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Post by Jaal's Ankles on Mar 2, 2017 3:02:47 GMT
Now I will read this fic with Cullen and it's because of you! I can't sleep and you don't make it easy for me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 3:04:09 GMT
Now I will read this fic with Cullen and it's because of you! I can't sleep and you don't make it easy for me. DO EEETTTT~
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 2, 2017 3:05:59 GMT
There were some orbs and some pools too. But mostly it was 'Me Cullen, me fondle full globe now. Nom nom nom.' I just did a spittake. That is the best fanfiction summary I've ever read
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 3:08:29 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must....
create Jaal Titty Fic
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Post by Kimberly on Mar 2, 2017 3:10:04 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must.... create Jaal Titty Fic
I'm fine with it! Just make it lactose free.
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 2, 2017 3:10:26 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must.... create Jaal Titty Fic
Ahahahanoooooooo!! Second time I have to pull this gif out: (mostly scared. and laughing. omg why)
(seriously I'm going to throw up if I keep laughing like this )
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Mar 2, 2017 3:11:54 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must.... create Jaal Titty Fic
Ahahahanoooooooo!! Second time I have to pull this gif out: (mostly scared. and laughing. omg why)
(seriously I'm going to throw up if I keep laughing like this )This gif will quickly become the face of the Jaal thread, mark my words.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 3:12:39 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must.... create Jaal Titty Fic
I'm fine with it! Just make it lactose free. Best whip out them lactose pills cuz shits about to get dairy
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Post by Kimberly on Mar 2, 2017 3:12:44 GMT
Dang what would some random person think of this thread after reading the last few pages? Will they nope the hell out?
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Post by Rynnju on Mar 2, 2017 3:13:08 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must.... create Jaal Titty Fic
I think the scariest part about this is that it would be so easy to set up, especially if female Angara don't have breasts. Start the story with some healthy curiosity about human anatomy, and bam. In this case it wouldn't even have the added social stigma for Jaal that it would among humans so you could skip half the hesitation. Why am I thinking about this? What's going on tonight?
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Post by feainn on Mar 2, 2017 3:14:15 GMT
J'aal are crazy on that note I'm off to bed! Goodnight
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Mar 2, 2017 3:14:28 GMT
Dang what would some random person think of this thread after reading the last few pages? Will the nope the hell out? I mean, we JUST got the lurkers confident enough to start posting. This sends people running away. or drawing them in, whatever puts spring into your step.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Mar 2, 2017 3:14:57 GMT
J'aal are crazy on that note I'm off to bed! Goodnight Nighty night, friend!
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 2, 2017 3:15:39 GMT
Dang what would some random person think of this thread after reading the last few pages? Will they nope the hell out?I think the scariest part about this is that it would be so easy to set up, especially if female Angara don't have breasts. Start the story with some healthy curiosity about human anatomy, and bam. In this case it wouldn't even have the added social stigma for Jaal that it would among humans so you could skip half the hesitation. Why am I thinking about this? What's going on tonight? Everyone roll 1d100 under 50 or lose 1d6 Sanity. We're at that point now
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Post by avokinelsam on Mar 2, 2017 3:17:05 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must.... create Jaal Titty Fic
I think the scariest part about this is that it would be so easy to set up, especially if female Angara don't have breasts. Start the story with some healthy curiosity about human anatomy, and bam. In this case it wouldn't even have the added social stigma for Jaal that it would among humans so you could skip half the hesitation. Why am I thinking about this? What's going on tonight? DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!
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Post by roshan on Mar 2, 2017 3:17:18 GMT
Alright guys, you know we must be done....what must happen now....Jaal thread must.... create Jaal Titty Fic
I picked... an interesting time to check the thread??? Not complaining though, I think I became immune to pretty much any type of fanfiction years ago xD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 3:17:40 GMT
Sorry but already got the plot (though I think we should take votes, gotta make the Fic about Titty Sucking for Life believable right?)
Ok so S.A.M and Dr. Lexi have come up with a plan to save Jaal from some sort of Angara addiction that he has due to the Kett.
The juice from Human Sweater Stuffers!
Somehow humans possess the enzyme needed to counteract Jaal's addiction and only Ryder can save him! But will they?!!
Dun Dun Dun!!!!
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Post by Rynnju on Mar 2, 2017 3:18:14 GMT
Listen, whoever writes the page 630 summary just needs to tell people to avoid pages 621 and 622. Problem solved.
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Post by Salty Drell on Mar 2, 2017 3:19:25 GMT
J'aal are crazy on that note I'm off to bed! Goodnight Goodnight!
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Post by Kimberly on Mar 2, 2017 3:19:40 GMT
I'm laying in bed, thinking I need to go to bed and I can't stop laughing!
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Mar 2, 2017 3:22:24 GMT
OK OK I've thought about it. I don't need a one shot with spanking, I just need a comic.
Jaal slaps Ryder's butt to compare how firm it is to Angara butts. Then he slaps his own. Out in combat. Cora looks on, disgusted.
Hey, he's curious about human anatomy!
Pretty pretty please somebody draw this! I can't draw a stick figure to save my life!
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Post by Rynnju on Mar 2, 2017 3:23:03 GMT
Just to tantalize you, here's a little portion of my reply to feainn 's fic in the spoiler thread. Presented without context. Scott: "I'd let you do everything to me." Jaal: "What?" Scott: "I said do you want some tea?"
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Post by Jaal's Ankles on Mar 2, 2017 3:23:59 GMT
And anyway who else would make such a monumentally noble sacrifice? The dwarf? Solas? Wait, Solas probably would, the pervert.
I can't...
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Post by Jaal's Ankles on Mar 2, 2017 3:31:29 GMT
Sorry but already got the plot (though I think we should take votes, gotta make the Fic about Titty Sucking for Life believable right?) Ok so S.A.M and Dr. Lexi have come up with a plan to save Jaal from some sort of Angara addiction that he has due to the Kett. The juice from Human Sweater Stuffers! Somehow humans possess the enzyme needed to counteract Jaal's addiction and only Ryder can save him! But will they?!! Dun Dun Dun!!!! My jaw hurts...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 3:36:49 GMT
Jaal: Titty Fic *Whew, here goes with the start* Ryder: "Dr. Lexi, I have a question and I'm hoping you can answer."
Dr. Lexi: "Ryder, good afternoon. You haven't come through here in awhile, I hope it isn't anything serious."
Ryder: "No, no...It's not for me. It well...uhm..."
Dr. Lexi: "Ah, this is about Jaal isn't it?"
Ryder: "Yeah. He looks like he's been in pain. I see it every time we head out on a mission and I know he tries so hard to hide it....I just...I just want to help him."
Dr. Lexi: She sighs, giving Ryder a sympathetic look. "Ryder..."
S.A.M: "If I may be of assistance doctor? I have been analyzing Angara physiology and Jaal's current predicament. I think I have formulated a solution. Assuming Ryder is receptive of the idea."
Ryder: "Of course! Anything!" Not needing time to think.
S.A.M: "Understood Pathfinder. Then the answer is simple. Squadmate Jaal's condition will improve once he has been give a chance to suckle from a Human."
Ryder: "......Excuse me?"
Now Continue it Thread! MWAHAHA!
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