Odd Jobs ~ Val Royeaux: 9:46 Dragon (In Progress)

(If you find this creepy Morrigan , let me know so I can edit it!)

"I keep my promises Sine." Willis winked. "Especially for pretty girls like you."

Willis did wonder about Sine's friend. Did she betray Sine? When she said it was nice to have a friend there was sadness in her voice. Willis felt tempted to ask Sine, but determined that she needed to gain her trust first.

He was on his way though.

After about an hour of walking, Willis and Sine approached Bregan's house. It was a medium sized house that with a terrible looking fence it the pickets were the shape of Bregan's head. The garden looked clean but there were two small statues of Bregan shirtless with his "rock hard abs" each looking at each other from both sides. Willis shook his head in embarrassment Bregan always had a high opinion of himself and he let others know whether they want to hear it or not.

Willis reached the door, before he knocked he talked to Sine: "Listen Sine." Willis said. "Before we enter, I just want to tell you is to be prepared to endure torrent of narcissism and testosterone poisoning all stemmed from his overcompensation of being very small. Resist any temptation to punch him the face okay? Because believe me, you would want to do it. I know I have."

Willis then knocked on the door. A faint voice cried "It's open!" And Willis entered. The house was eccentric to say the least, It had axes on the walls and pictures of musclebound warriors all painted with Bregan's on them. As he walked to the living room Willis heard grunts. There he saw Bregan doing push ups.

"COME ON BABY 210!" Bregan cried.

Bregan is actually a "half-breed" Dwarven on his fathers side and Human on his mother. Unfortunately he inherited the short Dwarven from his father and is small reaching Sine's height. As a result of his insecurity (though he tries to deny it.) Bregan worked out religiously reaching a body that knights can dream of. He also fought in the Fifth Blight when he joined the Ferelden Army, bragging about how many Darkspawn he killed. Willis remembered him claiming that he was so "awesome." that Darkspawn bowed before him during the Blight. After the Blight, Bregan started a smuggling rig, though he covered it by creating winery and a training regiment in which he charges outrageous Sovereigns. Nevertheless Bregan was wildly successful, earning him respect (mostly) Willis would've found that amazing and inspiring.

But he came across as a self centered jackass.

"Heeeey Willie!" Bregan yelled. He was clean shaven with black straight and blue eyes. He was enormous though with pecs so large that it'll probably fit Sine's head with enough room for another. He was half-naked as usual as he loved show off his body.

"It's Willis." Willis said in an irratated tone.

"Yeah whatever!" Bregan laughed then noticed Sine "Who's the girl?!" Bregan said seductively as he came closer to Sine. "Hey Elven baby." Bregan said "How about you me go upstairs and I'll show you my..... palace of wisdom." Bregan rubbed his crouch.

"Fucking hell Bregan!" Willis yelled, he forgot how much he loved to show off his "prized possession."

"Can't help it Willie!" Bregan said dancing around Sine. "Women are attracted to me, I mean why else would this lady come here to my home all alone."

"Maybe because she's not alone you delusional short bastard. She's with me!" Willis growled. "Now Martin said you wanted a favor."

"Well indeed I fucking do!" Bregan said leaving Sine alone and approaching Willis. The half-dwarf sized Willis up and down. "Damn Willie, you gained a little weight there buddy!"

"I can't help it I'm living the good life." Willis said sarcastically.

Bregan also took a look at Willis' crotch much to his utter annoyance. "Just by looking at you my brother, you aint packing much of a sausage. Now my sausage! I can lay that shit down on the table! And I make girls scream! Hey Elven lady!" Bregan screamed to Sine "You gotta try me out sometime!"

"Listen Bregan!" Willis said his voice on verge of eruption. "We're here to do a job because Martin owes you money and we're willing to do it as quickly and efficiently as possible. But if you talk about my "sausage" one more time, I'm going to fucking decapitate you!"

Bregan appeared flabbergasted at first then laughed. "Oh! Man! We've got badass here! Give it to me brother!" He raised his hand to high-five Willis but Willis ignored it. Bregan chuckled and went on floor to do some quick push ups.

"Man I didn't any of that, you and your friend are bent outta shape!" Bregan immediately got up and approached Willis and Sine. "I'm sorry guys for leaving the wrong impression! Let's hug it out." Bregan spread his arms out wide and Willis with major reluctance accepted. "Come on elven lady let bygones be bygones!" Bregan yelled.

"Come on Sine hug Bregan, let's not make him angry." Willis muttered "Trust me Sine I hate this more than you probably do."

After the awkward hug Bregan yelled "WOO! With that outta the way let's get to work!" As he headed for the exit.