D.A. fan is back for an ME1 Text Only 'Let's Play' (page 51)

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I guess Krogan are a mix of Klingon and Fereldan to me, so I'm a fan.

The Turians have this Roman duty thing going, but then they do crappy stuff like attacking civilians at the genetic level and plant bombs that makes them pretty shady.

Asari are a bit boring to me. Samara and her daughter were the highlights and rare for the species.

Salarians are just interesting and different. I don't understand their short lived ness.

Batarians? Are rude and ugly.

Vorcha are dumb and grouchy.

Thane's people seem a bit tragic

Then there are these species I don't get to see and seem to be incapable of actual speech. Hanar and the weird spider creature in the docking bay.

There might be one floating in air at the ME3 Citadel Embassy? I just see it behind glass in a room I can't get to

Hanar communicate through bio luminescence. They are (big stupid) jellyfish. Thane talks about them at quite some length in his ME2 Normandy dialogue.

Also, Blasto, the Hanar Spectre is quite the movie star.

You'll get to talk only to a few in ME3, keep an eye out for a Salarian in yellow armor standing near the Spectre offices in the Citadel embassies. If you see him, talk to him and get some more Hanar related content.

Also, how could you possibly - whhhiiizzzzz - forget about the - whhhhiiiiizzzzz - volus?

No doubt.  It's so sad they're apparently not in MEA.  

oh yeah, wanted to show the cool DA armor on my Shepherd.

How did you remove the helmet? The reason I did not buy the armies was that they are helmeted.

...we can't be friends/internet acquaintances anymore, phoray.






The DA armor is cool, but unless I can make my squad dress like the Arishok, then my game will never be complete.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, come on Dragon, I'm not even picking on your boyfriend specifically!

And that would be hilarious. And also make no sense in a world with guns

Man... the reporter seems a bit boring. That must be the room where boring companions go, it was the same one Zaeed was in last game.

I think I've used up all the background banter until I do another major mission. One more trip to the Citadel to dump these fetch quests, hopefully one of them is the artifacts for Oraka's guns...

And then, Tunchaka.

Dalatrass: Do you honestly believe curing the genophage will end in lasting peace?

ME: No, but I believe in Freedom more than peace.

Shepherd: Nope, too violent.

Dalatrass: Suggestion to trick the Krogan in exchange for War Assets.

Me: Huh... *thinks about ten seconds* Psh- like I'd do that. Guess I'm not getting Salarian War Assets.

Now, who to take....

Javik and EDI seem interesting to me as a pair, because she'd ask invasive questions and JAvik may be impressed with her. OR maybe liken her to the Geth.

Liara's likely hero worship of Javik would grate on my nerves, but maybe amuse me as she became disillusioned.

Garrus being there as a Turian rep for reversing their sin on the Krogan appeals to me as well.

So kinda leaning towards Garrus and Javik.

Eve asks again, in front of everyone. I again say nothing.

Ooo. Really like going through the Krogan Ruins. And Garrus says, "Maybe this cure will work out after all. " so proud of you, I knew it was in there somewhere. Javik is mostly being a jerk so far.