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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 21:03:53 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 38 more like this

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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 21:03:53 GMT

You fucking people need to chill the fuck out.

The game is completely fine. The Bioware people are right, wait until your guns at X before expecting them to do anything.

As far as the connection issues leave the game and host one yourself, it is that simple. Bioware did testing it is fine.

The combo damage is fine also. What do you want? A fully upgraded combo to be able to kill a single unshielded mook? L2P.

Character points being locked behind cards was a great idea also, stops people from being way to OP with ultra rares.

Power recharge is good also, I love now that you have to wait longer to use powers it makes the game more focused on cooperation.

The UI is a complete step up from the last game also. It looks so much more sleeker.

This is the single greatest game I have ever played in my life. So Jesus people chill out.

CHECK THE CALENDAR! It has only been roughly three weeks.

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 21:36:03 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 3 more like this

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Post by Fly In The Lotion on Apr 1, 2017 21:36:03 GMT

It's not a bad game, I just wish not all enemies were bullet sponges. I'm even fine with Silver Remnants >>> Outlawzz Gold. I'm even fine with the damn Nullifyers shooting through hard cover, because there's less LOLstagger.

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 21:46:02 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 7 more like this

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Post by OneWomanArmy on Apr 1, 2017 21:46:02 GMT

I hate the cover system, give me decent cover system!!

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 22:19:44 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 2 more like this

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Post by valseer on Apr 1, 2017 22:19:44 GMT

Apr 1, 2017 21:46:02 GMT OneWomanArmy said:

I hate the cover system, give me decent cover system!!

My favorite part is when I side dodge into cover, then mantle it and fall into a hole because I tap the dodge/mantle button too much. Firebase zero lied to me, there is no zero gravity.

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 22:21:16 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 2 more like this

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Post by stysiaq on Apr 1, 2017 22:21:16 GMT

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 22:45:13 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 6 more like this

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Post by ryuji2 on Apr 1, 2017 22:45:13 GMT

I don't mind the weapons and powers as much as I mind this: gfycat.com/PastAgileBlacklab

^ Hopefully that gets balanced soon.

Edit: TFW you realize what day it is. <_<

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 22:52:44 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 2 more like this

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Post by Urizen on Apr 1, 2017 22:52:44 GMT

dat fiend truly understood this day.

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 23:00:58 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 3 more like this

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Post by Beerfish on Apr 1, 2017 23:00:58 GMT

I AM CHILLING!

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Post by Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3 on Apr 1, 2017 23:06:05 GMT

Well fuck.

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Post by kaileena_sands on Apr 1, 2017 23:24:55 GMT

Apr 1, 2017 21:03:53 GMT 10 million missing votes said:

This is the single greatest game I have ever played in my life.

I hope this part of your post was the April's fools joke, otherwise I feel majorly sorry for you. :gentleman:

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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Apr 1, 2017 23:25:25 GMT

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Nat in the hat's 'April Fool' Apr 1, 2017 23:33:26 GMT SalMasRac, Cyberzombie, and 2 more like this

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Post by reyzaburrel on Apr 1, 2017 23:33:26 GMT

Apr 1, 2017 21:03:53 GMT 10 million missing votes said:

The game is completely fine. The Bioware people are right, wait until your guns at X before expecting them to do anything.

As far as the connection issues leave the game and host one yourself, it is that simple. Bioware did testing it is fine.

The combo damage is fine also. What do you want? A fully upgraded combo to be able to kill a single unshielded mook? L2P.

Character points being locked behind cards was a great idea also, stops people from being way to OP with ultra rares.

Power recharge is good also, I love now that you have to wait longer to use powers it makes the game more focused on cooperation.

The UI is a complete step up from the last game also. It looks so much more sleeker.

This is the single greatest game I have ever played in my life. So Jesus people chill out.

CHECK THE CALENDAR! It has only been roughly three weeks.

The only person that needs to "chill out" is you with the damage control! This entire game, both the multiplayer and single player has fair share of problems. Denying that this game doesn't have problems is idiotic.

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Post by ddrguy300 on Apr 1, 2017 23:43:26 GMT

Apr 1, 2017 21:03:53 GMT 10 million missing votes said:

The game is completely fine. The Bioware people are right, wait until your guns at X before expecting them to do anything.

As far as the connection issues leave the game and host one yourself, it is that simple. Bioware did testing it is fine.

The combo damage is fine also. What do you want? A fully upgraded combo to be able to kill a single unshielded mook? L2P.

Character points being locked behind cards was a great idea also, stops people from being way to OP with ultra rares.

Power recharge is good also, I love now that you have to wait longer to use powers it makes the game more focused on cooperation.

The UI is a complete step up from the last game also. It looks so much more sleeker.

This is the single greatest game I have ever played in my life. So Jesus people chill out.

CHECK THE CALENDAR! It has only been roughly three weeks.

OP is wrong and high. There's a f*** ton of things wrong with this game. As to your first point, you're a moron if you think the guns are fine. Character cards you're also wrong on. New cool down mechanic: people complain about this?

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Post by Pearl on Apr 1, 2017 23:46:03 GMT

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Post by Malaclypse on Apr 1, 2017 23:52:14 GMT

Apr 1, 2017 23:43:26 GMT ddrguy300 said:

OP is wrong and high. There's a f*** ton of things wrong with this game. As to your first point, you're a moron if you think the guns are fine. Character cards you're also wrong on. New cool down mechanic: people complain about this?

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Post by Urizen on Apr 2, 2017 0:17:21 GMT

How ´bout you take cover!

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Post by derrame on Apr 2, 2017 0:22:54 GMT

Apr 1, 2017 21:03:53 GMT 10 million missing votes said:

Power recharge is good also, I love now that you have to wait longer to use powers it makes the game more focused on cooperation.

Wrong, it makes the game more focused on use weapons, and shooting

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