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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 7:54:45 GMT
an oldie
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 8:00:02 GMT
Russians..
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 8:18:13 GMT
RALPH AND EDNA
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied. "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 8:19:16 GMT
Old one but still funny:
THE BRIDGE A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
God replied. “Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, “God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries. What she means when she says nothing’s wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge”?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 8:19:53 GMT
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Post by mattig89ch on Jan 30, 2017 8:44:05 GMT
More depressing then funny
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 8:55:55 GMT
^tragicomical?
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PSN: HypnoticEyes
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I’m a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments 😜
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XBL Gamertag: Theonewomanarmy
PSN: HypnoticEyes
Prime Posts: A great deal, I'm an old timer
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XBL Gamertag: Theonewomanarmy
PSN: HypnoticEyes
Prime Posts: A great deal, I'm an old timer
Prime Likes: A LOT....
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Post by mattig89ch on Jan 30, 2017 12:37:34 GMT
I don't think she recognized any of them myself. But that's just me.
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Post by RogueState on Jan 30, 2017 13:52:44 GMT
It's a theme. I hate campers and I will destroy you! Attachments:
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