Xesthan
N3
What a horrible night to have a curse.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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I'll give it to anyone who asks as long as we've actually talked a bit first.
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What a horrible night to have a curse.
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Post by Xesthan on May 29, 2018 15:51:38 GMT
No, silly. They grow them.
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Post by Lady Artifice on May 29, 2018 19:19:04 GMT
I'm at my most productive, happy, and attentive when I go to bed early and get up early.
I just don't...do that. I stay up to 2am on average, and trudge to work in a state of yawning gloom.
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Post by QuizzyBunny on May 29, 2018 21:15:08 GMT
I absolutely hate and detest smoking, so these would be my reactions: So that would be a nope for me...
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I hunt, therefore I am
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on May 29, 2018 21:20:00 GMT
I'm at my most productive, happy, and attentive when I go to bed early and get up early. I just don't...do that. I stay up to 2am on average, and trudge to work in a state of yawning gloom. Uh... How? I mean, I'm frequently up late on weekends, but weekdays I try to go to bed sometime like 10 - 11 pm. Generally 10:30. Ish.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on May 29, 2018 21:39:38 GMT
I'm at my most productive, happy, and attentive when I go to bed early and get up early. I just don't...do that. I stay up to 2am on average, and trudge to work in a state of yawning gloom. I'm the exact opposite, I have my best ideas and artistic inspirations way after midnight. If I go to bed early and wake up early I become dull, unproductive and lethargic, even after 8 hours of proper sleep. Adopting a normal sleep schedule would destroy what makes me....well...me!
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legbamel
N3
Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem
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XBL Gamertag: Legbamel
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Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
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Post by legbamel on May 30, 2018 0:54:27 GMT
I used to be a total night-light, going to bed at 3 or 4. After years of working day shift, I have discovered that my body no longer will sleep later than eight, and usually my brain kicks me out of bed by six or so. That mean midnight is a late bedtime and staying up until one wipes me out.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on May 30, 2018 9:25:24 GMT
I dreamed about vampires last night. Cool underground lair with some egyptian flair. Edit. Oops, wrong thread I remembered I was in the something random thread Ahhh, Baldur's Gate II flashbacks?
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Post by QuizzyBunny on May 30, 2018 10:20:56 GMT
I'm the very definition of a night person, and my years working as a teacher were hell for me because I struggled to get up early and be "happy and perky" for my students. You can't really chastise them for sleeping in class if you yourself look tired...
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on May 30, 2018 21:48:49 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2018 21:53:22 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol I asked this exact questiön in the tits vs ass thread.
But förget all that, I want tö hear this störy.
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Post by Lavochkin on May 30, 2018 21:58:51 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol I don't know what's the deal with the hygiene of the dames you know or your own, but I can tell you that my rump is so clean that it sparkles.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on May 30, 2018 22:09:14 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol I asked this exact questiön in the tits vs ass thread.
But förget all that, I want tö hear this störy.
All it takes is one 1994. 22 years old. I was waiting tables at a brand new bar in the just-revitalized "Warehouse District" in Minneapolis on Hennepin Ave, place called Old Chicago. I was a good looking kid, tall and built with a pretty face, so all of the women (most were older than me, lots of 30ish gals) wanted to play, and when I could get out of my own way I happily obliged them. She was a nice gal, redbone, sarcastic as fuck and talked dirty. It was summertime, the place was fucking packed all night, and I do sweat. It was a pizza place that had 40 beers on tap and a full bar with pool tables - at the time, it was the place to be, and so we worked for that money. I also had lots of cheesy pizza and shots of Jagermeister as the shift went on. After the shift, she talks about coming over and smoking and chilling. I said sure, I had been curious about her for a while anyway. We smoke and BS, eventually start fucking around. Take it to the bedroom, and she immediately heads south. I am relieved - at that age, all I wanted was a good blow job (actually, that hasn't changed much I guess). Good head is happening, with lots of ball play, which is great. Then it becomes some external prostate play, which felt good and was a new-ish experience. Licking my taint, I thought "God damn she's a freak!" She hadn't started getting freaky. Next thing I know, her tongue is pushing on my sphincter with effort and intensity. My mind is racing.... Lint from my cotton underwear, so many juicy farts, so much ass sweat, so much hungry tongue lapping it up like it was fucking Ambrosia.... At a certain point, I did say, "You know, that feels good, but could you go back to giving me head?" And, there was no kissing. Doggy, straight to the shower, man that was a long night do you wanna stay here or can I get you a cab? ... EDIT (eliminating double-post): Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol I don't know what's the deal with the hygiene of the dames you know or your own, but I can tell you that my rump is so clean that it sparkles. Yes, perhaps it is. However, shit came through there earlier, and is on its way again. A road this chicken has no interest in crossing, even if it tastes like sweet potato pie.
