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Post by Pearl on Jan 8, 2017 1:13:26 GMT
video games? in my vagina? it's more likely than u think
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Post by Sifr on Jan 8, 2017 3:23:10 GMT
Neither. Their mind meld ability simply tricks you into thinking either might exist.
In reality, "Embrace eternity" is simply coded Asari-speak for;
"Now I've hypnotised you into dry humping the bed for the next half an hour, I'm off to make that sandwich"
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Post by Natashina on Jan 8, 2017 3:34:54 GMT
Edit: I finally got to use this gif on this forum.
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Post by Natashina on Jan 8, 2017 3:48:33 GMT
I voted for "Who the fuck knows" since "I don't give a shit" wasn't an option. It's not like I'm going to see it. <shrug>
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Post by sandalisthemaker on Jan 8, 2017 4:16:30 GMT
I voted for "Who the fuck knows" since "I don't give a shit" wasn't an option. It's not like I'm going to see it. <shrug> Well, I voted for "nothing/plain" just so that it wouldn't be sitting there all by it's lonesome with no votes. The poor thing.
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Post by dmc1001 on Jan 8, 2017 5:06:43 GMT
They're monogendered, meaning "one gender". That gender is clearly female. Now, if you're going for some sort of trans thing, that thread was closed.
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Post by KaiserShep on Jan 8, 2017 8:56:02 GMT
It's simple logic. No one would ever call a blue penis "azure"; it'd be a two word nickname to stress the fact that it's both blue and a penis.
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Post by swagmaster97 on Jan 8, 2017 9:32:12 GMT
Ugh. At a guess? Those Asari commandos in the tights seemed to lack a... package. Plus they give birth like human females (belly button, thus umbilical cord), and possess wider hips for birthing (like human females). So they probably prossess the alien equivalent to female parts. But really it's up to imagination/preference, to each your own.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 13:38:52 GMT
Finally! I've been waiting for this kind of thread for almost ten years!
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Post by Merrill on Jan 8, 2017 13:40:15 GMT
Futasari of course.
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Post by Nashimura on Jan 8, 2017 14:19:42 GMT
How to two asari's make a baby? Maybe they have both.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 15:07:46 GMT
Neither. Their mind meld ability simply tricks you into thinking either might exist. In reality, "Embrace eternity" is simply coded Asari-speak for; "Now I've hypnotised you into dry humping the bed for the next half an hour, I'm off to make that sandwich"I think this option should be added to the poll.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 15:09:05 GMT
How to two asari's make a baby? Maybe they have both. Psychic parthenogenesis. No really. That's the answer. They can reproduce asexually by 'melding' psychically with their partner, allowing them access to the partner's DNA sequencing so that they can create a unique DNA combination for their offspring. We don't know for sure that they give birth to live offspring that gestate in their uterus (or some equivalent of one), but it's strongly implied since they have belly-buttons (which exist because of the umbilical cord) and breasts (which exist for feeding offspring milk). So, while they probably wouldn't need female sex organs for sexual intercourse, they would probably need analogous structure for giving live birth. And there is absolutely zero evidence that they have any structure that is analogous to the male sex organs. And that post is how I started my weekend. I hate this place sometimes......
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Post by Cirvante on Jan 8, 2017 15:55:19 GMT
Those Asari commandos in the tights seemed to lack a... package. What if it's retractable? It'll come out when you least expect it.
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Post by Nashimura on Jan 8, 2017 18:15:43 GMT
How to two asari's make a baby? Maybe they have both. Psychic parthenogenesis. No really. That's the answer. They can reproduce asexually by 'melding' psychically with their partner, allowing them access to the partner's DNA sequencing so that they can create a unique DNA combination for their offspring. We don't know for sure that they give birth to live offspring that gestate in their uterus (or some equivalent of one), but it's strongly implied since they have belly-buttons (which exist because of the umbilical cord) and breasts (which exist for feeding offspring milk). So, while they probably wouldn't need female sex organs for sexual intercourse, they would probably need analogous structure for giving live birth. And there is absolutely zero evidence that they have any structure that is analogous to the male sex organs. And that post is how I started my weekend. I hate this place sometimes...... They mind meld their babies...
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Post by hsomcokesniper on Jan 8, 2017 18:46:23 GMT
I'm home!
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Post by Kantr on Jan 8, 2017 19:01:24 GMT
Trust Dutch to shitpost...
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Post by steamz on Jan 9, 2017 6:36:15 GMT
thanks to you, i feel like the op's focused on the wrong thing, and i'm just sitting here wondering what their sweat tastes like.
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Post by Lady Artifice on Jan 9, 2017 21:15:51 GMT
I voted for "Who the fuck knows" since "I don't give a shit" wasn't an option. It's not like I'm going to see it. <shrug> Well, I voted for "nothing/plain" just so that it wouldn't be sitting there all by it's lonesome with no votes. The poor thing. You're ever so sweet, Sandal.
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