The Fake Spoiler Thread

The new human home-world system called:
New Earth is colonized in the Andromeda Galaxy......

The USS Enterprise 1701-J, DS9, 2 Klingon Vorcha, 2 Romulan D'deridex, 2 Cardassian Galor and 2 Keldon cruisers all using a quantum slipstream drive warp into the system and say that the New Earth system is now like all of these ships and stations part of the Federation. To which a fleet of Undine (8472) emerges. "The weak shall perish".

Instantly after this statement 5 Star Destroyers plus an Indictor ship towing a Death Star exit hyperspace: "For the Empire!"
To which from hyperspace the milky way fleets of the Asari, Turian, Salarian, Human fleets and the Rebellion fleet lead by the Millennium Falcon. "Somebody get that fire out".

As they move to engage the Daleks, Ori, Replicators appear from below the southern pole of the colony planet. "Exterminate!" "Accept Origin" "Submit"
In response a fleet of the Asgard, Ancients and Tau'ri ships appear from hyperspace.
One Tau'ri Captain taunts a response: "You first".
Followed shortly by the TARDIS. The Doctor: "WHAT?!.... What?.... what?......Oh.

Then above the northern pole of the planet the Borg, Shadows, a Cylon Base-Star and Cybermen appear: "Assimilate.  *Shadow Scream* "Delete!"   as they now turn to engage.
In a hazed mist forms to the right of the Federation ships from which emerges the White-Star, Vorlon, Minbari and First-Ones' fleets including the Babylon 5 station.

Invigorated by the chaotic battle now ensueing the Nietzscheans' battle fleet of Witch-head and Magog world ship appear. "Our victory is assured".
In response the new Systems Commonwealth fleet appears from slipstream and engages led by the Andromeda Ascendant. "I have become death. Destroyer of worlds."

Then like all others the Scarren and Peacekeeeper fleets arrive. "Where is Crichton?"
The Mass Effect Andromeda natives ships along with the other colonies and the Nexus arrive. "You shall be a safe colony after what you have done with the Khett."
............
*Scene freezes*
"OK. I like fighting but I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!"
*Q snaps them all back to their respective realities. Turns around.*
"Where is that boy of mine? Who said he could start messing with their realities again?!"
*A reborn Sovereign appears behind Q and growls. Q turns and looks and sees that it can see and seems to know him*
"Uh. Yeah. Goodbye."
*Blinks out*
*Sovereign grating mechanical maniacal laugh*