***Your Last Pug in One Word- v2 Andropugs!***

CTD.

Remember how I said I wasn't crashing a lot and I had been lucky? I crashed twice today and haven't even played much.

It's nice to see that some things never change...

Congratulations!

Congratulations origin user ThatUnknownGuy15, for your modded 1 hit kill lobby! As if Firebase Zero Outlaw needed to be any easier.

I don't care about the name&shame

bloody f.... kett whore sync kill... laptop barely survived

Trickshots

You know the game was tough, when you are completely out of consumables by wave 7. And that is in fact a first for me. Faction was, drumroll pls, trollett.

Intimidating

As in: I just did a mission where the objective was targets, with Outlaw. The Enemy Sniper target just ran off the map and disappeared. "Next target" it said.
Also noticed the button to get released from Dog Grabs is now F, and not E.
I think the biotic detonations are a bit stronger but not sure. My Asari adept has been killing enemies in Silver with just two detonations. I seem to remember it taking 4+. But I could be wrong.

Unlocked Vanquisher today, so I'm glad it wasn't too nerfed before I get to use it.

Wiped

Bronze/Kett - I just needed a few more points for level 18 so I dropped into a bronze game. Wave 6 we get assassination. The second target is an Ascendant. I'm trying to get around behind it for a clear shot, every time I get in cover I have to kill yet another Annointed. Finally get a shot at one of the two Ascendants on the field now, drop the shield, kill the target and get synced by the Fiend that came up behind me.

Turns out the rest of the team had all been synced. Mission failed.

Boom!
Had a FHV following my AA for the whole match, wrecking shit all the time! Easy 55k.


Another boom!
My HFV paired up with an Asari Duelist. Two vanquisher Turian Soldiers moved to the other side of the map, so all players had fun. Another easy 55k collected.


Moar boom!
This time my HFV followed an AA during the Kett Apex mission on Magma. 66(?)k or so wandered in my pocket. Yet another fungame.

Thank you my dear PUGs for some really awesome games lately. Allong with the added performance and stability, MEAMP was fun this morning

Coach

After Abrams got server disconnected, I was stuck with 3 pugs who all somehow came to the unspoken conclusion that holding the LZ is the way you win Sandstorm/Khett/Gold.

At first I tried various shenanigans, such as camping it with them, or killing everything on the map Rambo-Style (I was a Kroguard, pretty handy at that), or pulling Fiends to them. But Waves 4 and 5 I had to solo carry them all. I even left one mook for the end, then let it kill me. Just before bleeding out, I hit my Gel and told them I was just kidding, but seriously they all need to git gud.

Wave 6 was Targets. The 4th Target ended up being an Ascendant. That was fine, I was taking the objective seriously, but a 2ND ASCENDANT snuck into the room and grabbed me while I was facetanking the 1st. Well 2 of the other pugs died at the LZ. The last man standing was a Tsol with whatever gun it was. I only know the ingame models of 2 of them because that's how many viable guns I own. I went on a long-winded 15 minute tirade that I couldn't even begin to relate here, commentary mixed in with actual advice on how to proceed. Damn I wish I had a Salarian Voice Synth for times like these, it would be so perfect.

Well the guy pulled it off! Ended up with a 34 minute match (I did spend several Waves camping the LZ with them just to see how it played out, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) but apparently he was the one pug who actually learned something from spectating me for 2 Waves. He went down on the corner ramp next to the LZ and I sacrificed myself to save him. I would have extracted but my fat Krogan ass fell off the map trying to make the jump to the LZ.

As soon as we hit the lobby, one of them immediately readied up again. Fuck that, I'm AFK making homemade Beefaroni.