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Post by Lavochkin on May 30, 2018 22:38:47 GMT
I don't know what's the deal with the hygiene of the dames you know or your own, but I can tell you that my rump is so clean that it sparkles. Yes, perhaps it is. However, shit came through there earlier, and is on its way again. A road this chicken has no interest in crossing, even if it tastes like sweet potato pie. What matters is not what comes out, but what goes in.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on May 30, 2018 22:53:30 GMT
Yes, perhaps it is. However, shit came through there earlier, and is on its way again. A road this chicken has no interest in crossing, even if it tastes like sweet potato pie. What matters is not what comes out, but what goes in. Lol. To each their own. As I said, I know that there are many of you out there of various parts, pieces and sexual proclivities that share a love for analingus. Several are friends of mine. It is not deviant IMO, just in bad taste
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Post by Lavochkin on May 30, 2018 22:59:28 GMT
What matters is not what comes out, but what goes in. Lol. To each their own. As I said, I know that there are many of you out there of various parts, pieces and sexual proclivities that share a love for analingus. Several are friends of mine. It is not deviant IMO, just in bad taste What can I say? When it comes to a woman's bod I want to enjoy a full course meal so to speak.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2018 23:06:28 GMT
Qui Gön yöure a man amöngst böys. Gödspeed.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on May 30, 2018 23:47:25 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol Pussies are so much fun that I do not know why I should waste my time with the ''other'' hole which its sole purpose is to serve as an exit for waste. There is also much more to pussies, they also come in many shapes or forms, but the butthole is just.....a hole. Which is kind of boring.
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Post by Lavochkin on May 31, 2018 0:48:53 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol Pussies are so much fun that I do not know why I should waste my time with the ''other'' hole which its sole purpose is to serve as an exit for waste. There is also much more to pussies, they also come in many shapes or forms, but the butthole is just.....a hole. Which is kind of boring. See, us imaginative men can transform any part of a woman's bod to serve any and all purposes we want.
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Post by DomeWing333 on May 31, 2018 2:26:50 GMT
So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Never been a partaker myself, but I imagine it's the same way I rationalize why I enjoy watching my genetic material be consumed in front of me. I don't. It's just hot.
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Winston/Reinhardt Main
PSN: Rogue_276
Posts: 798 Likes: 965
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Post by Duelist on May 31, 2018 11:47:04 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol Girlfriend told me if I wanted to hit it then I had to eat it first. No regrets.
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Post by Lavochkin on Jun 1, 2018 0:20:58 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol Girlfriend told me if I wanted to hit it then I had to eat it first. No regrets. Your GF is a keeper if I ever heard one.
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Post by DragonKingReborn on Jun 1, 2018 4:01:05 GMT
Here's one I've actually asked men and women, since some of them seem to be into it and private parts doesn't seem to be a factor... So, ass-munching men and women of the world, how do you rationalize face-diving into your lover's corn-ucopia? Some of you don't even care too much about cleanliness... I have a disgusting story to tell if anyone wants to hear it. When she came up to kiss me, I was like You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Different strokes lol Girlfriend told me if I wanted to hit it then I had to eat it first. No regrets. Turns out you can't take the boy out of the south side....
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Winston/Reinhardt Main
PSN: Rogue_276
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Post by Duelist on Jun 2, 2018 11:57:16 GMT
Girlfriend told me if I wanted to hit it then I had to eat it first. No regrets. Your GF is a keeper if I ever heard one. She's a keeper for a lot of reasons unrelated to her ass but her ass is one of them. Girlfriend told me if I wanted to hit it then I had to eat it first. No regrets. Turns out you can't take the boy out of the south side.... I'm way out of the Southside, it just isn't out of me lol.
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Post by cloud9 on Jun 2, 2018 12:11:32 GMT
I asked this exact questiön in the tits vs ass thread.
But förget all that, I want tö hear this störy.
All it takes is one 1994. 22 years old. I was waiting tables at a brand new bar in the just-revitalized "Warehouse District" in Minneapolis on Hennepin Ave, place called Old Chicago. I was a good looking kid, tall and built with a pretty face, so all of the women (most were older than me, lots of 30ish gals) wanted to play, and when I could get out of my own way I happily obliged them. She was a nice gal, redbone, sarcastic as fuck and talked dirty. It was summertime, the place was fucking packed all night, and I do sweat. It was a pizza place that had 40 beers on tap and a full bar with pool tables - at the time, it was the place to be, and so we worked for that money. I also had lots of cheesy pizza and shots of Jagermeister as the shift went on. After the shift, she talks about coming over and smoking and chilling. I said sure, I had been curious about her for a while anyway. We smoke and BS, eventually start fucking around. Take it to the bedroom, and she immediately heads south. I am relieved - at that age, all I wanted was a good blow job (actually, that hasn't changed much I guess). Good head is happening, with lots of ball play, which is great. Then it becomes some external prostate play, which felt good and was a new-ish experience. Licking my taint, I thought "God damn she's a freak!" She hadn't started getting freaky. Next thing I know, her tongue is pushing on my sphincter with effort and intensity. My mind is racing.... Lint from my cotton underwear, so many juicy farts, so much ass sweat, so much hungry tongue lapping it up like it was fucking Ambrosia.... At a certain point, I did say, "You know, that feels good, but could you go back to giving me head?" And, there was no kissing. Doggy, straight to the shower, man that was a long night do you wanna stay here or can I get you a cab? ... EDIT (eliminating double-post): I don't know what's the deal with the hygiene of the dames you know or your own, but I can tell you that my rump is so clean that it sparkles. Yes, perhaps it is. However, shit came through there earlier, and is on its way again. A road this chicken has no interest in crossing, even if it tastes like sweet potato pie. All I can say is: Damn!
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Mostly Harmless
BSNer since 2010
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Sundance31us on Jun 2, 2018 17:18:17 GMT
You could present to me medical imaging of her pristine colon and anus, smelling of lilacs and honey, and you would still have to pay me top dollar to tongue punch a supermodel's fartbox. But I have a friend who loves butt boxing in any form he can get it. Not even if they start with a bowl of Colon Blow?
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