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Post by dmc1001 on Mar 12, 2019 22:42:18 GMT
Ah...ok..? The forum is quieting down then, you think? I would say so, yes I'm less here than I used to be. I largely shifted myself over to an offshoot of this group that has significant political discussion. All are welcome.
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Post by DomeWing333 on Mar 12, 2019 22:58:30 GMT
Do you guys agree with this woman? Is dick that powerful? My dick has compelled me to slap someone, yes.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 23:31:03 GMT
She's crazy. If you've got two consenting adults that use slapping as part of their fun, fine. Dick by itself doesn't have that property. If it did, YOU would have noticed by now. And so would I. Maybe you just haven't had powerful enough dick.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Mar 12, 2019 23:48:10 GMT
My dick makes me slap people. With my dick.
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Post by dmc1001 on Mar 13, 2019 0:06:55 GMT
She's crazy. If you've got two consenting adults that use slapping as part of their fun, fine. Dick by itself doesn't have that property. If it did, YOU would have noticed by now. And so would I. Maybe you just haven't had powerful enough dick. I'm pretty sure I have. Just one of my ex-boyfriend's alone...
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Post by Coronavirus on Mar 13, 2019 12:56:42 GMT
Question:
What’s the biggest turd you’ve ever seen? I needed a piss recently and because all the urinals were occupied I decided to go into one of the cubicals. As I was about to unzip I noticed what could only be described as a mini tactical nuke sat poking out of the water looking like it was ready to go off at any moment. Then the absolute stench hit me but I was busting for a piss so I went ahead and soaked the thing anyway as quickly as I could in case it came alive and ate me. I pulled the flush and the fucker wouldn’t even budge and that is when it hit me. The toilets are busy and no doubt somebody is going to walk in after I’ve done. I panicked like mad cos I didn’t want people to think it was me so I peeked my head out the cubicle door and when there was nobody looking I legged it out as quickly as I could without washing my hands. Thing is, whenever I close my eyes for a few seconds I can still see the fucking thing as if it was right in front of me. Whoever birthed that thing must have had to get their anus stictched back up again it was massive. Has this ever happened to anyone else or am I just cursed?
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Post by Coronavirus on Mar 13, 2019 12:58:57 GMT
Oh and please don’t worry Ratpack, it wasn’t me that made the giant log so if you still want me to watch Netflix on your couch I won’t clog up your toilet, so you can rest easy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 14:39:10 GMT
Question: What’s the biggest turd you’ve ever seen? I needed a piss recently and because all the urinals were occupied I decided to go into one of the cubicals. As I was about to unzip I noticed what could only be described as a mini tactical nuke sat poking out of the water looking like it was ready to go off at any moment. Then the absolute stench hit me but I was busting for a piss so I went ahead and soaked the thing anyway as quickly as I could in case it came alive and ate me. I pulled the flush and the fucker wouldn’t even budge and that is when it hit me. The toilets are busy and no doubt somebody is going to walk in after I’ve done. I panicked like mad cos I didn’t want people to think it was me so I peeked my head out the cubicle door and when there was nobody looking I legged it out as quickly as I could without washing my hands. Thing is, whenever I close my eyes for a few seconds I can still see the fucking thing as if it was right in front of me. Whoever birthed that thing must have had to get their anus stictched back up again it was massive. Has this ever happened to anyone else or am I just cursed? WHAT THE (actual) FUCK?! DUDE! TOO MUCH INFORMATION! ... although I do remember a post on FB where some chick was talking about the turd knife her family keeps in the bathroom for just that occasion... Apparently, she was surprised not everyone had one in their home. And I hold it until a stall is free... I don't like to use unflushed toilets in a public restroom.
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Post by HYR on Mar 13, 2019 18:09:57 GMT
I can't think of many turds that left a lasting impression on me, but I do remember once seeing a tennis shoe in a toilet, and someone (not me lol) pooped into the shoe. Heh.
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Post by Coronavirus on Mar 13, 2019 18:19:10 GMT
Question: What’s the biggest turd you’ve ever seen? I needed a piss recently and because all the urinals were occupied I decided to go into one of the cubicals. As I was about to unzip I noticed what could only be described as a mini tactical nuke sat poking out of the water looking like it was ready to go off at any moment. Then the absolute stench hit me but I was busting for a piss so I went ahead and soaked the thing anyway as quickly as I could in case it came alive and ate me. I pulled the flush and the fucker wouldn’t even budge and that is when it hit me. The toilets are busy and no doubt somebody is going to walk in after I’ve done. I panicked like mad cos I didn’t want people to think it was me so I peeked my head out the cubicle door and when there was nobody looking I legged it out as quickly as I could without washing my hands. Thing is, whenever I close my eyes for a few seconds I can still see the fucking thing as if it was right in front of me. Whoever birthed that thing must have had to get their anus stictched back up again it was massive. Has this ever happened to anyone else or am I just cursed? WHAT THE (actual) FUCK?! DUDE! TOO MUCH INFORMATION! ... although I do remember a post on FB where some chick was talking about the turd knife her family keeps in the bathroom for just that occasion... Apparently, she was surprised not everyone had one in their home. And I hold it until a stall is free... I don't like to use unflushed toilets in a public restroom. A turd knife? I think I would have needed a bazooka to sort that one out. I still feel sick from the smell of it. Burnt all my nostril hairs out.
