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Post by chococri on Jun 7, 2017 0:51:25 GMT
I WANT TO EXPLORE TURIAN CLOACAS *pouts* Turian dick tho Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 0:51:53 GMT
I'm still amused that people think Jaal is lacking. Why censor him in Liam's scene and shadow the lower half of that naked Angara if there's nothing there? I know people with bright monitors can see the "ken doll" model, but the "gun show" comment alone solidifies it.
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Post by kestrel on Jun 7, 2017 0:51:53 GMT
*pouts* Turian dick tho Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. Also ridged for your pleasure. I seen the pics. I seen them.
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Post by fadburger on Jun 7, 2017 0:52:06 GMT
I want naked Turians so bad...I'm glad we got to see their toes in that no-shoes bug but it just makes me feel like it's the 1800s and just seeing an ankle is titillating lol. *pouts* Turian dick tho They got dicks in my mind and in my heart. Same. And in a few other places too *pouts* Turian dick tho Dont get me wrong, there is a big dick inside of the cloaca dicks are precious Alright I can accept this lol :yara:
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Post by lightdrago3 on Jun 7, 2017 0:52:22 GMT
Oh, and hooray for Jaal again. While I got over wanting to romance him over the agonizing wait, I may do it in a second playthrough when the patch drops. But glad many are happy.
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Post by Rynnju on Jun 7, 2017 0:52:26 GMT
I haven't seen this thread move this fast in a long time. It's good to be back. It's weird as heck! I checked in every now and again and it would move like a page in a few days. Now we're racing like in the past. Page 2000 will be here in no time! If only we had some upcoming DLC to celebrate too.
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Post by Davrin's boobs on Jun 7, 2017 0:52:27 GMT
*pouts* Turian dick tho Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. DICKS AND BLUE
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Post by fadburger on Jun 7, 2017 0:52:46 GMT
*pouts* Turian dick tho Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. It's definitely blue, angaran ones too!
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Post by fadburger on Jun 7, 2017 0:53:24 GMT
I'm so glad this is the discussion we are having on my birth year page btw.
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Post by Salty Drell on Jun 7, 2017 0:54:22 GMT
I'm still amused that people think Jaal is lacking. Why censor him in Liam's scene and shadow the lower half of that naked Angara if there's nothing there? I know people with bright monitors can see the "ken doll" model, but the "gun show" comment alone solidifies it. I'm certain he could beat the shit out of me if he wanted to. Yeah, he's jacked.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Jun 7, 2017 0:54:58 GMT
I don't agree with Roxy, but the insult was really not called for. Not to mention that it is an unfortunate tendency men have - to shut women down. Not all. But that is what you are doing now. As for your list: Garrus - no objection here. He's cool Liam - I love him, but many disagree Jacob - do I need to say anything? Thane - diesSolas - betrays youCullen - addiction problemsBlackwall - liar and murdererSebastian - willing to go to war against youAlistair - dumps you unless you are a human nobleCarth - pretty decent, but considering that that game did not really have alternative LIs to begin with, the point is moot Atton and Disciple - not a full romance, considering how rushed the game was. Plus, Atton - sadistic murderer, liar, and (in case the romance that never happened in the actual game is restored) dies. Disciple is a non entity I think Alistair can stay with a non human noble, just that she can't be queen if she isn't a human noble. You have to harden Alistair for him to do that. If unhardened and he becomes king, you break up unless you are a human noble.
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Post by chococri on Jun 7, 2017 0:55:05 GMT
I want naked Turians so bad...I'm glad we got to see their toes in that no-shoes bug but it just makes me feel like it's the 1800s and just seeing an ankle is titillating lol. They got dicks in my mind and in my heart. Same. And in a few other places too Dont get me wrong, there is a big dick inside of the cloaca dicks are precious Alright I can accept this lol :yara: 1800s thirst. Totally.
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Post by feainn on Jun 7, 2017 0:55:33 GMT
I haven't seen this thread move this fast in a long time. It's good to be back. It's weird as heck! I checked in every now and again and it would move like a page in a few days. Now we're racing like in the past. Page 2000 will be here in no time! If only we had some upcoming DLC to celebrate too. I'm still confused about what's going on. Is there any dlc planned at all?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 0:56:07 GMT
I'm still amused that people think Jaal is lacking. Why censor him in Liam's scene and shadow the lower half of that naked Angara if there's nothing there? I know people with bright monitors can see the "ken doll" model, but the "gun show" comment alone solidifies it. I'm certain he could beat the shit out of me if he wanted to. Yeah, he's jacked. I wonder if Scott can flirt in that scene now?
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Post by fadburger on Jun 7, 2017 0:56:11 GMT
*pouts* Turian dick tho Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. Speaking of which, do you guys also like peeking in their mouths when they talk to see their cute blue tongues and needle sharp teeth? It's my favorite Kandros pastime.
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Post by lightdrago3 on Jun 7, 2017 0:56:33 GMT
I think Alistair can stay with a non human noble, just that she can't be queen if she isn't a human noble. You have to harden Alistair for him to do that. If unhardened and he becomes king, you break up unless you are a human noble. Or have him not become king. That's two ways for Alistair to stay with a non human noble. Unless you really want to be queen of Ferelden I guess.
