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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2017 4:33:16 GMT
What are some of your fucked up moments in your life? Here is my biggest one I can think of. Before you read this: Please don't judge me... Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm drunk so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started to give me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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Post by Dobby on Jan 31, 2017 4:37:18 GMT
I stole a treasure troll from a classmates backpack back in second grade.
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Post by Lorn on Jan 31, 2017 4:53:00 GMT
The entire politics thread.
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Jan 31, 2017 7:08:03 GMT
I usually play ME3 Multiplayer on PS3 but when it finally got released on the Xbox one, I wanted to restart it there so I could play with my Xbox buddies as well but ofc... I had to start from scratch as level 1 noob lol, so one day while waiting for Gecko, I joined several lobby's but EVERYONE gave me the [X] , which means OUT (for those of you who doesn't know), they kicked me out!! and it was lobby after lobby, just because I was starting from scratch again, they didn't know I was already familiar with the game lol. But fuck it was FRUSTRATING!!!
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Post by themikefest on Jan 31, 2017 13:04:31 GMT
nevermind
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jan 31, 2017 14:37:46 GMT
I was undressed and about to step into my good warm shower when suddenly the mother of all locusts flew through the opened window to land on my belly. Before I even realized what was going on it started to bite me really good. In shock I slapped that fucking palm-sized insect away from me and across the room. It did a pretty good job, I bled from multiple holes. That was really weird. In grand tales it is always said the hero saw an eagle, a white wolf or a snake and it was an sign of the gods, or an omen for an upcoming battle. Well, I got bitten by a giant green locust when I was naked.
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Post by Patricia on Jan 31, 2017 14:59:33 GMT
I was undressed and about to step into my good warm shower when suddenly the mother of all locusts flew through the opened window to land on my belly. Before I even realized what was going on it started to bite me really good. In shock I slapped that fucking palm-sized insect away from me and across the room. It did a pretty good job, I bled from multiple holes. That was really weird. In grand tales it is always said the hero saw an eagle, a white wolf or a snake and it was an sign of the gods, or an omen for an upcoming battle. Well, I got bitten by a giant green locust when I was naked. Was it the size of this one because if it was it's a miracle you're still alive.
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Post by Orpheon on Jan 31, 2017 16:12:23 GMT
i kissed a girl
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Post by flyingsquirrel on Jan 31, 2017 16:22:05 GMT
I can only think of a couple "fucked up" moments, though I have some amusingly odd ones that I might post later.
One was during the summer when I was home from college - our neighbors' marriage was going through a really rough patch, and I guess they'd had a big fight and she had come over to our house in tears to talk to my mom. In the middle of all this, a high school friend of mine - who seemed to find it amusing to drop in on people announced for random reasons - rang the doorbell asking...if he could use my phone book. Apparently he and his girlfriend were driving around and decided they wanted to go to an Asian restaurant, and noticing that they were in my neighborhood, decided they might as well drop in to borrow my phone book and call a restaurant. (This was in the pre-smartphone era.)
I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to tell him and his girlfriend what was going on, but I also wasn't sure if the woman's husband was going to come to our house to continue whatever argument they were having, and I was also a little annoyed with my friend for dropping in for such a trivial reason. So I ushered them into a room to use the phone and then not-so-subtly hinted that they should leave once they were done. Fortunately her husband didn't come to our house, and they eventually worked out their marital issues, but it was definitely one of those "this is weird on multiple levels and I have no idea what the 'proper' thing to do is" moments.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jan 31, 2017 16:25:14 GMT
I was undressed and about to step into my good warm shower when suddenly the mother of all locusts flew through the opened window to land on my belly. Before I even realized what was going on it started to bite me really good. In shock I slapped that fucking palm-sized insect away from me and across the room. It did a pretty good job, I bled from multiple holes. That was really weird. In grand tales it is always said the hero saw an eagle, a white wolf or a snake and it was an sign of the gods, or an omen for an upcoming battle. Well, I got bitten by a giant green locust when I was naked. Was it the size of this one because if it was it's a miracle you're still alive. *Gets terrible PTSD flashbacks*
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Post by Lavochkin on Jan 31, 2017 21:02:33 GMT
One of my biggest WTF moments in my life was when I was walking home past some stores close to my house wheen some shirtless "anglo" with a swastika tattoo on his left breast called me "[insert N word] boy". I'd never would've thought i'd come across something like that in my hometown given it's latin american dominated demographics.
