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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:00:51 GMT
So, like, what type of penis do you think Jaal will have? And will we even SEE it? *Runs away from thread full speed* Don't worry guys, I got this! So cantdecidename...when an alien doesn't have a visible penis there is only one logical conclusion..... double corkscrew barbed reptile penis that becomes knotted when it finds it way home. Now since we are on the discussion of Angara feet..... gotta wonder what they can use those toes for eh? little banana peeling? some cherry picking? Oh, I KNOW what they use those toes for omgnaughtydirtyme
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:02:22 GMT
Sorry for the large images here but looking at the galaxy map and the map that shows the habitat locations does anyone else think it's probably fair to say that the bioluminescent planet (habitat 5??) probably isn't Aya Aya is near 3.
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Post by fadburger on Mar 8, 2017 20:03:37 GMT
Maybe angara shake feet instead of hands That would make for some interesting first contact protocols! Takes on a whole new meaning to "playing footsies" If you play with his feet, with your hands you can have a thumb war lol
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 8, 2017 20:04:12 GMT
Oh, I KNOW what they use those toes for omgnaughtydirtyme LAUNDRY. Haven't you ever wished you had an extra hand free while balancing laundry baskets? Angara can pick up dropped socks no problem with their opposable toes!
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Post by fadburger on Mar 8, 2017 20:04:19 GMT
Jaal would probably just grab your hand to stop you if you tried to find out. With his foot.He could probably throw you around with his feet. I'd leave them alone... This might be somebody's kink haha
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Post by Salty Drell on Mar 8, 2017 20:05:16 GMT
Takes on a whole new meaning to "playing footsies" If you play with his feet, with your hands you can have a thumb war lol A thumb war with Jaal is an inevitable loss for you, no matter what body part he uses...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:06:23 GMT
Ryder best watch themselves before they wreck themselves around Jaal.
The bloody huge beef mountain can not only pinch you with those feet but they are agile enough to snap an AssRyder's neck.
But all is not lost folks! Those same footsies can also be quite...tender
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Post by Rynnju on Mar 8, 2017 20:07:42 GMT
Jaal Thread: A wholesome place for wholesome folks! Stop on by! Bring your mom!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:07:48 GMT
Oh, I KNOW what they use those toes for omgnaughtydirtyme LAUNDRY. Haven't you ever wished you had an extra hand free while balancing laundry baskets? Angara can pick up dropped socks no problem with their opposable toes! And that's not all Angara can pick up
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Jaal Thread: A wholesome place for wholesome folks! Stop on by! Bring your mom! You read my thoughts!
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Post by Salty Drell on Mar 8, 2017 20:08:26 GMT
Ryder best watch themselves before they wreck themselves around Jaal. The bloody huge beef mountain can not only pinch you with those feet but they are agile enough to snap an AssRyder's neck. But all is not lost folks! Those same footsies can also be quite... tender :amirite: I feel like this applies to any part of Jaal, be nice to him.
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Post by megs80 on Mar 8, 2017 20:10:55 GMT
megs80 I learned to not enter the forest in the Hinterlands if I start the Great Bear claw quest accidentally just. It's just too much! I was lucky, I grind so I'm usually over-levelled. Which incidentally did not help with the Fereldan frostback. I like to complete zones before leaving them...spent an hour fighting that beast only got it down to half health... pegged it out of there, so thankful there was a tent relatively nearby. Live to fight another day .
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Post by bioticdragons on Mar 8, 2017 20:12:02 GMT
Ryder best watch themselves before they wreck themselves around Jaal. The bloody huge beef mountain can not only pinch you with those feet but they are agile enough to snap an AssRyder's neck. But all is not lost folks! Those same footsies can also be quite... tender :amirite: I feel like this applies to any part of Jaal, be nice to him. Is it bad I just had the thought of Jaal giving Ryder a rather.... intense massage with his feet?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:12:51 GMT
megs80 I learned to not enter the forest in the Hinterlands if I start the Great Bear claw quest accidentally just. It's just too much! I was lucky, I grind so I'm usually over-levelled. Which incidentally did not help with the Fereldan frostback. I like to complete zones before leaving them...spent an hour fighting that beast only got it down to half health... pegged it out of there, so thankful there was a tent relatively nearby. Live to fight another day . I remember the bug there and someone even drew a pick of it. Everytime Solas suggested to camp, more and more bears spawned!
