Do you think the nudity in MEA will be avoidable if you don't do the romances?

The Tempest is actually a mobile space brothel, visiting new planets to offer sex to the natives. That's why your crew is so diverse: to offer variety to the clientele. When DadRyder gets knocked off by a rival space pimp, you have to take over the family business of selling flesh. In between resource collecting and killing rival gangs, you'll be managing the Tempest and its fully naked crew. Each beef baton and meat muffin will be lovingly and individually crafted from thousands of sexy polygons.

Not sure but they may be talking about the Wicked Grace scene where Cullen was nekkid.  All you saw was his naked chest... is that really considered nudity?

Technically it is. I had forgotten about that scene. Whether or not that's really nudity in the erotic sense depends on your cultural perspective I guess.

There is also the Temple of Mythal mission where the Mythal spirit comes from the well is completely nude.

Well, I had completely forgotten about that.  I had to youtube it.  

This is the fiendish plan behind the Andromeda Initiative. We know they're sending us out to set up new colonies, but what no one has yet revealed is they're all going to be nudist colonies.

The unofficial theme song for the Tempest is The Good Ship Venus.

Lyrics:


We sailed upon the good ship Venus

By Christ you should have seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

The mast an upright penis



The captain's name was Lugger

By Christ he was a bugger

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one ship to another



And the second mate was Andy

By Christ he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy



The third mate's name was Morgan

By God he was a gorgon

From half past eight he played till late

Upon the captain's organ



The captain's wife was Mabel

And by God was she able

The crew, those shits, nailed her tits

Right to the mess room table



The captain's daughter Charlotte

Was born and bred a harlot

Her thighs at night were lily white

By morning they were scarlet



The cabin boy was Kipper

By Christ he was a nipper

He stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper



The captain's lovely daughter

Liked swimming in the water

Delighted squeals came when some eels

Found her sexual quarters



The cook his name was Freeman

And he was a dirty demon

And he fed the crew on menstrual stew

And hymens fried in semen



And the ship's dog was called Rover

And we turned the poor thing over

And ground and ground that faithful hound

From Teneriff to Dover



When we reached our station

Through skillful navigation

The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk

From too much fornication



On the good ship Venus

By Christ you should have seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

Sucking a dead man's penis

Nudity is completely avoidable, just don't look at the naughty parts.

I spit my coffee all over my computer when I read this

Gee I'm sorry. Hope you have insurance!

I'll interpret, to the best of my ability, what happens if you attempt to avoid the nudity:



Good luck, OP.