***Your Last Pug in One Word- v2 Andropugs!***

Thats the last time I play with you and Jugger's mom.

Jumped in what appeared to be a cheaters game at the end of wave 5. No reloads, one shot kills, very minimal damage (even though two of the dudes went down at least 6 times each within the first few minutes of me being in there)

I figured what the hell, let's see what objective we get and how I can mess with this cheater. Low and behold deliver the pizza, and deliver it I did not.

Just make a private lobby, is the game that hard for you that you still need PuGs to win?

Excellent.

Had many games yesterday, most I've ever had in a day. Would of had more if my sis didn't kill the wi-fi with her Tablet, as I found the perfect wi-fi spot that gave no crashes until then. I was even using consumables for a change because of this and finally unlocked the Hurricane too - only Inferno is left. Playing without that chasm of a deadzone spot and ammo consumables make this a new game for me.

Crashed

Wired internet is not an option for you?

Ah well, it's better than nothing at least.

Tedious.

It was Gold/Kett/Sandstorm. With three Asari, and my human soldier...

The whole match I felt I was carrying the entire game. I have no idea what the rest was doing, but it didn't seem like killing stuff. Two of them (probably buddies) where concentrating on the Ascendant in later waves, while I killed off all the mooks (or so it seemed). When the Ascendant was the only one left all they did was fucking THROW him around as soon as the disc was gone (by my hand). So I had a really hard time lining up headshots that way. They had equipped some useless peashooters which didn't do any damage, and there weren't any Biotic detonations, or at least very few.

So I decided fuck it, and let those losers play with the Ascendant while I was doing nothing. But after ten minutes I was fed up, shot the fucking disc, turbocharged the fucking head and then... wave 6... Luckily it was retrieval, so that went along pretty easy. Except for the ascendant again...

Wave 7 got my ass grabbed by a Fiend, and those two shitheads were the only ones extracting...
Fucking 30 minutes... At least I topscored with 30K...

Nice. After the second player in the lobby switched to TSol, number 3 and 4 did as well and we had a nice TSol-turbocharge-shootfest on sandstorm. Sometimes things happen.

I just had the most excellent pug, really nice, unexpected. It was preset for kett unknown and the host was assdept. Me and another pug were vanguards and 4th was kineticist, so full biotic squad. Guns were trivial, mostly chargers and equalizers. We drew Magma and proceeded to annihilate, throw around and otherwise assplode and obliterate the suckers with their dog-fishes and invisible bs. I cannot say it was a blazing fast game, something around 18 minutes, but it was huge fun, like ME3 level of fun at least for me. Even lag was reasonable. I managed to charge some mooks thrown up high in the air by kineticist a few times, and assdept was priming everything everywhere so sometimes my nova was detonating and priming at the same time already flying things, pure biotic chaos, really hard to understand what was going on but stuff died left and right. There were some problems with bosses, so eventually we had to nuke the fiends on later waves but somehow managed to kill the ascendants without extreme measures. Unfortunately, the group dispersed after the game. I finally maxed my uncommons and just sat there trying to understand what actually happened. And then decided that I'll stop playing for some time, at least if it ends, it ends on a high note. I don't want to see more vanquishers, I don't want to play outlaws on Zero, I don't even want to read about all this bs at least for awhile. There can be some pure magic in this game, it has so much wasted potential. But to understand that, you have to actually experience this magic. Well, I just did and that leaves me speechless.

Trying to play the Andromeda MP for the first time. Search for a Bronze game & get into a lobby with lvl 1's just like myself. Got instakicked from of the lobby LOL.
Searched again and get into a similar lobby......only to get kicked again!!
Cmon, It' Bronze!!!
Guess i just have to learn to solo then....

Dropped into my 1st hacked match today. My Scattershotte OHK'ed enemies.

This. crashsuit carried me through 10 million credits already.