change it to Jeff. There are cultists in the neighbourhood - the type of 'world will be better off if everyone were to be purged from it with fire and flood' cultists who also have a bad habit of kidnapping Bossy Woman's friends and planting demons inside her apprentices. I think I'll bring pop corn. Can't wait to see what happens once Bossy Woman finds this Lucius. - Ouch! Bossy Woman sure took it ill that her former guild leader turned raving lunatic. The bedtime reading she inherited from him didn't do wanders for her morale either to a point where she's considering whether to nail shut the old clubhouse. Told her to listen to those funny voices inside her head. Clubhouses come and go and get rebuilt, but you've got to live with those voices for the rest of your life.
Approval meter: + 98 friendly
Day 89: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Grumpy Elf claimed he found a demon hole that hadn't yet opened. I have this nagging feeling that leaving him to date the demon holes will not end well for anyone. In spite of reservations, I had to come along. - Hey! What gives! That hole wasn't closed at all! There was a giant demon in it waiting to spring out and drool all over my armour while trying to bite my head off. It must be Grumpy Elf's hobby to lead us into booby traps. - So tired of all the demons. Must hide and not think how the Inquisition army is preparing to march on the Arbor Wilds. We've known for a while where Cory is, but the order is still to be given. Climbed up a ladder in Cullen's office to sit on his bed looking at the stars through a never fixed roof. He'll be busy downstairs staring at the war reports until the stars are gone. He has a nice smile when he's not thinking about war. Maybe I'm afraid of never seeing that smile again if we go. Maybe I'm tired of being afraid.
Approval meter: + 98 friendly
Day 90: Noob Inquisitor Log
- It occurs to me that self-nominations for Godhood gains one a lot of enemies. While zigzagging through the woods encountered lots of people making scrambled eggs out of Cory's glow in the dark minions. - The magic totems at the ancient elven temple weren't impressed either because they've burned Cory to crisp, but we had to run from him anyway because he cheated by hopping into an unsuspecting evil minion and then crashed into an elven rune door that slammed shut into his face. I hope he'll need a nose bandage. - heheh Good thing we've kept some incriminating evidence. Cory might need another nose bandage. Allowed Calpernia to get away and go slug him where it hurts. - Sneaky witch occultist never learned the lesson about abandoning people on the eve of battle. Pretty stupid move anyway to turn into a crow since she got to drink from the mythical 'Well of Seeing Everyone's Problems,' except via obtaining permission from an Elder Elf who's older than dirt. Elf says, since he's out of the job with the Well being defiled he'll go brainwash petulant Dalish children with his dull elder tales. - Cory will need a third nose bandage. Sneaky Witch Occultist slammed shut the magic mirror into his face after we hopped through it.
Approval meter: + 103 friendly
Day 91: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Bossy Woman says everyone can't wait for me to challenge Cory to a single hand combat. Wait a minute.... where did that idea come from?! I thought since we've been building that big Inquisition army with pointy swords, we could sort of gang bang the Grand Ghoul. - The Sneaky Witch Occultist says if we stab Cory's pet dragon, he'll lose the ability to cheat. Horny Helmet says he's right behind me, but hadn't offered any clever insights on how to approach that dragon without being burned to crisp. - Went to pray to Andraste to deliver me from people with crazy ideas and found hawt blond praying. Now there is a single sane person who doesn't want to toss me over to the insane God-contending creature. Can I just hide in Cullen hug forever? - *sigh* I don't suppose I can. Well, Cory, you're gonna get it for every household along with the stoves and cookies on those stoves you have burned.
Approval meter: + 113 friendly
Day 92: Noob Inquisitor Log
- The sneaky witch occultist is proposing a grand plan. Why not, we haven't yet put a checkmark on our 'things we've done' list, which includes summoning unpredictable ancient deities from their graves. - Witnessed a most awkward family reunion after someone had attempted to hire Archdemon slaying heroes to make her mother dead. - Uh-oh I'm guessing Cory could not get over those three nose bandages because the sky has just been ominously torn asunder. - Was Cory whining A LOT when we met. He ranted on and on how he can't have any fun because I'm around until the glowing orb thingy he carried got thoroughly bored and rolled away from him before cracking to pieces and sucking Cory into that eeky sewage system. Ashes to ashes, slime to slime. Seems like a perfect home for him. - Grumpy Elf sobbed dearly about the orb suicide before disappearing from the castle. I have this feeling he's up to something.
