I took a massive shit this afternoon.

Wouldn't improve PUG contributions.

My son took a huge crap this morning, plugging the toilet so resolutely it overflowed onto the floor. The wife was screaming as though she had just witnessed a beheading.

Poop is funny.

Bono doesn't hold the record: he IS the record!!

I didnt know you were into scat.

I have pictures, shall I share?

I guess you carried it until extraction.

Are you implying that there are other subforums? ha haha

Lol. I had a lobby the other night with a couple of geth troopers and a paladin. So I'm thinking I'll drink a few shots of scotch and overload everything while these three prime. The match starts one trooper leaves, the other acolytes everything without using flames then dies (I guess he missed the flames part on the instructional YouTube video), the paladin, oh dear god the paladin, shield bashes everything. He runs into a motherfuck (which is the technical term for a group of phantoms) of phantoms shield bashing away. I'm almost sure my combat drone was second place on the board if a pet could be in the scoreboard.

I can do better - video recording.

I usually fall asleep after either or both....