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Post by xianese on Mar 25, 2017 5:20:13 GMT

Clearly this thread has established that they key to making likeable Human squad mates is a nice butt.

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Post by stysiaq on Mar 25, 2017 6:25:16 GMT

Cora's fat white ass is aparently the only thing in this game not done by indian interns.

TWERK DLC WHEN

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Post by xianese on Mar 25, 2017 6:53:23 GMT

Mar 25, 2017 6:25:16 GMT stysiaq said:

Cora's fat white ass is aparently the only thing in this game not done by indian interns.

TWERK DLC WHEN

Twerking will be in the Nexus DLC, the ME:A version of the Citadel DLC that people will get upset about but download anyway for the jigglyness.

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Mar 25, 2017 5:20:13 GMT xianese said:

Clearly this thread has established that they key to making likeable Human squad mates is a nice butt.

A nice butt and a lovable outlook and a shotgun.

Basically Tali.

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Post by decafhigh on Apr 10, 2017 1:08:29 GMT

Mar 24, 2017 11:41:40 GMT @hanshotfirst said:

Cora.

Liara is underrated though, and deserves a mention. NSFW warning: The link is a screenshot from the ME3 romance scene.

Yep, gotta go with Liara, but of the available poll options Cora.

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Post by valethar on Apr 10, 2017 1:18:48 GMT

I just want to put some poles in my quarters and have Miranda and Cora dance for me.... :innocent:

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Post by bekkael on Apr 10, 2017 1:31:19 GMT

Um......from this game....eh...Jaal? I honestly don't know for sure as we never see Liam's bare backside.

Never saw any female character butts without their armor, so I don't know who would win. Probably jiggly Quarian bum-bum?

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Post by therevanchist25 on Apr 10, 2017 1:33:53 GMT

Finally, a topic worthy of discussion. As far as ME goes, Cora, with Liara getting the honorable mention. But if we say, expanded the discussion (NSFW) then the question becomes far more interesting.

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Post by Link"Guess"ski on Apr 10, 2017 1:37:04 GMT

Think of your favorite girl's butt. Ah, it's nice and round and you want to touch it.

Now think of them pooping.

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Post by timebean on Apr 10, 2017 2:02:14 GMT

I can't believe I am voting on this thread with a bunch of dudes, but I went with Tali. All girls know the shoes you wear can make or break you butt, and the quarian leg shape (in combination with Tali's hip-swaggerin walk) made her butt look magnifique!

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Post by smellycatbutts on Apr 10, 2017 2:09:12 GMT

Dude, add Sara Ryder to this poll. She's also got an ass that don't quit!

Dr. Crackpot Suvi Anwar, MEA's worst romance!

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Post by shaqfu on Apr 10, 2017 2:09:18 GMT

I'll toss in an other and say Sara Ryder. Equip her in the heleus defender armor and also go after Jaal and you can have a finer apprection of dat booty lol.

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Post by FeralEwok on Apr 10, 2017 2:14:00 GMT

Apr 10, 2017 2:02:14 GMT timebean said:

I can't believe I am voting on this thread with a bunch of dudes, but I went with Tali. All girls know the shoes you wear can make or break you butt, and the quarian leg shape (in combination with Tali's hip-swaggerin walk) made her butt look magnifique!

A fine appreciation for hips like that shouldn't be held against you because of your gender.

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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 10, 2017 2:56:41 GMT

Apr 10, 2017 1:37:04 GMT Link"Guess"ski said:

Think of your favorite girl's butt. Ah, it's nice and round and you want to touch it.

Now think of them pooping.

Sounds like a thread I wrote that got me banned from the flood.

Quality thread.

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Post by therevanchist25 on Apr 10, 2017 3:06:21 GMT

Apr 10, 2017 3:02:49 GMT doch said:

Cora's looks creepy to me. Like she had surgical help.

Ashley's and Liara's are better,IMO. Peebee's was fine.

Side note: I don't like fake boobs either. Prefer au naturel.

Aye, I would take natural A cups over fake D's, personally. Natural is key for me, to the point where I prefer ladies have some hair in a particular area. :innocent:

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Apr 10, 2017 1:37:04 GMT Link"Guess"ski said:

Think of your favorite girl's butt. Ah, it's nice and round and you want to touch it.

Now think of them pooping.

Well don't just stop there...

...keep going

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Post by Kabraxal on Apr 10, 2017 3:11:11 GMT

I am not well enough informed to posititively assert whose fine assetts are indeed a more refined visual experience. Please have Ms Lawson, Ms Harper, Ms Williams, and Peebee report to my quarters for routine quality assurance. Thongs only. For science of course.

Still have my faith in Bioware.

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Post by doch on Apr 10, 2017 3:14:10 GMT

Apr 10, 2017 3:06:21 GMT therevanchist25 said:

Apr 10, 2017 3:02:49 GMT doch said:

Cora's looks creepy to me. Like she had surgical help.

Ashley's and Liara's are better,IMO. Peebee's was fine.

Side note: I don't like fake boobs either. Prefer au naturel.

Aye, I would take natural A cups over fake D's, personally. Natural is key for me, to the point where I prefer ladies have some hair in a particular area. :innocent:

Aye.

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Post by Turian Werewolf on Apr 10, 2017 3:23:57 GMT

Miranda forever.

But Cora is no slouch.

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Post by Squish on Apr 10, 2017 3:27:05 GMT

Jaal has the best butt of all time.

Nya know?

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Apr 10, 2017 2:09:12 GMT smellycatbutts said:

Dude, add Sara Ryder to this poll. She's also got an ass that don't quit!

Dude that's your sister!

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Apr 10, 2017 3:27:06 GMT zipzap2000 said:

Apr 10, 2017 2:09:12 GMT smellycatbutts said:

Dude, add Sara Ryder to this poll. She's also got an ass that don't quit!

Dude that's your sister!

Or "you" if you are playing her. Then we face the narcissism issue.

Still have my faith in Bioware.

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Post by Doominike on Apr 10, 2017 3:33:00 GMT

Out of those options, Tali.

Pretty indifferent about Miranda and cora's looks tbh.

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