Approval meter: + 115 friendly
Epilogue: Noob Inquisitor Log
- Hurray! No more sky falling apart! Party for everybody arranged at the expense of Jose's nerves! - Because I like putting funny hats on people who don't like wearing power hats, Bossy Woman says she got to be in charge of the Chantry. Varric might even add a chapter about her in his new book as he's picking up the quill again. But, priorities come first for all our noble heroes in the form of food and booze. - Commander got all mysterious and said he has something for me if we were to retire to my quarters. He sure doesn't need to ask me twice. - We shared the most romantic hugs once we got private. - That's me. The selfless Inquisitor who never got to eat a single cookie, standing on a balcony staring at the mountains. And the credits roll into sunset.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Feb 15, 2019 21:15:55 GMT
So today I finished up the recruitment's for Sinéad party (except Sebastian...'cause apparently he's mopey until Act 2 rolls around) First was Merrill, a very sweet elven mage...who also turned out to be a blood mage (oops?) we also delivered Flemeth's amulet, turned out Flemeth was inside, who was quite happy with Sinéad saving her life (Minerva(warden): RAAAH!! *spits fire* (Mina killed Flemeth after all ) Second was Anders, who we helped to try get a friend of his freed turns out the thing was a trap, Anders' friend had been made tranquil and the templars were waiting Anders turned out to have a little secret of his own, glowing blue and having an unearthly voice Anders: I ah...may have fused with a spirit, turned him into a demon...and now I'm an abomination (Minerva: *twitches* I'm done! *throws up hands in annoyance* can nothing I've done stay fixed?!)
Then we recruited Isabela Izzy: an old colleague of mine wants me dead, help me get rid of him? Sinéad: where is he? Izzy: in the chantry Sinéad: but...I just left there, seriously...what's with people and hiding in the chantry?
Lastly we recruited Fenris *Fenris appears* Sinéad & Isabela: dibs! Isabela: I saw him first Sinéad: I have larger daggers Isabela: aww...share? Sinéad: nope... Fenris: ...do I want to know? Bethany: probably not (I took Anders with me on the quest, his dialogue is hilarious when you defend him against Fenris:lol: Hawke: This man is a Grey Warden and a healer! Anders: among other things, but let's not mention those )
Along the way we also solved some more random quests...delivered some lost items, and other things as well
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Right now we need to find a lost boy named Feynriel, talk to some merchant about some mine and get items for the local herbalist (I love Solivitus, he's one of my favorite npc's in DA2 (Hawke: remedy that, potions shop...you my good man are priceless) Probably some more stuff too, but that's what I currently have in my quest log
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2019 23:56:26 GMT
I'm doing DA2 run with all DLC.
I wanted to ask if there are specific levels when doing the DLC is good or they can be triggered at any point?
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Post by Liadan on Feb 16, 2019 0:22:00 GMT
I'm doing DA2 run with all DLC. I wanted to ask if there are specific levels when doing the DLC is good or they can be triggered at any point? You can do the DLCs at any point. I personally prefer to play Legacy and Mark of the Assassin at the beginning of Act 3. It`s an opportunity to play again with Bethany/Carver later in the game, Hawke is well known as the Champion, Legacy has an unique weapon that is stronger on higher levels and it makes more sense for me that Corypheus was released only an year before the explosion at the Temple of Sacred Ashes. Also there`s a thread in the DA FAQ section that is about what order to do the dlcs that you may want to read to gather more information: Link
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Post by Catilina on Feb 16, 2019 2:01:36 GMT
I'm doing DA2 run with all DLC. I wanted to ask if there are specific levels when doing the DLC is good or they can be triggered at any point? Legacy: you can do it at Act2, and at Act3 as well. A little bit different end scene. (The "Key" and the armours on Hawke's actual level) MotA: I usually do it right when the Act3 starts – what means to me: this happens in that 3 years between the Act2 and the Act3. Far from Kirkwall, after the Qunari war etc, it's a family vacation. And Hawke's already (in)famous enough. (Legacy also works in these 3 years, but as closure, before the last battle too.)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2019 2:17:32 GMT
Thank you Cati and Liadan. I checked the link thread too. It sounds like majority prefer doing both Act 3 for reasons that make sense to me as well. I'm very impatient though to play Legacy. It is an integral part of the story which I'm missing. I guess I get the cake at the end of the game.
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Post by Catilina on Feb 16, 2019 2:26:28 GMT
Thank you Cati and Liadan. I checked the link thread too. It sounds like majority prefer doing both Act 3 for reasons that make sense to me as well. I'm very impatient though to play Legacy. It is an integral part of the story which I'm missing. I guess I get the cake at the end of the game. Anders's very good in that DLC (best as LI, but anyway, interesting – possessed Grey Warden, who questions the Chantry...). And at least at the beginning, Varric also, but later too. And the sibling.
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Post by Iddy on Feb 17, 2019 3:07:02 GMT
Finally finished DA2. Inquisition, here I come!
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