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Post by dhalion on May 19, 2017 5:49:55 GMT
He does so much for me! Too much. He allows me to breath, to cook for him, bare his children, and he gets me a nice hat once a month if I don't burn the bread. I almost got one last time. Those darn gas ovens are tricky! Once, I mixed my Jaal's martini wrong, and he only slapped me twice. What a gentleman!
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Post by pessimistpanda on May 19, 2017 5:50:12 GMT
Once, I mixed my Jaal's martini wrong, and he only slapped me twice. Was it Fast!Slap or Slow!Slap? Slow!Slap, THEN Fast!Slap.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 5:56:13 GMT
Was it Fast!Slap or Slow!Slap? Slow!Slap, THEN Fast!Slap. Awww, that's so sweet and old fashioned. Swoon.
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Post by Nightscrawl on May 19, 2017 7:31:00 GMT
Seriously though, someone contextualize this for me please. ;_; I'll be good. I'm too busy being traumatized by those horrific Disney gifs.
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Post by BansheeOwnage on May 19, 2017 7:33:17 GMT
In all seriousness, I think I threw up a little in my mouth. SAM is creepy enough as-is. Ugh. I wish there were more options for dialogue with SAM if you're in a romance. There is a single bit where he asks you about your "romantic attachment," but that's all*. I have a lot of questions about it. I have quite a few questions about SAM that I wish I could ask him. Thinking as Scott, my initial reaction is to think "this is private." On the other hand, I also know that SAM isn't human, and so doesn't think of these things like a person would. It would be an added opportunity to add to SAM as a character in the game, and also provide more roleplay for the PC. * For the Gil romance, anyway. I know some of the other romances have mentions of SAM as part of banter, or even the love scene, as with Cora. I only had that conversation as well. To be honest, SAM as a whole is a missed roleplaying opportunity. I hate how you have basically no moments where you can actually comment on the symbiotic relationship you have, and especially whether it's something you even want. Best you can do is tell Drack you're not overly thrilled at one point. If I had my way, I'd be saying that after the current crisis is over, I'd be trying to find a way to remove SAM. But that'll never happen.I'm not a Luddite or anti AI or anything, I actually find them fascinating. But having another entity (AI or otherwise) always in your head, with you at all times is beyond creepy. No privacy, no time alone, ever. It's a violation of your being, and I get legitimately sick to my stomach if I think about it too much. Not sure I've been so grossed out at a concept since the oddly similar synthesis ending in ME3. Well done, Mass Effect? Anyway, I can disconnect SAM when I want and no one can tell me otherwise LALALALALA That is categorically incorrect! ...Is it April 1rst in this thread or something? Were y'all messing with the timeline again?2017 is weird. I think it's already been April Fool's a few times. I mean, just a few days ago we got that Blasto outfit, for one thing. also I have no idea what's going on but I'm still alive. Hey. *Chokes on chips* Poor Jaal, abused by terrible ladies. I want to protect him. I'd say you were way too good at those face-paste gifs, but that's impossible. So... is this what happens when the thread slows down? Because wow. It's... something.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 10:24:36 GMT
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Post by Joey on May 19, 2017 16:00:55 GMT
"Joey help! She's here!"
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 16:04:02 GMT
"Joey help! She's here!"
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 16:14:06 GMT
Are you sure you're gaying hard enough? Have you checked your gayness levels are at maximum gay. Keep gaying in Jaal's direction and you'll be fine. Jaal clearly loves cock. Partly out of fascination since angara dont have them. I felt really bad for that angara we see getting exalted. Not only is this horrible thing about to happen, but he's hanging there naked. Poor guy. And he doesnt have a dick. What man doesnt have a dick, apart from potatoes they dont have dicks of course. Unless angara have more than 2 genders. Would make them the first alien apart from asari to not be bigendered. Hanar are depatable i suppose. But humans, turians, salarians, krogan etc all have 2 genders.
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Post by lilyenachaos on May 19, 2017 16:15:41 GMT
He most definitely has a dick. It's just invisible, and only appears for playtime. :amirite:
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Post by Joey on May 19, 2017 16:35:31 GMT
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Post by kestrel on May 19, 2017 17:21:34 GMT
I felt really bad for that angara we see getting exalted. Not only is this horrible thing about to happen, but he's hanging there naked. Poor guy. And he doesnt have a dick. What man doesnt have a dick, apart from potatoes they dont have dicks of course. Unless angara have more than 2 genders. Would make them the first alien apart from asari to not be bigendered. Hanar are depatable i suppose. But humans, turians, salarians, krogan etc all have 2 genders. I could have sworn there's a conversation you can overhear between an agara and an asari where the angara says they have five genders.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 17:23:44 GMT
And he doesnt have a dick. What man doesnt have a dick, apart from potatoes they dont have dicks of course. Unless angara have more than 2 genders. Would make them the first alien apart from asari to not be bigendered. Hanar are depatable i suppose. But humans, turians, salarians, krogan etc all have 2 genders. I could have sworn there's a conversation you can overhear between an agara and an asari where the angara says they have five genders. Five? Oh no the angara are species 8472 in disguise. We must flee.
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Post by fadburger on May 19, 2017 17:25:26 GMT
And he doesnt have a dick. What man doesnt have a dick, apart from potatoes they dont have dicks of course. Unless angara have more than 2 genders. Would make them the first alien apart from asari to not be bigendered. Hanar are depatable i suppose. But humans, turians, salarians, krogan etc all have 2 genders. I could have sworn there's a conversation you can overhear between an agara and an asari where the angara says they have five genders. I know there is the one in the cultural center where they say they have a ton of pronouns at least:
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 17:33:43 GMT
I could have sworn there's a conversation you can overhear between an agara and an asari where the angara says they have five genders. I know there is the one in the cultural center where they say they have a ton of pronouns at least: Bet he frequents angara tumblr.
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Post by fadburger on May 19, 2017 17:36:00 GMT
I know there is the one in the cultural center where they say they have a ton of pronouns at least: Bet he frequents angara tumblr. Now I'm wondering what kind of memes they have...
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Post by SofaJockey on May 19, 2017 17:47:49 GMT
A few thoughts... Free speech is not 'unlimited' on BSN, we have standards of tolerance to balance with the sharing of views. This is also a thread for the discussion of character romance, not to have a fight or to pick on people. I'm locking this temporarily to do some tidying up, which is hard to accomplish when the thread is open. In the meantime, please enjoy some music... ok, opening it up again... By all means, please discuss Character Romance, but we're not going to burn the thread down. If anyone wants to debate the recent temp lock, very happy to discuss by PM. dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/87106516/disperse.gif
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 18:19:49 GMT
As someone who plays as iron bull's bottom bitch mage bloke i approve
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 18:21:04 GMT
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Post by Suaimhneas on May 19, 2017 18:21:39 GMT
A few thoughts... Free speech is not 'unlimited' on BSN, we have standards of tolerance to balance with the sharing of views.
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Post by kestrel on May 19, 2017 18:22:50 GMT
I could have sworn there's a conversation you can overhear between an agara and an asari where the angara says they have five genders. I know there is the one in the cultural center where they say they have a ton of pronouns at least: This is probably what I'm thinking of, whoops.
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Post by Davrin's boobs on May 19, 2017 18:23:37 GMT
Where is the chantry in BSN? Anders asked me
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Post by SofaJockey on May 19, 2017 18:32:52 GMT
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Post by Dirk on May 19, 2017 18:34:09 GMT
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Post by Joey on May 19, 2017 18:42:59 GMT
Ok Gamble, we've got plenty of evidence.
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