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Post by Sable Rhapsody on Mar 8, 2017 20:13:23 GMT
I feel like this applies to any part of Jaal, be nice to him. Is it bad I just had the thought of Jaal giving Ryder a rather.... intense massage with his feet? I...welp...brain short circuiting. Time to break out the Jaal Thread Gif (TM)
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Post by Salty Drell on Mar 8, 2017 20:14:51 GMT
I feel like this applies to any part of Jaal, be nice to him. Is it bad I just had the thought of Jaal giving Ryder a rather.... intense massage with his feet? No i think Jaal would give very good massages.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:15:54 GMT
Ryder best watch themselves before they wreck themselves around Jaal. The bloody huge beef mountain can not only pinch you with those feet but they are agile enough to snap an AssRyder's neck. But all is not lost folks! Those same footsies can also be quite... tender :amirite: I feel like this applies to any part of Jaal, be nice to him. Rules for Ryder when getting close to Jaal: - Can't surprise him when nestled against that glorious bosom. Liable to get lost or broken when he flexes.
- Don't tickle or poke the Abs of Sizzle. Also liable to get consumed or snapped like a twig.
- Those feet...Basically another pair of ginormous hands. DO NOT try playing footsies or ask him to palpate anything with those leg weapons.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:17:02 GMT
I feel like this applies to any part of Jaal, be nice to him. Rules for Ryder when getting close to Jaal: - Can't surprise him when nestled against that glorious bosom. Liable to get lost or broken when he flexes.
- Don't tickle or poke the Abs of Sizzle. Also liable to get consumed or snapped like a twig.
- Those feet...Basically another pair of ginormous hands. DO NOT try playing footsies or ask him to palpate anything with those leg weapons.
And he... from the leak... oh Ryder is gonna die in that scene!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:20:57 GMT
An OT question but, how do you add gifs and spoilers? I want to add gifs and spoilers. Well, Gifs really.
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Post by elanor on Mar 8, 2017 20:21:38 GMT
I was out with my cousin for a bit. I would like to read all pages that I missed but I'm too tired. Goodnight everyone!
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Post by Salty Drell on Mar 8, 2017 20:21:58 GMT
I feel like this applies to any part of Jaal, be nice to him. Rules for Ryder when getting close to Jaal: - Can't surprise him when nestled against that glorious bosom. Liable to get lost or broken when he flexes.
- Don't tickle or poke the Abs of Sizzle. Also liable to get consumed or snapped like a twig.
- Those feet...Basically another pair of ginormous hands. DO NOT try playing footsies or ask him to palpate anything with those leg weapons.
Lost between his pecs and consumed by his abs? Now you're just tempting me to break the rules...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:22:06 GMT
@arshesnei you don't know it yet but you just ruined something very beautiful! Salty Drell hey you guys did that to me!
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Post by Salty Drell on Mar 8, 2017 20:24:32 GMT
@arshesnei you don't know it yet but you just ruined something very beautiful! Salty Drell hey you guys did that to me! And what an honour it was for you...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2017 20:25:38 GMT
@arshesnei you don't know it yet but you just ruined something very beautiful! Salty Drell hey you guys did that to me! And what an honour it was for you... Being smothered by pecs and abs, while tied up? Yeah quite an honor! Which users were they anyways? @cantdecidename I'm guessing it's the same as adding an image? It's the picture icon.
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Post by Pon.ee on Mar 8, 2017 20:25:59 GMT
I FOUND HIM
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