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Post by gaycaravaggio on May 19, 2017 3:36:40 GMT
I want to go back to the 1950s when things were simpler, and when women were total Ladies who didn't talk back and be mean to men. When everyone was so nice to eachother like on Leave It To Beaver! Don't worry I love The Gays! Dorian is my fave; so jealous I couldn't romance him. I totally want you guys to have equal treatment. I love my ladies and my gay friends; if you think my values are at odds, then YOU are the hateful one! However, I just don't think characters like Cullen or Jaal should be gay because they're so traditional. Everyone knows gay dudes are all flaming, promiscuous drama queens who constantly struggle with homophobia. Hell I don't think I've ever known a happy gay couple. They all die on TV, right, so it only makes sense if that's real life too. But also TV isn't accurate because everyone thinks men should treat girls like shit and not like the pure ladies they are. Romance is dead, right, ladies? Did I go too far?
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 3:37:07 GMT
Hmm what's going on here? I really love Javik in the Citadel DLC. He reminds me of a sexy Green Jaal.
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 3:39:44 GMT
I want to go back to the 1950s when things were simpler, and when women were total Ladies who didn't talk back and be mean to men. When everyone was so nice to eachother like on Leave It To Beaver! Don't worry I love The Gays! Dorian is my fave; so jealous I couldn't romance him. I totally want you guys to have equal treatment. I love my ladies and my gay friends; if you think my values are at odds, then YOU are the hateful one! However, I just don't think characters like Cullen or Jaal should be gay because they're so traditional. Everyone knows gay dudes are all flaming, promiscuous drama queens who constantly struggle with homophobia. Hell I don't think I've ever known a happy gay couple. They all die on TV, right, so it only makes sense if that's real life too. But also TV isn't accurate because everyone thinks men should treat girls like shit and not like the pure ladies they are. Romance is dead, right, ladies? Did I go too far? Hmm what's going on here? I really love Javik in the Citadel DLC. He reminds me of a sexy Green Jaal. Real talk, I would have loved Javik to eat me raw
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 3:39:46 GMT
I want to go back to the 1950s when things were simpler, and when women were total Ladies who didn't talk back and be mean to men. When everyone was so nice to eachother like on Leave It To Beaver! Don't worry I love The Gays! Dorian is my fave; so jealous I couldn't romance him. I totally want you guys to have equal treatment. I love my ladies and my gay friends; if you think my values are at odds, then YOU are the hateful one! However, I just don't think characters like Cullen or Jaal should be gay because they're so traditional. Everyone knows gay dudes are all flaming, promiscuous drama queens who constantly struggle with homophobia. Hell I don't think I've ever known a happy gay couple. They all die on TV, right, so it only makes sense if that's real life too. But also TV isn't accurate because everyone thinks men should treat girls like shit and not like the pure ladies they are. Romance is dead, right, ladies? Did I go too far? You are totally reading my mind! I think we'll always be the best friends. Lets make this thread a safe haven where everyone can post. Just as long as they don't talk about anything besides how straight Jaal is.
(you went just right distance dearest!)
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Post by dhalion on May 19, 2017 3:40:58 GMT
I want to go back to the 1950s when things were simpler, and when women were total Ladies who didn't talk back and be mean to men. When everyone was so nice to eachother like on Leave It To Beaver! Don't worry I love The Gays! Dorian is my fave; so jealous I couldn't romance him. I totally want you guys to have equal treatment. I love my ladies and my gay friends; if you think my values are at odds, then YOU are the hateful one! However, I just don't think characters like Cullen or Jaal should be gay because they're so traditional. Everyone knows gay dudes are all flaming, promiscuous drama queens who constantly struggle with homophobia. Hell I don't think I've ever known a happy gay couple. They all die on TV, right, so it only makes sense if that's real life too. But also TV isn't accurate because everyone thinks men should treat girls like shit and not like the pure ladies they are. Romance is dead, right, ladies? Did I go too far? TV is ruining women these days, all that sex and violence. They should be pure as potatoes.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 3:42:00 GMT
I want to go back to the 1950s when things were simpler, and when women were total Ladies who didn't talk back and be mean to men. When everyone was so nice to eachother like on Leave It To Beaver! Don't worry I love The Gays! Dorian is my fave; so jealous I couldn't romance him. I totally want you guys to have equal treatment. I love my ladies and my gay friends; if you think my values are at odds, then YOU are the hateful one! However, I just don't think characters like Cullen or Jaal should be gay because they're so traditional. Everyone knows gay dudes are all flaming, promiscuous drama queens who constantly struggle with homophobia. Hell I don't think I've ever known a happy gay couple. They all die on TV, right, so it only makes sense if that's real life too. But also TV isn't accurate because everyone thinks men should treat girls like shit and not like the pure ladies they are. Romance is dead, right, ladies? Did I go too far? I really love Javik in the Citadel DLC. He reminds me of a sexy Green Jaal. Real talk, I would have loved Javik to eat me raw OH I know, you gay men really only care about sex after all. You wouldn't enjoy Jaal's romance at all. He picks you up and twirls you around. It would not look good for Scott at all! He would never want to be romanced in an old fashioned sweet romance. He's all about butt sex and #prettygoodbangin
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Post by gaycaravaggio on May 19, 2017 3:42:21 GMT
I want to go back to the 1950s when things were simpler, and when women were total Ladies who didn't talk back and be mean to men. When everyone was so nice to eachother like on Leave It To Beaver! Don't worry I love The Gays! Dorian is my fave; so jealous I couldn't romance him. I totally want you guys to have equal treatment. I love my ladies and my gay friends; if you think my values are at odds, then YOU are the hateful one! However, I just don't think characters like Cullen or Jaal should be gay because they're so traditional. Everyone knows gay dudes are all flaming, promiscuous drama queens who constantly struggle with homophobia. Hell I don't think I've ever known a happy gay couple. They all die on TV, right, so it only makes sense if that's real life too. But also TV isn't accurate because everyone thinks men should treat girls like shit and not like the pure ladies they are. Romance is dead, right, ladies? Did I go too far? You are totally reading my mind! I think we'll always be the best friends. Lets make this thread a safe haven where everyone can post. Just as long as they don't talk about anything besides how straight Jaal is.
