The Character Romance thread (Official)

My job here is done.

I mean if this thread goes from shitposting to dick posting, I can only say it would be a nice change of pace.

To be honest there is still so many issues with the game that I could see them putting romances on a lower priority for fixing.

Well the M/M situation was said to be "fixed" in the first two months in the Path Ahead blog post, and those two months are almost up I believe? Unless there's still another month, depends on their definition of those first two months I guess.

Either way, I have no hopes and I would really suggest for everyone waiting for the improvements to keep your expectations at the very lowest they can be.

I believe it was posted around 5 weeks ago or so.

Either way the list of stuff they have under "in the next two months" is so big that I doubt they'll manage to get all of it in by the end of two months. It certainly wont all be in tomorrow's patch.

It wasn't planned for day one release. It was probably part of an early dlc pack they were going to sell-till shit hit the fan.   

Now they should release all dlc for free, it's only fair after this shit show.

I'm having a hard time realistically envisioning what they could be. The only thing I can come up with at the moment is a lower cut shirt or something.

None of the female NPCs I've observed have a full coverage dress, but perhaps there will be some drapy, flowing fabric things, like on Jaal's poncho.

Despite the coziness of the hoodie, part of the reason I stick with the default outfit is because of the forearms -- I'm basically a Victorian grasping for anything, over here -- so I hope there is some more skin.

I'm not convinced the game even has a main villain.

I think random Kett just walked onto the screen at different times and we assumed they were always the same person.

I swear for game that hits you over with the head with "Genocide and colonialism is wrong!" the kett are used as nothing more than convenient bad guys that the player doesn't have to feel bad about mowing down constantly. They have no friends, family, or emotions besides be evil.

They might as well have been zombies.

IMO this gets into the "show, don't tell" problem with...well...storytelling in BioWare's recent games.  The game shows me kett as zombies.  They are still individuals, but they're all genocidal and violent.  Then it tells me via codex entries that some kett remember their previous lives, express self-doubt, and that there are even client races in the kett empire.  But once again, what the game shows me sticks more than what the game tells me 

CC is VERY limited, you're basically stuck nudging things around and are stuck with how the present face looked like. It's really bad. :/

You should be able to pick the face shape, eye/nose/mouth shape...