Recent Game High/Low Points (Andromeda Edition)

Crash to desktop losing valuable consumables on the last objective wave - silver.
Wiping on wave 5 vs filthy Kett - silver.

One of those is a high point, the other a low, choose whatever one you want.

When it rains...

Yeah, the "RNG" of this game is so obvious not RNG at all.

First characters, then weapons, then mods - at every tier so far.

But grats!

Highs: got my second asari duelist. Normally, I hate the tendency to get repeat cards when I still don't have most of the things unlocked at all, but that let me max barrier, offensive biotics, and charge. Her melee damage can't get any higher right now.

Cut an Agent, and as he died, tumbling backward as stiff as a thrown stick, he yelled "This looks bad!"

I dont believe you na na na

and juts you know i am not imature!

Butt

BUTTTTTTTTT

Systematically...
Did challenge for almost every weapon i unlocked, finished all map and biotic challenges and some others along the way.
But I'm #2 ATM, someone is more crazy than me...

High - found and extracted from two Gold/Random/Random games. One was Kett and the other was Outlaw.
Low - left a very laggy host in wave 1 and was met by an unrecoverable black screen in transition.
Low - flipped through 30+ lobbies trying to find Gold/Random/Random instead of weaksauce Outlaw preset.
Lower - after the first two Gold/Random/Random lobbies, every subsequent lobby that wasn't Outlaw was hacked, so about 5 lobbies.
Lowest - decided to try out one of the lobbies preset to Gold/Outlaw/Zero for the apex mission. I remember the other players having around 8K and 12K apex rating. Of course, they camped in the spot. Seeing as I'm still playing a Krogan Vanguard, I fought inside alone so the enemies there would attack me instead of taking the side exit to the camping spot. Here we go...

Things PUGs Say: SPECIAL EDITION

"yo ctr, come over here and snipe with us. pretend you don't have a team"
"it's so easy sniping over here"
Only for the host. I don't want bother sniping off-host with the poor hit detection, unless vanguarding won't work.
"We're not going to revive you if die." x2
I did actually die. I'll give lag half the blame.
"This is taking too long."
I guess I drew too much aggro?
"Let's just kick him. We'll get a better player."
LOL. Well, good luck with that. I haven't seen one tonight.
And kicked.

I didn't actually say anything to them. Would there have been a point?

The game is not worth playing at the moment. What am I supposed to do with my time now?

I wrote down the names of the hosts with hacked lobbies. Don't know what to do with that.

HI:
(1)  Last night, I did the Gold Apex mission. Kett, with the +800% ammo, no ammo box refill. I was lvl 20 Krogan Vanguard and another guy was lvl 20 Salarian Infiltrator. The other two were low level characters somewhere between 5-10. It was an absolute cockup-nailbiter. The most epic and fun game I've played in a long time! We all ran out of medigel and ops packs by wave 4. Everyone. Was out of Cobra missiles by wave 6. We hung on by the skin of our teeth, wave after wave. There was nowhere to go and hide, every corner had a Kett unit around it. Must have died about 20+ times. The only way we got through was because of the SI with his cloak, revive-spamming.
LESSON: Never go to Kett/Gold without at least 1 infiltrator! Better Still, do Kett/Gold with four Infiltrators.
Anyway, he dragged our sorry asses all the way to Wave 7 extraction. Three of us got curb stomped or bled out, but trusty Infiltrtor got to extraction with a Fiend sitting in the middle of it. We w3ere all saying "how the hell did we just do that?"
(2)  Ran 4 Gold games back to back with a team of Snipers/Soldiers. I shall call it Sniper's camp. I went the Asari Adept, and my job was to kill all mook's that got too close to the snipers. With combo detonations. Good synergy, and worked very well against Outlaws, a little less good 'gainst the Remnant hovering balloon lasers. As for Kett...yeah fuck those guys.

LOW:
(1)  I've kicked more people from Lobbies in ME:A in the past 2 weeks than in 900 hours of ME3. So many people just AFK, Idle, unresponsive. Maybe they got disconnected by all the bugs IDK. I always give fair warnings, but no response. One guy yesterday with a high APEX wasn't doing anything. 3 of us readied up then waited about 5 min then said "Any time you're ready...[no response]...we're kicking you". The player then put a kick vote on another player, because he had a level 5 character in Gold. We let the Lvl 5 guy stay and proceeded to kick the level 20 guy. Sorry but at least he was ready 5 minutes ago!
(2)  I keep jumping off the map when I rush to extraction! In one game I jumped down a hole in the map, in the same place, three times in a row.

High(pe):




Low: I feel dirty already

Decided 2 have a few mp games ( few turned out to be shite load of them)

high: fun games with PutinWithAnimals, sal, Catz, Emilio ( my lil friend), and some russian guy who plays on his wife` account (according to Putin) - and by fun games i mean i got over 300k cash all together

higher ( actually its the highest cause u can get higher then this): gold/outlaws firebase something:
- me: (playing arsari adept and doing a lot of bio boom booms): man i like this girl and not just because of her perfect arse
-Putin: yeah right
-me: laughing next 5 minutes

Ps: fanks to the aforementioned gents for currying my naaby but cute arse