I've been in the deep south several times and never came across anything like that before, heck, i even had a local young hunnie there try to strike up convo with me(which caught me off guard).
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Post by Darth Dennis on Jan 31, 2017 23:17:36 GMT
Finally, a chance to use this!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2017 2:02:13 GMT
my entire life is one long WTF moment
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Feb 1, 2017 2:07:49 GMT
my entire life is one long WTF moment Join the club. Most recently, I was stuck for 2 extra days in a far away city in a snowstorm because my anti-lock brakes went off and I did not know what it was. So I took the thing to a shop and the guy took forever. I had to burn extra time.
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Post by Phantom on Feb 1, 2017 2:34:48 GMT
stay frosty, BSN....you weird fuckers
Now for Popcorn....for I approve of this thread.
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Post by Galactic Runner on Feb 11, 2017 0:25:56 GMT
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Post by Cyonan on Feb 11, 2017 3:09:16 GMT
That entire gif, and the commercial that it's from.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 11, 2017 3:12:36 GMT
That entire gif, and the commercial that it's from. This reminds me of that scene in the silence of the lambs when Hannibal Lecter feeds that drugged detective his own cooked brain piece by piece.
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Post by Cyonan on Feb 11, 2017 3:16:47 GMT
That entire gif, and the commercial that it's from. This reminds me of that scene in the silence of the lambs when Hannibal Lecter feeds that drugged detective his own cooked brain piece by piece. It's actually a commercial for ice cream. Apparently the guy who made it was given free reign to do whatever he wanted and just wanted to make the weirdest shit he could think of in hopes of it going viral. Which in that regard, it kind of worked.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 11, 2017 3:22:37 GMT
This reminds me of that scene in the silence of the lambs when Hannibal Lecter feeds that drugged detective his own cooked brain piece by piece. It's actually a commercial for ice cream. Apparently the guy who made it was given free reign to do whatever he wanted and just wanted to make the weirdest shit he could think of in hopes of it going viral. Which in that regard, it kind of worked. Well, in that he succeeded thoroughly. It makes me remember the AXE chocolate commercial, which was mildly disturbing in pretty much the same way.
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Post by opuspace on Feb 11, 2017 6:53:15 GMT
I, years ago during a random moment, went up to someone and said, "I think I shall call you, Bob."
He said, "Actually, my name is-"
"YOUR NAME IS BOB!"
...He did not argue with me about the name.
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Post by Phantom on Feb 11, 2017 17:02:36 GMT
I, years ago during a random moment, went up to someone and said, "I think I shall call you, Bob." He said, "Actually, my name is-" "YOUR NAME IS BOB!" ...He did not argue with me about the name. Are you Deadpool? For he had a friend named Bob....
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Post by opuspace on Feb 11, 2017 17:31:06 GMT
I, years ago during a random moment, went up to someone and said, "I think I shall call you, Bob." He said, "Actually, my name is-" "YOUR NAME IS BOB!" ...He did not argue with me about the name. Are you Deadpool? For he had a friend named Bob.... Ha! I almost wish! I don't eat enough chimichangas to qualify!
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Post by Phantom on Feb 11, 2017 17:34:03 GMT
Are you Deadpool? For he had a friend named Bob.... Ha! I almost wish! I don't eat enough chimichangas to qualify! well still it was still funny either way. a good chimichanga are worth every penny.
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Post by Teabaggin Krogan on Feb 11, 2017 18:29:41 GMT
I was undressed and about to step into my good warm shower when suddenly the mother of all locusts flew through the opened window to land on my belly. Before I even realized what was going on it started to bite me really good. In shock I slapped that fucking palm-sized insect away from me and across the room. It did a pretty good job, I bled from multiple holes. That was really weird. In grand tales it is always said the hero saw an eagle, a white wolf or a snake and it was an sign of the gods, or an omen for an upcoming battle. Well, I got bitten by a giant green locust when I was naked. Huh TIL locusts can actually bite you! Well, you should be thankful that it landed on your belly and not further down south OT, on the note of Hannibal Lecter;
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