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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 7, 2017 22:03:21 GMT
*walks into thread* Barbed, double snake penises? *runs out* Haha sorry! We were just taking about some of the weird fanfics people come up with, and just how weird they can get! Jaal is the next victim. As long as he doesn't get a duck penis. (BTW, if you just got a curious and decided to google "duck penis" like I did the first time I heard about them, congratulations. Lose 1d4 Sanity.) There are way weirder things than knotting in the animal kingdom
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:04:23 GMT
Haha sorry! We were just taking about some of the weird fanfics people come up with, and just how weird they can get! Jaal is the next victim. As long as he doesn't get a duck penis. (BTW, if you just got a curious and decided to google "duck penis" like I did the first time I heard about them, congratulations. Lose 1d4 Sanity.) There are way weirder things than knotting in the animal kingdom Oh no I can't take much more! Double penis Thane and knotting Garrus are enough LOL
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:06:39 GMT
Haha sorry! We were just taking about some of the weird fanfics people come up with, and just how weird they can get! Jaal is the next victim. As long as he doesn't get a duck penis. (BTW, if you just got a curious and decided to google "duck penis" like I did the first time I heard about them, congratulations. Lose 1d4 Sanity.) There are way weirder things than knotting in the animal kingdom *snort* corkscrew....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:09:22 GMT
I'm still trying to figure out what a dev meant back when he tweeted #shouldthatbepurple in regards to some questionable stuff. I'm still voting for a tongue or Asari nipples. I don't want to think of anything else that color thank you.
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Post by fadburger on Mar 7, 2017 22:10:21 GMT
I remember reading one on A03 where they gave Thane 2 penises and I couldn't even try and get through it. lol memories..... Jaal barbed-double-snake penises are a go!!!! Bonus points if they hiss at you lol
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 7, 2017 22:10:56 GMT
Prehensile? I like it As long as he doesn't get a duck penis. (BTW, if you just got a curious and decided to google "duck penis" like I did the first time I heard about them, congratulations. Lose 1d4 Sanity.) There are way weirder things than knotting in the animal kingdom Oh no I can't take much more! Double penis Thane and knotting Garrus are enough LOL LOL. I work with anatomists, so my perspective of what's normal and acceptable in conversation goes right out the window. My boss used to have a poster of animal penises in her office, but I think at some point, the Powers That Be made her get rid of it
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:11:13 GMT
Who is Jaal's writer again?
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Post by fadburger on Mar 7, 2017 22:11:29 GMT
Um... :oki: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ!?!?!?
At least you didn't read it like we did! ROFL exactly...every one of those fics were bait and switch lol...untagged and then BOOM! my brain!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:12:01 GMT
Oh damn...I just realized Jaal can HAVE THEM ALL, AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Double-corkscrew shaped-barbed snake penises that knott. Done! I have solved it Smut Writers!!! REJOICE!!!
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Post by fadburger on Mar 7, 2017 22:13:04 GMT
Haha sorry! We were just taking about some of the weird fanfics people come up with, and just how weird they can get! Jaal is the next victim. As long as he doesn't get a duck penis. (BTW, if you just got a curious and decided to google "duck penis" like I did the first time I heard about them, congratulations. Lose 1d4 Sanity.) There are way weirder things than knotting in the animal kingdom Good lord anything but duck penises rofl...I don't have to google it, I already freaking knew
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:13:08 GMT
Who is Jaal's writer again? Cathleen Rootsaert
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Post by Jaal Ama Darav (Kierro) on Mar 7, 2017 22:13:36 GMT
WELL, then... I- I'm confused about my feelings. Should I be Or ...?
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Post by fadburger on Mar 7, 2017 22:14:15 GMT
TBH I wouldn't be surprised considering all the knotting fics I've seen for Shakarian...barbed doesn't seem that far off. Knotting? Wha.... I thought only canines had that? Come on Garrus fandom! Knotting?! No! Bad! *slaps hands* Yup, aside from me not enjoying reading about knotting, the fact that it is clearly not something an avian-inspired species should have just REALLY gets under my skin.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:15:17 GMT
All I can say is, I hope Jaal gets the respect he deserves and is not made into something like wolf Solas.
