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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2016 4:06:11 GMT
Dominus came back from death - unaware that he was a ghost, he haunted the local rich person's house, and casually strolled about there huge mansion, drinking some nice red wine.
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Post by Onecrazymonkey1 on Aug 23, 2016 5:31:54 GMT
Goldengail3 had spent what seemed a lifetime looking for true love and instead all she found was a wrong love, a hard love. She had the battle scars of broken promises etched across her heart and wounds that she would never forget. Her pride was vast and in that pride she vowed that never again would another man steal her heart....until that is, she saw him....standing between a lotus blossom tree and a bright yellow Chevrolet Silverado. He seemed lost in thought as he stroked his exceptionally large..........Mustachio. Goldengail3 quickly took a snap shot, a small token if you will. The token was something she could go to later when the....need arose and the need arose quite often these days. Loneliness has a way of sneaking up on you.
Slowly but surely Goldengail3 gathered her courage and made her way over to the mysterious stranger with the amazing stache. She looked down at her feet and asked his name pretending to be demure and awaited his response with abated breath.
Pai mei, Master Pai mei, He answered with a commanding voice the made her tremble and that was all. A tingle had spread throughout goldengail3's body like an insidious heat rash and as she felt her heart quake beneath her chest, she knew that she had failed her vow, she knew that she could run from love no longer.
I'm sorry but I think I've had way too much caffeine right now... Alas, I gave it my best shot.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2016 7:43:46 GMT
The crazed monkey decided the best way to get attention was to point angrily at the object of her anger, and so thus the finger pointing began.
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Post by zipzap2000 on Aug 23, 2016 7:57:08 GMT
30 years ago there was a flood in her village. She wandered for days in search of 10 rams meat to feed her people . Until one day out of the wilderness, a stranger appeared.
So they ate him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2016 8:00:07 GMT
There was once a Krogan, who was missing something of importance in his life, and he didn't know what, until he tasted something so grand, he headbutted a reporter with excitement.
He tested all sorts of beers and wines, to try and find the missing thing he was missing, until one day he discovered the magical thing that alluded him for months (correct me if I'm wrong), Ryko.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2016 7:08:10 GMT
The walk was long...the walk was treacherous...but for days he plodded on. Over mountains...across valley's...through rivers and creeks...until he finally arrived at the little town in the woods, across the river, through the valley, over the mountains...Yes! He had finally arrived!! It had been such a long trip! He had braved many dangers just to finally be in the small forest town!! He was relieved! He was happy!! And then it occured to him that he had forgotten what he came for...
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Post by QuizzyBunny on Sept 4, 2016 8:43:30 GMT
For days she had watched the Inquisitor and companions butcher her people, and although the rage she felt coursed hotly through her blood she knew she had to bide her time. She would gather her brothers and sisters, and soon they would face their foe on a battlefield of their choosing where the Inquisition will learn to fear the wrath of those wrongly persecuted... For they will look upon them with their big and beautiful black eyes, and the cuteness will burn their souls from within! Edit* Whops, wrong pronoun! Fixed now!
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 4, 2016 11:34:53 GMT
She watched as the metal men argued and bickered amongst themselves. The one with the pretty fur was growing quite vehement and then relented into a sullen silence as the shiniest of the metal men shouted something. Then a duller metal man lurched forward.
He ran straight into her territory. There was only one thing to be done, so she did it. She leapt high into the air and bit out the metal man's throat. She took no pleasure in the bite. He wasn't a carrot or celery after all, but no one invaded her territory. The metal man fell backwards and he felt a moment of satisfaction at a job well done. She retreated back into her cave.
Then of course, after much shouting, many metal men ran forward towards her. Again, she leapt high and attacked each one in turn until the survivors ran away again.
After that all was silent. Then there arose some pleasing music sung by men who did not wear metal. Then there was a blinding light and she was greeted by a man with a nimbus of light around him. He was on her territory and there was only one thing to do. She leapt high and...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2016 11:38:11 GMT
An unoriginal prophecy is being told about a certain young cat, who's just starting her life.
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Post by Space Cowboy on Sept 4, 2016 12:05:31 GMT
Golden Gail came from a long line of Goldens. Three to be exact. Her grandfather struck gold in the Gold Rush of 1879, only to have it be squandered away by the next generation. By the time Gail was born, her family had been reduced to living in a run down shack in a forest. Growing up, Gail swore that she would reclaim her family glory. As an adult she set out to do this, and the rest is history.
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 4, 2016 15:46:56 GMT
This one is in song form...
A space cowboy went riding out, one dark and windy day. Upon a space station he rested as he went along his way. When all at once, a mighty herd of red space-cows he saw, a-plowin' through a nebular and past the proto-star.
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of titanium steel. Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel. A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the dark, for he saw the riders coming hard, and he heard their mournful cry.
Yippie yi ooh Yippie yi yay Space riders in the sky
Their faces gaunt, their helmets blurred, their ships all soaked with fuel, he's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet. 'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the galaxy, in spaceships snorting fire, as they ride on hear their cry.
As the riders flew on by him he heard one call his name, "If you want to save your soul from hell a-riding on our range, space cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride, Trying to catch the devil's herd, across this endless void."
Yippie yi ooh Yippie yi yay Space riders in the sky
Space riders in the sky Space riders in the sky Space riders in the sky
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 5, 2016 3:49:39 GMT
Many know of the Saren the rouge specter but not so many know about a clone of himself he made, why you ask no one knows it really. The clone IM3GTR was not actually affected by indoctrination by Sarens ship and when he realized what was going on he escaped the first chance he got to. In the end he got in a gun fight with a pirate group, got wounded pretty badly and that's the first time he took medigel then over time got hooked up on it, since he forgets awful memories of Sarens actions whilst on medigels... Now he spends most of his time doing small jobs for any reward just to be able to buy them.