(you went just right distance dearest!)
Ex-act-ily it hurts my feelings when fake fans are so unhappy with the finished product and giving the devs abuse over twitter. Bioware put their blood, sweat, and tears into making this game. I guess they just don't love Bioware enough. Well, more for me and my friends, the true Bioware fans who can appreciate something written just for the LADIES.
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Post by Suaimhneas on May 19, 2017 3:44:24 GMT
Oh my god
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Post by dhalion on May 19, 2017 3:45:01 GMT
Real talk, I would have loved Javik to eat me raw OH I know, you gay men really only care about sex after all. You wouldn't enjoy Jaal's romance at all. He picks you up and twirls you around. It would not look good for Scott at all! He would never want to be romanced in an old fashioned sweet romance. He's all about butt sex and #prettygoodbangin Men only care about sex. Just sex all day, no romance. Only special men like Jaal care about putting women first.
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Post by Crim on May 19, 2017 3:45:47 GMT
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Post by Aurora on May 19, 2017 3:46:47 GMT
we are just talking about how perfect Jaal is and how he is such an old fashioned gentleman and how men would just hate his romance.
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Post by Dirk on May 19, 2017 3:46:56 GMT
Sex is totally overrated.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 3:46:58 GMT
OH I know, you gay men really only care about sex after all. You wouldn't enjoy Jaal's romance at all. He picks you up and twirls you around. It would not look good for Scott at all! He would never want to be romanced in an old fashioned sweet romance. He's all about butt sex and #prettygoodbangin Men only care about sex. Just sex all day, no romance. Only special men like Jaal care about putting women first. I know. I've had a lot..like a looooottt...I mean more then 1 gay friend. I talk to them in pm's a lot, and I know they are hurting, cause they only send me sad dick pics. You can tell they are sad by the winking.
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Post by Dirk on May 19, 2017 3:50:12 GMT
Reyes is also a terrible person, btw.
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Post by gaycaravaggio on May 19, 2017 3:53:08 GMT
Reyes is also a terrible person, btw. Reyes is such a HORRIBLE man who is the absolute worst, so unlike my pure beautiful asari wife who would never *gasp* wink at anyone or betray anyone because she is flawless and pure just like my other video game wives.
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Post by Trilobite Derby on May 19, 2017 3:54:58 GMT
...Is it April 1rst in this thread or something?
Were y'all messing with the timeline again?
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Post by Aurora on May 19, 2017 3:56:29 GMT
Remember guys, I am exactly like Sara, she is basically like me in real life, and so Jaal is pretty much my husband.
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Post by Suaimhneas on May 19, 2017 3:56:34 GMT
...Is it April 1rst in this thread or something? Were y'all messing with the timeline again?
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Post by kestrel on May 19, 2017 3:56:53 GMT
I heard 'eat me raw' adn I was summoned.
also I have no idea what's going on but I'm still alive.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 3:57:11 GMT
Reyes is also a terrible person, btw. Reyes is such a HORRIBLE man who is the absolute worst, so unlike my pure beautiful asari wife who would never *gasp* wink at anyone or betray anyone because she is flawless and pure just like my other video game wives. I feel bad for gay players, cause he's so much harder to romance as Scott. He's really into Sarah, but Scott has to really go out of his way and talk to him and everything. Sara just has to walk in the room and stuff starts happening. I have to avoid that whole planet unless I remember to take Jaal with me to keep my purity in check. I know we will have a really romantic lake scene soon.
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Post by Aurora on May 19, 2017 3:57:56 GMT
I think it would be best if they just make a new squad mate in the dlc to shut them all up. It can be a really great bisexual guy with copy paste romance scene for the ungrateful gays. It's more then they deserve, but I'm an ally! We straight women never get a decent romance! If anything, the new DLC romance should be another straight alien. yes straight women had horrible choices in the OT. Thank goodness we had Garrus, our one saving grace!
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 3:58:05 GMT
...Is it April 1rst in this thread or something? Were y'all messing with the timeline again?
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Post by dhalion on May 19, 2017 3:58:32 GMT
Remember guys, I am exactly like Sara, she is basically like me in real life, and so Jaal is pretty much my husband. Jaal is so obsessed with a certain part of me... I mean Sara! Teehee!
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 3:59:42 GMT
...Is it April 1rst in this thread or something? Were y'all messing with the timeline again? I trust you.
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 4:00:32 GMT
I trust you.
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