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Post by Wynne on Mar 7, 2017 22:15:37 GMT
Haha sorry! We were just taking about some of the weird fanfics people come up with, and just how weird they can get! Jaal is the next victim. As long as he doesn't get a duck penis. (BTW, if you just got a curious and decided to google "duck penis" like I did the first time I heard about them, congratulations. Lose 1d4 Sanity.) There are way weirder things than knotting in the animal kingdom IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL OH FUCK IT'S REAL *pours bleach on eyes and injects into brain*
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 7, 2017 22:17:08 GMT
Knotting? Wha.... I thought only canines had that? Come on Garrus fandom! Knotting?! No! Bad! *slaps hands* Yup, aside from me not enjoying reading about knotting, the fact that it is clearly not something an avian-inspired species should have just REALLY gets under my skin. LOL, same here. If y'all are going to branch out into weird dicks, at least try on the biology front Then again, we are talking about free alien porn on the Internet. So at the end of the day, whatever floats people's boats
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Post by athras on Mar 7, 2017 22:17:22 GMT
WELL, then... I- I'm confused about my feelings. Should I be Or ...? I had similar reaction the first time seeing it
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:17:51 GMT
All I can say is, I hope Jaal gets the respect he deserves and is not made into something like wolf Solas. Which one? Lol Got mating heat type wolf Solas Knotting Solas (and I ain't talking he's in wolf form ) Gosh, way more that I'm brain farting on
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Post by Jaal Ama Darav (Kierro) on Mar 7, 2017 22:18:47 GMT
Oh damn...I just realized Jaal can HAVE THEM ALL, AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Double-corkscrew shaped-barbed snake penises that knott. Done! I have solved it Smut Writers!!! REJOICE!!!
................................................................................ (words can't express myself enough) ... Um, question... how is it you know of these different shapes? :sure: You people have secret lives? You dirty, DIRTY, people!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:19:31 GMT
All I can say is, I hope Jaal gets the respect he deserves and is not made into something like wolf Solas. Which one? Lol Got mating heat type wolf Solas Knotting Solas (and I ain't talking he's in wolf form ) Gosh, way more that I'm brain farting on All of them haha oh man did my teeth hurt from gritting them and cringing at that stuff! I just keep asking myself "WHY do I read this shit??" It's like that temptation to run across a train track. It's bloody dangerous and you could die, but you keep wanting to do it!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:20:03 GMT
Oh my god we are actually talking about Jaal's wang
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:21:02 GMT
Oh damn...I just realized Jaal can HAVE THEM ALL, AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Double-corkscrew shaped-barbed snake penises that knott. Done! I have solved it Smut Writers!!! REJOICE!!!
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Post by fadburger on Mar 7, 2017 22:21:28 GMT
I'm still trying to figure out what a dev meant back when he tweeted #shouldthatbepurple in regards to some questionable stuff. I'm still voting for a tongue or Asari nipples. I don't want to think of anything else that color thank you. Well Turians have blue blood, maybe Angarans do too...and you know what THAT means
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 22:23:22 GMT
Who is Jaal's writer again? Cathleen Rootsaert I can't find any sources on her writing Kaidan in ME3 but that's what I've been told. If she did write Kaidan in ME3 I'm going to hang on to that as our best chance for a bi Jaal : P If she didn't let them fuck over m/m squadmate fans in ME3 by making Kaidan bi, then I trust that she won't let us down again.
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 7, 2017 22:24:00 GMT
Oh damn...I just realized Jaal can HAVE THEM ALL, AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Double-corkscrew shaped-barbed snake penises that knott. Done! I have solved it Smut Writers!!! REJOICE!!!
................................................................................ (words can't express myself enough) ... Um, question... how is it you know of these different shapes? :sure: You people have secret lives? You dirty, DIRTY, people!!! A childhood watching the Discovery channel, four years of formal education in the biological sciences, and several more working at a medical school! Voila! Our poor secretary. She's the only normal human being in our department, and she's learned more about bizarre reproductive systems than she ever wanted to
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