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"Do other things" always triggers JFKs moon speech associations for me...

We choose to go the Moon Andromeda in this decade arcade and do the other things another Bronze, not because they're easy hard but because they're hard easy...

I'm quoting myself... that's pretty narcissistic, but I really felt I needed to share my lag...

A statue. Statue it is.

St Valentines Day Fiend Massacre....

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And the final result....

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Almost,

i only dread 2 things while playing this perfect game and thats the RNG with its plethora of magical wooden sticks that apparently do something and the other thing is upload / hack objectives. I cant do crap about RNG butt to combat my second predicament i use the huntress (from now perfect butt butt - although nothing compares 2 the pear shaped perfection of me3 huntress` blue booty and her dc augmeneted with cloak). On plat its gut 2 have the huntress around because u can always stumble upon upload / hack objectives and while doing those having a charachter with stealth grid is fkn awesome because u can spam that nade based power and be invisibru throughout the whole process of uploading/hacking. Yesterday plat apex mission firestorm / whatever; everything is going fine till w6 and the upload objective; my huntress and the infil are doing uploads while 2 other simpletons are doing the 3rd one; now its 3 uploads so the bad guys are not aggroing that much ..yet. Infil and me are done now comes the 3rd upload the tits with no cloak / grid are not moving from that 3rd upload zone and despite dying every 5 secs they gel and revive each other, i am praying to gawd that they stay done, infil and me are even trying to kite bit to no avail those tits are glued 2 the upload zone....fail
Being masochistic and because i need 2 do those apex missions i join another lobby this time upload came at w4 so we made it despite the hsols best effort too fook it up

I had that thought as well when my team failed W6 Upload in today's Plapex...

Will

... to live? Aqua/Platinum/OneLifeToLive/Juggz - Going fine until wave 6 where I drop the first time down, because of my own stupidity trying to run between 3 destroyers.. others have still one Progenitor to destroy, nooo wtf why dont you destroy it! Even the 110k APEX guy I've played before didnt do much. Dammit. Wipe.

Hey, this is me on yesterday's 1L2L...

And the sad little drone would not leave your side.  (Tears welling in my eyes)

That just looks like you having an afternoon nap after a picnic lunch to me. Ready to get up at a moment's notice, gun in hand, drone keeping watch.

Excellent.

Decided to do Bronze Apex in the wee hours of the morning. Loaded into a lobby with a green (Apex 26) HSol host. Was rocking Valkyrie Operator for Assault Rifle Skirmish. What followed was a beautiful Duo, rare for a newbie PUG to show such promise. Was happy that I went with them. They died a few times, but that happens when you're new. Otherwise, nothing particularly stupid (Plenty of Vets out there who do stupid stuff all the time). Nimbus is generally not a very nice solo map for me, Observers floating around doesn't improve it, either. Had to nuke double Destroyers camping the last device of wave 6 though, but I don't mind, it was worth it.

Good match all round. So PUG, if you're out there somewhere, thanks for the lovely game.

Noooooooooooooooooo



Because I had a disconnect in W6 of today's Plapex, just before delivering the fourth pizza...

Edit: Admittedly, this was due to my own connection...