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Post by Gaston on Sept 5, 2016 4:30:27 GMT
Dzejkob was a turian who would often be mistaken for Garrus, understandably so, they look remarkably similar. But their looks is the only thing they have in common. Where Garrus is a warrior who fights criminal scum on the Citadel and later on Omega, Dzejkob is merely a keyboard warrior fighting the good fights on the BSN and later cBSN.
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 5, 2016 14:04:53 GMT
Dzejkob was a turian who would often be mistaken for Garrus, understandably so, they look remarkably similar. But their looks is the only thing they have in common. Where Garrus is a warrior who fights criminal scum on the Citadel and later on Omega, Dzejkob is merely a keyboard warrior fighting the good fights on the BSN and later cBSN. Dzejkob is a good guy though and he often means well. oh you, stop it you, im blushing! www.sneakymonkeys.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/hehehe.gifwait turians cant blush can they? (please ignore this comment if you're going to write a story and write it about that lovely gentleman above me )
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Sept 5, 2016 15:11:50 GMT
The Heretic of Time was a broke philanthropist who misogynistically promoted women's rights. He also created a 'Day of Joy' which was intended to spread joy by hanging out with all your ex's. He passed away at the ripe old age of 33 because of something going wrong on the Day of Joy with one of his former ex's, who after exposed to his love and affection became a psychotic serial killer.
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Post by opuspace on Sept 5, 2016 16:47:20 GMT
"Never again" jockcranley said to himself as the bullets flew overhead. He knew it had to be too easy, just trying to disappear off the grid, make a quiet life as an alpaca farmer. And then he had to enter one of his prized alpacas into a show. So of course they'd find him even under a differently registered name. He pulled his handgun from under the seat, while still trying to wipe the dust off from a bag of feed that exploded onto him from a stray bullet. They shot his alpaca named merebella. They were gonna pay for that.
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Post by Lady Artifice on Oct 7, 2016 18:18:01 GMT
Opuspace was young when the veil of reality shattered, and they entered a checker print greyscale dreamscape. Soon they began to spend their days collecting giant leaves and miniature dress hats. They enjoy eating marmite and toast ( in spite of all warnings) and elderberry tea to pass the time in their dreary paradise.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2016 19:00:58 GMT
They thought she was weak, but her slight graceful frame was decieving. They thought she was vacuous, but they never noticed the gleam of brilliance in her sultry eyes. They thought she was timid, but they missed the clue of her blazing red hair, that should've been a forewarning of her fiery temper...The fools...and now they would learn what a mistake underestimating Lady Artifice was...yes...now they would pay.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 4:38:12 GMT
I stalked the Inquisition party through the Hinterlands, as I kept a close eye on the bald elf in their party. None of them expected anything. I was just a curious fennec and nothing more. Even HE didn't expect anything out of the ordinary. No one expected that I am the real vessel of Andruil and I will have my revenge in due time. But for now, I'll just send the teleporting bears their way.
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 12, 2016 21:33:51 GMT
The lone shadow grew up as the only child of two wealthy shadows, she lived a spoiled privileged life until she was cast out of the house for opening the shutters to let too much sun in. After wandering only during twilight hours and by the light of the moon she started following around a humble small child and became the child's best friend, resizing herself to match the child's height each year.
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Post by mrsanomaly on Oct 13, 2016 0:46:19 GMT
The tired peasants, grit on their feet, threads of burlap hanging over their legs, calloused feet from walking a thousand miles to honor their god. God is he- of the sustenance that allows them to survive each day. With fish they feed their flesh and with beer they are gladdened in their hearts to be alive and feel it fully! But this trek- it is the greatest disillusionment. For the good they seek is no god at all and is clueless. He asks them for purpose and they are astonished. He begs them to explain the road runner. The peasants weep.
The End.
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Post by mousestalker on Oct 13, 2016 0:49:08 GMT
He has been hunted through all the seven seas. He has successfully evaded fishermen of all sorts, kings, princes, trawlers and those whacko guys with nets and bermuda shorts. They still quest after him and he swims warily through the briny deep, determined one day to deliver his cargo of golden joy to the place he knows only as 'Acme'. One day, he will swim home and know peace.
She fought the orcs, the trolls and the spammers, but her own people were the ones who inflicted upon her the ignominy of taking an arrow to the knee. Now she guards her home and regales passersby of her glory days.
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 13, 2016 14:04:16 GMT
Left on the doorstep of a Nunnery as a babe, the orphan was raised up as a sisternun, however she had the blood of an adventurer in her and longed for excitement and battle. At the age of 17 she approached the mother superior and with great hesitation told her of her desires expecting to be rebuked. The mother superior said....."Child, you have now grown and are the age to be enlightened and I can now reveal our secret.... we are the Nuns of the shining star, an elite all nun fighting force, trained in sword and bow. Your training shall begin now." And with that the 86 year old mother superior pulled out a hidden sword and bopped the student on the head with it.
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Post by Ravenous Bear on Oct 13, 2016 20:56:55 GMT
No one knows for certain the origins of the Wild E Coyote's pursuit of the Roadrunner. Historians have debated this for decades; the most widely-held theory is that it began as a simple pursuit of prey that evolved into an obsessive, emotional need to kill the Roadrunner to heal his fragile ego.
Though as hard he tried he never could catch the Roadrunner who alluded him for so long. Even acquiring munitions from the well acclaimed ACME corporation could not subdue the Roadrunner. Tragically his obsession led to his own demise. The details are sketchy but an accidental discharge of ACME TNT while setting up one of his numerous traps.
ACME refuses to comment as they currently face a lawsuit filed by Wild E Coyote's family.
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