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Mike Laidlaw @mike_Laidlaw It’s like @eplerjc appeared in some very specific fan fic!
Mark Darrah @biomarkdarrah Appeared and was director of cinematography of
If Sera's "thoughts" about Iron Bull were accurate, I see no way for that fan-fic to end well for Mr Epler.
No way, at all.
"Kneel before the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt." 21 Feb 2019 at 6:59am - It has not been forgotten. It will not be forgiven. We've now met seven times... Revenge is ice cream - Serza, April 2020 Also known as Mike, David, Scott or Bruce
Karin - Not @ a con Retweeted Abi @ Dragon*Con @zhellyzee We keep talking about BullSolas and I'm sorry I'll just see myself out Abi @ Dragon*Con, tobie1kenobi and Bettie Bloodshed
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah Maybe I'll just live tweet what I imagine @mike_Laidlaw is talking about at the romance in video games panel...
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Why haven't we had STDs in video games? That is a question we need to explore"
seb han's sky @hanlsp fable
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Scoring? Difficulty setting? Different points multipliers for more complex positions?"
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "You forget a birthday 🤔 recover"
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Dwarves? What are those?"
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "What if you could romance yourself? I mean really just love yourself."
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "You seen Garfield without Garfield? Like that for romance" #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
John Epler @ PAXWest @eplerjc 'Virtual Reality - the next frontier.'
Mark Darrah @paxwest "Google teledildonics " #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally #DONT
John Epler @ PAXWest @eplerjc I don't need to google -that-.
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "The Jackson Pollack of sex scenes @eplerjc "
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Master the taint"
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Ok forget VR, AR. Think about it" #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Is that smell accessory from Ubisoft real? We could use that" #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Shaving?" #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "How was the moment of your conception? You were there, what if you could reexperience it? #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Flowers? Chocolate? Hugs?" #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally ok that's not bad
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Curtains/Drapes" #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Dance of a hundred scarves. Only the scarves are kisses." #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah Starting to run dry #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally #ThatsWhatSheSaid
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Upgrade paths and talent trees " #MikeLaidlawSpeaksOnRomanceNotReally
Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah No @mike_Laidlaw , nothing's going on on Twitter. Don't worry. No need to check
Mark Darrah is such a tease , in DAI Dorian says he does the dance of the hundred scarves. So of course I was waiting for my questlog to update with a quest : Pick up 100 scarves lying around the Winter Palace. Nothing happened.I choose to believe my game was glitchy.
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Mark Darrah @paxwest @biomarkdarrah "Dwarves? What are those?"
I see you there, Mark Darrah! Don't think I will be too embarrassed to ask awkward panel questions about dwarf romances if you ever come back to Australia!
It was 10 silk scarves, not 100, that would take way too long. I was disappointed not to get that dance from Dorian. Still I wrote about it in my own fiction and it was really steamy. Our last bit of private fun before he left for Tevinter.
According to Dorian, there are meant to be 100 ways to shame your ancestors in Minrathous, so I'm looking forward to seeing him make good on that one.
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David Mergele @elegrem No @mike_Laidlaw didn't just give me a gameplay task in front of everyone at the romance panel. #ProgrammerLife #PAXWest2016 #BioWare
Mike Laidlaw @mike_Laidlaw
seb han's sky @hanlsp guys we have a chain of command for a reason. ffs
David Mergele @elegrem when Mike says he wants romance mini games, he gets romance mini games. Do we need new stats?
seb han's sky @hanlsp press X to hug, hold to caress. RS controls gaze; click R3 to lock eye contact.
David Mergele @elegrem Seb, you've given this too much thought... Can you Visio this for programmer consumption?
Mike Laidlaw @mike_Laidlaw This is just perfection.
That Morrigan cosplayer is pretty. It would've been a great photo of the trio if there wasn't a nuclear explosion in the background. I hate it when the windows are blown out and overexposed.
It was 10 silk scarves, not 100, that would take way too long. I was disappointed not to get that dance from Dorian. Still I wrote about it in my own fiction and it was really steamy. Our last bit of private fun before he left for Tevinter.
According to Dorian, there are meant to be 100 ways to shame your ancestors in Minrathous, so I'm looking forward to seeing him make good on that one.
I would have picked 100 scarves! I have a whole scenario in my mind of Dorian doing sexy dances in a Bollywood-like setting.There's an elephant parade and glitters and the Inquisitor sings a sad ballad about him and Dorian being separated by life circumstances.
Anyway I'll be in the Dorian thread if you want to link me your Dorian 10 silk scarves story.
