stysiaq
N3
Gigavorcha Breeder
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire
Origin: Stysiaq
Posts: 839 Likes: 2,133
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Gigavorcha Breeder
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Post by stysiaq on Mar 15, 2017 7:51:31 GMT
Multiplayer confirmed to be better than Single Player by the virtue of having an attractive female squadmate. Her hair is also animated, Sara Ryder's head meat hook should take notice.
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Post by Pounce de León on Mar 15, 2017 10:46:36 GMT
Multiplayer confirmed to be better than Single Player by the virtue of having an attractive female squadmate. Her hair is also animated, Sara Ryder's head meat hook should take notice. Multiplayer is blessed by the Goddess and chiseled from marble by the touch of hundreds of talented, devoted and loving devs. |
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Post by Cirvante on Mar 15, 2017 13:11:56 GMT
She looks under 18, but very cute nevertheless. You would bang an underage girl? Doesn't underage refer to the AoC in this case? That dude lives in Brazil, where the AoC is 14. If you managed to play without any of your hands, now I would respect that. Mouse and keyboard are a bitch to clean though. |
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SaikyoMcRyu
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Servant
Protected By Fabrication Rights Management (FRM)
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: Saikyo_McRyu
Prime Posts: 467
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Post by SaikyoMcRyu on Mar 15, 2017 16:15:23 GMT
You would bang an underage girl? Doesn't underage refer to the AoC in this case? That dude lives in Brazil, where the AoC is 14. If you managed to play without any of your hands, now I would respect that. Mouse and keyboard are a bitch to clean though. Just put 'em in the dishwasher (top rack, of course) and stack 'em on the dehumidifier to dry. Most of the keys should still work. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2017 16:16:04 GMT
She looks like my wife!  |
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Post by Cirvante on Mar 15, 2017 16:23:28 GMT
She looks like my wife! Your wife is a RealDoll? |
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SaikyoMcRyu
N3
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: Saikyo_McRyu
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Post by SaikyoMcRyu on Mar 15, 2017 16:30:40 GMT
She looks like my wife! Nah  |
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Salarian Master Pimp
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salmasrac
Mass Effect Trilogy, KOTOR
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Post by SalMasRac on Mar 15, 2017 16:31:36 GMT
She looks like my wife! Was that a preorder bonus or is there some Super Duper Deluxe Edition now? |
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OneWomanArmy
N5
Queen of BSN
I’m a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments 😜
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
XBL Gamertag: Theonewomanarmy
PSN: HypnoticEyes
Prime Posts: A great deal, I'm an old timer
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I’m a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments 😜
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onewomanarmy
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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A great deal, I'm an old timer
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Mar 15, 2017 16:33:22 GMT
She looks like my wife! At least we know that Bioware used a blowup doll as facemodel for this one  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2017 16:35:54 GMT
She looks like my wife! Your wife is a RealDoll? I prefer the term synthetic human. |
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Post by Cirvante on Mar 15, 2017 16:41:49 GMT
I prefer the term synthetic human. I prefer the term 'very expensive fleshlight', but whatever floats your boat. At least she won't nag at you and you'll be able to replace her with a more attractive model without losing half your shit. |
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Post by SalMasRac on Mar 15, 2017 16:43:02 GMT
I prefer the term synthetic human. I prefer the term 'very expensive fleshlight', but whatever floats your boat. At least she won't nag at you and you'll be able to replace her with a more attractive model without losing half your shit. You can't snuggle up to your fleshlight as you go to sleep well you can but that would be weird |
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Post by Cirvante on Mar 15, 2017 16:47:11 GMT
I prefer the term 'very expensive fleshlight', but whatever floats your boat. At least she won't nag at you and you'll be able to replace her with a more attractive model without losing half your shit. You can't snuggle up to your fleshlight as you go to sleep well you can but that would be weird DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY FLESHLIGHT! |
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zorinho20
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Posts: 609 Likes: 1,597
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zorinho20
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by zorinho20 on Mar 15, 2017 16:49:58 GMT
BSN delivers.
Every time.
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Post by kouzje on Mar 15, 2017 16:49:59 GMT
You can't snuggle up to your fleshlight as you go to sleep well you can but that would be weird DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY FLESHLIGHT! I hope you gave it a name. And that you dress it up in cute dresses and wigs. |
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Post by SalMasRac on Mar 15, 2017 16:57:39 GMT
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY FLESHLIGHT! I hope you gave it a name. And that you dress it up in cute dresses and wigs. |
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Post by Cirvante on Mar 15, 2017 16:58:54 GMT
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY FLESHLIGHT! I hope you gave it a name. And that you dress it up in cute dresses and wigs. Only when I introduced her to my parents. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2017 17:04:45 GMT
I hope you gave it a name. And that you dress it up in cute dresses and wigs. Only when I introduced her to my parents. |
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Mobius Y
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The Legend Continues
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
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PSN: Mobius_Y
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The Legend Continues
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Post by Mobius Y on Mar 15, 2017 17:10:28 GMT
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Post by Cirvante on Mar 15, 2017 17:10:33 GMT
Only when I introduced her to my parents. I love how her face screams "Oh god, please kill me!" |
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DragonRacer
Administrator 
BSN Jesus
My Mattock brings all the boys to the yard...
Staff Mini-Profile Theme: DragonRacer
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
PSN: DragonRacer13
Prime Posts: 10,063
Prime Likes: 10,601
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My Mattock brings all the boys to the yard...
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DragonRacer
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
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Post by DragonRacer on Mar 15, 2017 17:24:21 GMT
Dafuq?  |
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Post by Cirvante on Mar 15, 2017 17:29:35 GMT
Dafuq? Have you forgotten where you are, my dear? |
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Post by XCPTNL on Mar 15, 2017 17:32:05 GMT
After reading this page of comments I have come to the conclusion that you people are so damn weird and I should go I like it here.
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stysiaq
N3
Gigavorcha Breeder
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire
Origin: Stysiaq
Posts: 839 Likes: 2,133
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Gigavorcha Breeder
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August 2016
stysiaq
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire
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Post by stysiaq on Mar 15, 2017 17:32:32 GMT
 >even considering real women >not having newest 2k17 Fleshlight/ballfondler with 5 massage programs |
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DragonRacer
Administrator
BSN Jesus
My Mattock brings all the boys to the yard...
Staff Mini-Profile Theme: DragonRacer
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
PSN: DragonRacer13
Prime Posts: 10,063
Prime Likes: 10,601
Posts: 2,727 Likes: 9,784
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DragonRacer
My Mattock brings all the boys to the yard...
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August 2016
dragonracer
DragonRacer
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
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Post by DragonRacer on Mar 15, 2017 17:34:04 GMT
Dafuq? Have you forgotten where you are, my dear? Not at all. "Dafuq" was not directed at the video being posted in here. It was my response to watching the contents of said video. After reading this page of comments I have come to the conclusion that you people are so damn weird and I should go I like it here. We can get weirder. |
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