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Post by chococri on Jun 7, 2017 0:57:09 GMT
Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. It's definitely blue, angaran ones too! Are we bringing this back? :yara: For me, Jaal is pink or purple instead of blue :3c
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Post by beholderess on Jun 7, 2017 0:57:19 GMT
I don't agree with Roxy, but the insult was really not called for. Not to mention that it is an unfortunate tendency men have - to shut women down. Not all. But that is what you are doing now. As for your list: Garrus - no objection here. He's cool Liam - I love him, but many disagree Jacob - do I need to say anything? Thane - diesSolas - betrays youCullen - addiction problemsBlackwall - liar and murdererSebastian - willing to go to war against youAlistair - dumps you unless you are a human nobleCarth - pretty decent, but considering that that game did not really have alternative LIs to begin with, the point is moot Atton and Disciple - not a full romance, considering how rushed the game was. Plus, Atton - sadistic murderer, liar, and (in case the romance that never happened in the actual game is restored) dies. Disciple is a non entity I think Alistair can stay with a non human noble, just that she can't be queen if she isn't a human noble. Yes, right, you can be his side chick and a dirty little secret, which is just as insulting
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Post by Salty Drell on Jun 7, 2017 0:57:38 GMT
I'm certain he could beat the shit out of me if he wanted to. Yeah, he's jacked. I wonder if Scott can flirt in that scene now? I'd like to think so. It's just one line that Scott's voice actor would need to record. All he needs to say is you guys are buff and I like it or something along those lines.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 0:57:47 GMT
I will never kill Loghain, so Alistair can sit on the throne with Anora all he likes or dislikes!
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Post by kestrel on Jun 7, 2017 0:57:48 GMT
Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. Speaking of which, do you guys also like peeking in their mouths when they talk to see their cute blue tongues and needle sharp teeth? It's my favorite Kandros pastime. I have screenshots of it haha
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 0:58:33 GMT
Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. Speaking of which, do you guys also like peeking in their mouths when they talk to see their cute blue tongues and needle sharp teeth? It's my favorite Kandros pastime. Guilty!
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Post by dhalion on Jun 7, 2017 0:58:36 GMT
Blue turian dick. What? Its fanon. They have blue tongues and blue blood. Everyone knows. It's definitely blue, angaran ones too! The great thing about angaran dongs is there is an entire rainbow of color choices. What color dick ya want? THEY GOT IT!
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Post by ash on Jun 7, 2017 0:58:39 GMT
You had Garrus, Liam, Jacob, Thane, Solas, Cullen, Blackwall, Sebastian, Alistair, Carth, Atton, Disciple as exclusive. We had Dorian, Steve and Gil, two out of them have no plot relevance and aren't squadmates. Will you kindly shut your pretty mouth about "finally" part?I don't agree with Roxy, but the insult was really not called for. Not to mention that it is an unfortunate tendency men have - to shut women down. Not all. But that is what you are doing now. As for your list: Garrus - no objection here. He's cool Liam - I love him, but many disagree Jacob - do I need to say anything? Thane - diesSolas - betrays youCullen - addiction problemsBlackwall - liar and murdererSebastian - willing to go to war against youAlistair - dumps you unless you are a human nobleCarth - pretty decent, but considering that that game did not really have alternative LIs to begin with, the point is moot Atton and Disciple - not a full romance, considering how rushed the game was. Plus, Atton - sadistic murderer, liar, and (in case the romance that never happened in the actual game is restored) dies. Disciple is a non entity Ok. We're doing it, right? Especially considering Sebastian part when we mention what happens when you go the way your LI won't like? Gil - Jill. Whole obligatory baby plot and if you refuse he won't even kiss you and will talk about said baby more than he talks about you. Dorian - always runs away to Tevinter, has problems with expressing his feelings and commitment, will run away even faster if you don't talk with him in a way he mentions as "emotional pressure". Cortez - dead husband plot. Literally for 40% of his content he mentions his dead husband. And he can die too if you don't force him to go out, as well as you can miss his content. And this concludes wonderful and rich for options Bioware alley of m/m exclusive. Now excuse me as I replay Sebastian romance even if I have to play as female because he's pretty chill if you're not pro-Anders and will promise to make me his queen. Then, I think, I'll replay Cullen romance where I will get a chance to help him with his addiction and will get a marriage and happy ending together. Guess what one of those things that never happens with m/m content and what one of those things that has very elusive chance to happen with m/m content. #stillsalty P.S.: Alistair never dumps you if you do everything right. You marry him as female noble but he can be the king alone so you won't have to share and you remain his lover and happy with him. Or you can just stay in wardens with him and be happy together.
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Post by chococri on Jun 7, 2017 0:59:02 GMT
Speaking of which, do you guys also like peeking in their mouths when they talk to see their cute blue tongues and needle sharp teeth? It's my favorite Kandros pastime. I have screenshots of it haha We need Andraste...
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