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Post by dhalion on May 19, 2017 4:35:49 GMT
Oh, Jaal! OH! Muy grande...
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Post by kestrel on May 19, 2017 4:40:14 GMT
Seriously though, someone contextualize this for me please. ;_; I'll be good. What's your favorite part of the Jaal romance?
Wait don't answer! It's a trick question, because it's all perfect!
Not the fandom. Sorry, totally legitimate and real fangirl.
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Post by Dirk on May 19, 2017 4:41:58 GMT
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 4:46:11 GMT
Seriously though, someone contextualize this for me please. ;_; I'll be good.
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Post by kestrel on May 19, 2017 4:47:13 GMT
Seriously though, someone contextualize this for me please. ;_; I'll be good. Nooo I got the shade. But please, send me more Latrice GIFs.
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Post by Dirk on May 19, 2017 4:52:24 GMT
I have a friend who has a cousin. That cousin happens to be neighbors with a cat that was once ran over by the mailman who delivered my copy of Mass Effect Andromeda. That friend told me-and she has no reason to lie-that Jaal will be heavily featured in the next DLC. I would tell you more, but it's really complicated.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 4:54:32 GMT
I have a friend who has a cousin. That cousin happens to be neighbors with a cat that was once ran over by the mailman who delivered my copy of Mass Effect Andromeda. That friend told me-and she has no reason to lie-that Jaal will be heavily featured in the next DLC. I would tell you more, but it's really complicated. Hahahaha, holy shit, that is awesome.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on May 19, 2017 4:57:40 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:02:24 GMT
I'll have you know I have long chats with Bioware devs ON THE DAILY. PM me if you want to know more MEA secrets! I would but my husband Jaal says women shouldn't keep secret conversations with people they aren't married to. Is your husband Slow!Jaal or Fast!Jaal? Do you even have Fast!Baby yet? Fast!Jaal has Fast!Baby Fast!
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Post by Obiwancomeblowme on May 19, 2017 5:05:22 GMT
This is like watching one of those celebrity roasts.
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 5:12:14 GMT
:gasp:
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:13:01 GMT
The usual stuff that ladies enjoy. Meal planning, child raising, and animal husbandry.
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Post by Joey on May 19, 2017 5:16:12 GMT
Poor Jaal, abused by terrible ladies. I want to protect him.
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Post by gaycaravaggio on May 19, 2017 5:17:37 GMT
Poor Jaal, abused by terrible ladies, I want to protect him. I love this whole gay-version-of-90s-sitcom aesthetic you got going on.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:19:21 GMT
Is your husband Slow!Jaal or Fast!Jaal? Do you even have Fast!Baby yet? Fast!Jaal has Fast!Baby Fast! There's only one true Jaal, and he's my husband. That's what really matters.
-stomps off-
Nah, if you don't have Fast!Baby your husband is Slow!Jaal. Slow!Jaal too slow for sex. Slow!Jaal tinker with regular poncho, Slow!Jaal can't put poncho back together again, Slow!Jaal make Rofjinn. Slow!Jaal!
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Post by SecondLight on May 19, 2017 5:30:56 GMT
Has this been posted yet, do I get to do it this time
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Post by Dirk on May 19, 2017 5:32:31 GMT
Fast Jaal coming for you (no homo)
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Post by dhalion on May 19, 2017 5:35:52 GMT
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 5:37:17 GMT
Fast Jaal coming for you (no homo) fastest angara alive!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:37:21 GMT
Has this been posted yet, do I get to do it this time
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:40:51 GMT
Husband is demanding I kiss him the French way! I must comply! He asks for French Kisses? Bad!Jaal. Impure!Jaal. NotOldFashioned!Jaal. #SarahsPleasureOnly
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Post by pessimistpanda on May 19, 2017 5:47:20 GMT
He asks for French Kisses? Bad!Jaal. Impure!Jaal. NotOldFashioned!Jaal. #SarahsPleasureOnly He does so much for me! Too much. He allows me to breath, to cook for him, bare his children, and he gets me a nice hat once a month if I don't burn the bread. I almost got one last time. Those darn gas ovens are tricky! Once, I mixed my Jaal's martini wrong, and he only slapped me twice.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:49:13 GMT
He does so much for me! Too much. He allows me to breath, to cook for him, bare his children, and he gets me a nice hat once a month if I don't burn the bread. I almost got one last time. Those darn gas ovens are tricky! Once, I mixed my Jaal's martini wrong, and he only slapped me twice. Was it Fast!Slap or Slow!Slap?
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