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Post by Coronavirus on Mar 13, 2019 18:20:06 GMT
But if any of you lovely ladies would like to massage me back to full health after that horrendous ordeal I would not object.
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Post by mattig89ch on Mar 13, 2019 18:45:05 GMT
I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e.
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Post by Coronavirus on Mar 13, 2019 18:48:47 GMT
I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e. I hope that question didn’t come to you after reading my turd story.
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Post by MrR40 on Mar 13, 2019 19:01:51 GMT
I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e. I hope that question didn’t come to you after reading my turd story. Well the best food and/or meal could lead to a beautiful ... turd .. ? But to answer matt's question : my mothers' cooking, especially her tomato-vegetable soup. Comfort and power food along with some good memories.
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Post by mybudgee on Mar 13, 2019 19:15:28 GMT
I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Seared Foie Gras with a 12 year-old Pinot Noir and truffled whipped purple potatoes
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Post by theratpack55 on Mar 13, 2019 19:22:13 GMT
I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e. My late grandma's stuffed duck. I was very young the last time I had it, but I've always remembered that taste and wanted to recreate it, and never could.
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Post by mybudgee on Mar 13, 2019 19:32:42 GMT
I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e. My late grandma's stuffed duck. I was very young the last time I had it, but I've always remembered that taste and wanted to recreate it, and never could. This is likely because Nana used a very old ingredient/technique. For example; margarine is being eliminated from some retailers as it is pretty terrible to ingest regularly despite baby boomers having it in almost every meal for decades (saturated fats are not great for the heart)
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Mar 13, 2019 19:38:27 GMT
I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e. My late grandma's stuffed duck. I was very young the last time I had it, but I've always remembered that taste and wanted to recreate it, and never could. Probably because it wasn't a duck. DUN DUN DUNNN!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 19:46:46 GMT
But if any of you lovely ladies would like to massage me back to full health after that horrendous ordeal I would not object. ... I doubt you'l get any takers on THAT one, Romeo. I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e. I gotta go with either homemade, fried, soft tortilla tacos with refried beans, tomatoes, lettuce, onion, cucumber, olives and sour cream, or homemade no-bake cheesecake with strawberries and whipped cream... but then there's always ginger beef if it's prepared the right way.
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Post by Sundance31us on Mar 13, 2019 19:48:39 GMT
Xbox or playstation? Let the console wars begin. PC There is a Playstation 1 and Xbox 360 in the house, but they haven't been touched in years.
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Post by theratpack55 on Mar 13, 2019 19:48:44 GMT
My late grandma's stuffed duck. I was very young the last time I had it, but I've always remembered that taste and wanted to recreate it, and never could. This is likely because Nana used a very old ingredient/technique. For example; margarine is being eliminated from some retailers as it is pretty terrible to ingest regularly despite baby boomers having it in almost every meal for decades (saturated fats are not great for the heart) My late grandma's stuffed duck. I was very young the last time I had it, but I've always remembered that taste and wanted to recreate it, and never could. Probably because it wasn't a duck. DUN DUN DUNNN! Guys, was it actually... a RAT? Everything makes terrible,terrible sense now.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Mar 13, 2019 19:50:44 GMT
Guys, was it actually... a RAT? Everything makes terrible,terrible sense now. You are what you eat. (Thats why there are so many assholes on this planet. )
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Post by Coronavirus on Mar 13, 2019 19:54:46 GMT
But if any of you lovely ladies would like to massage me back to full health after that horrendous ordeal I would not object. ... I doubt you'l get any takers on THAT one, Romeo. I have a question for you all, what is the best food, you've ever had? Meal, single item, recipie, w/e. I gotta go with either homemade, fried, soft tortilla tacos with refried beans, tomatoes, lettuce, onion, cucumber, olives and sour cream, or homemade no-bake cheesecake with strawberries and whipped cream... but then there's always ginger beef if it's prepared the right way. Oh well, gotta speculate to accumulate and all that.
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