When you found out about Vetra

Waaaah. Seriously.

It's called a strap-on and I assume the future ones are just amazing. 

Except we all know the f/f Peepee scene is actually just a lazy cut and paste of the f/m sex scene. 

Also, let's be honest about why there's a decent amount of f/f sex scenes: because straight guys are role-playing lesbians.

Oh...found the cause.

I spit beer all over  my computer when I read that

I can't imagine pounding a bone pelvis to be all that pleasant of an experience, and that's without taking into account what is or isn't there to stick it into. 

Hey, how about you don't blame it on her being bi and therefore scapegoating the loyal LGBT fanbase?

Triggered straight bois.

Oh no! Quick, someone grab pitchforks and torches!
Or nvm, I got this!

Turians don't have boobies though

If it's true then it sucks. Most likely just a rumor though (I hope).

They should have used lords kiss in the sex scene. Works with both Ryder, fits Vetra's character and since there are no(?) bewbies the angling would have been easy. But of course this still needs a naked turian model and it seems it's something BW is not interested in.

I was satisfied with her romance arc and the handholdings, her smiles and mandible animations made up for it. I would have used the h047c laugh in the ftb though.

No, I get it. Straight boys complain about how they're FORCED to see Liam shirtless and look at Jaal's ass. Guys want to pretend they're going to have sex with Laura. An NPC doing so would break the fantasy that Laura is forever young and single just for them. Meanwhile, I just rolled my eyes at the gratuitous shots of Miranda's ass in ME2. But I didn't get triggered by it like all these dudes on YouTube.