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Post by Dirk on May 16, 2017 4:12:11 GMT
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 16, 2017 4:12:33 GMT
Señor oscuro del foro The Dark Lord has a one meter dick, I can tell :gasp:
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Post by Nightscrawl on May 16, 2017 4:13:41 GMT
Well if any of you were looking for the answer to asari, Seth MacFarlane might have what you're looking for: We now return you to your regularly scheduled potato memes I'm a Trek fan. I saw this and am looking forward to it. I do have a concern that they will resort to gay jokes with that guy. But, maybe not. Seth MacFarlane is insane over Star Trek, so maybe he won't be crass with it.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 4:15:01 GMT
OH my, Spanish dick talk? is that what it's come to? I guess I will have to brush up on my language skills the HARD way.
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Post by dhalion on May 16, 2017 4:16:13 GMT
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Post by Dirk on May 16, 2017 4:19:19 GMT
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Post by Crim on May 16, 2017 4:20:32 GMT
OH my, Spanish dick talk? is that what it's come to? I guess I will have to brush up on my language skills the HARD way.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 4:20:36 GMT
wait did the dark lord meme too hard at any point? I think I'm catching on now.
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Post by dhalion on May 16, 2017 4:20:46 GMT
The Dark Lord has a one meter dick, I can tell :gasp: 39 pulgadas :gasp:
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 16, 2017 4:22:42 GMT
The Dark Lord has a one meter dick, I can tell :gasp: 39 pulgadas :gasp:
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Post by dhalion on May 16, 2017 4:24:14 GMT
Pegarme más duro, papi!
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 4:25:06 GMT
The Dark Lord has a one meter dick, I can tell :gasp: 39 pulgadas :gasp: Lies!
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Post by dhalion on May 16, 2017 4:26:32 GMT
wait did the dark lord meme too hard at any point? I think I'm catching on now. Espero que no hable español because I am memeing him so hard right now
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Post by Crim on May 16, 2017 4:29:18 GMT
*throws potatoes*
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Post by dhalion on May 16, 2017 4:30:03 GMT
*throws potatoes* I don't speak Spanish either
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 4:32:14 GMT
wait did the dark lord meme too hard at any point? I think I'm catching on now. Espero que no hable español because I am memeing him so hard right now He'll probably spank you like he's yo Daddy.
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 16, 2017 4:33:07 GMT
Me voy a dormir chavalines, os quiero a casi todos, están piando los pájaros fuera, soy un jodido vampiro I just cursed all of you, straight people are gays now and lgtbq people are even more gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sorrynotsorry
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Post by Dirk on May 16, 2017 4:33:59 GMT
Me voy a dormir chavalines, os quiero a casi todos, están piando los pájaros fuera, soy un jodido vampiro I just cursed all of you, straight people are gays now and lgtbq people are even more gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sorrynotsorry Good night!
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Post by dhalion on May 16, 2017 4:34:07 GMT
Me voy a dormir chavalines, os quiero a casi todos, están piando los pájaros fuera, soy un jodido vampiro I just cursed all of you, straight people are gays now and lgtbq people are even more gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sorrynotsorry Good night
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Post by lauratsoni on May 16, 2017 4:34:52 GMT
there may or may not be f/f things of a particular nature under this spoiler cut. On Eos, the sun is a painful constant. Even after they’ve cleared the radiation, there’s a burning quality to the dust, and landscape, the air. They feel it even inside the Nomad, as they’re rolling across barren fields, hunting down the kett, digging them up from their footholds. Ryder leans back in the driver’s seat and squints her eyes against the raging sun as she listens to Liam and Vetra bicker, or picks up the latest intel from Sam. The view cascades in shades of red and the heat sinks deep; this is a world on fire.
At night, though. At night, it gets cooler, sweeter.
Vetra’s fingers are heavy on her hips. She spends a lot of time thinking about those fingers; their length, their girth, the claws… Ryder’s become accustomed to the sight and sound of Vetra filing them down, sitting at the foot of her bed while Ryder takes care of paperwork or pathfinding duties or teases Scott over vidmail about his giant crush on Dr. Carlyle. Vetra always does it with this little smirk, like she knows exactly what Ryder is thinking. And she does.
Tonight, they’re on the roof of Eos’ science centre. (“Exhibitionist,” Vetra had teased with a slow, curling laugh, but agreed anyway.) Ryder lies back against the blanket, and Vetra’s fingers are heavy on her hips.
It’s cool, but not cold; the climate regulators keep away the worst of the desert chill. Ryder’s nipples are pricking up anyway; she lost her shirt minutes ago, and her panties are making a long slow slide down her thighs, courtesy of those self-same fingers. The tips are rough, and she can’t help but shiver.
“What’s that look about?” she asks with a smile, seeing Vetra’s mandibles quiver.
She shakes her head. “Nothing. I just… I can feel… what did you call it again, when your flesh makes those little pinpricks?”
She trails the tips of her claws up and down Ryder’s thighs again, and she trembles.
“Goosebumps,” she manages to say.
“Goosebumps,” Vetra repeats, almost fondly. “I love that. It’s so weird. They look nothing like birds.”
Ryder chuckles, her breath coming faster. Vetra has tossed her underwear over her shoulder. “Always glad to entertain.”
“You’re more than entertainment to me,” Vetra says sincerely, kissing her thigh. “The things I’m going to do…”
Ryder comes over with a full body flush, heat slinging low in her belly like she’d stolen it from the sun. The roughness of Vetra’s voice when she talks like that, the feel of her against her skin… she’s never going to get used to it.”
“What are you going to do?” she says, voice tightening up.
Vetra’s mandibles quirk up, and she gives Ryder a heavy lidded look.
“I’ll tell you what. I’m going to take this potato… and ROAST IT AY LMAO.”
“Oh Vetra, I… wait what.”
SRY I GOT LAZY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 4:36:25 GMT
Me voy a dormir chavalines, os quiero a casi todos, están piando los pájaros fuera, soy un jodido vampiro I just cursed all of you, straight people are gays now and lgtbq people are even more gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sorrynotsorry I mean every time I see one of your pictures, I am reminded that I could never love a woman. So it's clear dick magic is going on already.
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Post by Trilobite Derby on May 16, 2017 4:37:17 GMT
-escuchando como siempre.... en espanol-
Yeah, I'm still too keyboard-dumb to use my accents right. And my spelling is significantly worse than my verbal anyway.
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Post by dhalion on May 16, 2017 4:39:09 GMT
Oh shit, he's awake
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Post by lauratsoni on May 16, 2017 4:41:31 GMT
Me voy a dormir chavalines, os quiero a casi todos, están piando los pájaros fuera, soy un jodido vampiro I just cursed all of you, straight people are gays now and lgtbq people are even more gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sorrynotsorry i'm glad to see you're using your spanish powers for good :gentleman:
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Post by Crim on May 16, 2017 4:52:11 GMT
Me voy a dormir chavalines, os quiero a casi todos, están piando los pájaros fuera, soy un jodido vampiro I just cursed all of you, straight people are gays now and lgtbq people are even more gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sorrynotsorry
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