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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 24, 2017 11:04:10 GMT
I'm feeling inspired/Frustrated.
I've come across some shit in my time and I thought I'd seen it all in the last few weeks.
Until a browse through Youtube for a laugh at other peoples gaming problems and then, poetic justice.
I load up the console and press X on my profile which works, I'm in. Slide over to the Mass Effect Andromeda icon like a moron and press X. The game loads, I get to the moment when the game prompts me to "press X to start" the game. I do and....nothing.
I press it again, no response.
After several dozen repeated attempts to "press X to start", I come to terms with the fact it actually won't do that because it wants to teach me a lesson.
I've reloaded three times and nothing.
I've been laughing to myself about it, picturing the look on my own face for a few minutes now and I feel confident in saying this is my worst and funniest bug in one.
Got any got any good ones guys?
Post vids because other peoples pain will help.
*Sips Ryncol*
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Good comedy is all about.......timing!
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Post by General Aetius on Apr 24, 2017 11:06:48 GMT
Case closed
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Post by Psychevore on Apr 24, 2017 11:17:54 GMT
When the wheels of the Nomad suddenly disappeared and the Nomad became uncontrolable.
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Post by dm04 on Apr 24, 2017 11:23:23 GMT
Funny? There is not one bug that is funny. And when it comes to worst... Every time the game crashes... with the ridiculously stupid and dumb save system we have in MEA (if I ever meet the moron responsible for this, I am going hand his quads to a Krogan...)... I only wish I could punch someone at BioWare Closely followed by the bugs that make me restart the game. Then the bugs where I have to reload a save. And all the UI problems... technicaly not a bug, but realy, did a 2year old design the UI? Did noone play the game before release and told them "eh guys that is not going to work"?
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Say that you love me
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Post by Conquer Your Dreams on Apr 24, 2017 11:33:51 GMT
Funny bug ? I made custom Sara and Scott, both white Caucasian, but for some unknown reason Alex start to look very... Chinese I will say. Looks quite funny when he was standing next to me as my "father".
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 24, 2017 11:34:09 GMT
For myself, worst in this case would be those that are repeatable nigh or at 100% of the time and are consistently ruinous to key scenes.
I haven't had crash or save issues, but the one that bugs me the most right now is actually the result of the patch itself, namely the invisible Ryder bug. The memory sequences are probably one of my favorite parts of the game, but the patch made Sara invisible, which pretty much ruined them. At least she's there in Alec's final memory, but any with Scott are a no go. Then of course the Movie Night final scene. Everything else has been minor crap that I can't get to happen again, like Ryder looking the other way as she drinks at a bar or something like that.
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Good comedy is all about.......timing!
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Post by cypherj on Apr 24, 2017 11:36:46 GMT
I could list numerous bugs that were equally as bad. I wouldn't say any I experienced were funny because they usually caused me to have to replay sections of the game.
Let's see, I guess the worst ones were when I would have finished an area, the Kett base on Voeld, or Peebee's loyalty mission in the vault the name a couple. I would go to talk to the NPC to end that part of the quest and be killed by some unseen enemy during the conversation while the dialogue wheel open. Happened a total of four separate times.
Either that or after I finished the main story and went to have movie night to close out the game, my Ryder was missing from the end of the scene. My LI had her arm wrapped around nothing, cuddling air. I guess they had to hit me with one last bug on the way out.
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Post by Conquer Your Dreams on Apr 24, 2017 11:39:53 GMT
Oh, one time there was a flying Kett, the problem was he could shot at me but I couldn't shot at him, so after 5 minutes trying everything I have to reload the game. Really annoying.
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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 24, 2017 11:41:11 GMT
Just to update I deleted the game reinstalled it.
and "Press X to start" still doesn't work.
All I had to do was get off the pre Meridian thing and bang peebee and fly to meridian on insanity.
But starting the game won't work.
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Post by themikefest on Apr 24, 2017 11:43:16 GMT
funniest
when a squadmate has their arms stick out. Really funny seeing Cora move around that way even when fighting the enemy.
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Post by kheld on Apr 24, 2017 11:53:12 GMT
Cora was killed by a fiend once, & didn't revive.
Everywhere I ported to, her dead body would follow me around & lie on the floor.
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Post by BrickSev on Apr 24, 2017 11:54:52 GMT
I don't know if someone mentioned it before but one of the most annoying bugs I run it is when some enemy keeps attacking you during dialogues. It happened to me the first time on Voeld. Conversation with SAM starts then group of Adhi arrives and I have no way to fight them. I guess that's the problem when most of the conversations are not cutscenes but "Skyrim-styled", you know what I mean As for the video, as mentioned by OP, well I still have the video footage so I could make a video
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 24, 2017 11:56:09 GMT
Guess Peebee forgot the escape pod wasn't there anymore. I guess me funnies I'm not even sure was a bug. It was when I was talking to someone on Havarl and one of those dinosaur things was fighting remnant in the background. I guess it won because it came over and started attacking me while I was still in the conversation.
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Post by themikefest on Apr 24, 2017 13:00:42 GMT
That is cut content from the main game. Ryder had the option to throw the asari out the airlock after she used the escape pod.
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Post by Rascoth on Apr 24, 2017 13:03:28 GMT
Well... Two is better than one I suppose?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 24, 2017 13:20:33 GMT
^ I had two Jaal's during the armour swap scene.
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Post by bryanky5 on Apr 24, 2017 13:32:11 GMT
When trying to complete a timed mission, literally at the last second a fiend killed me and the game didn't know whether to complete the mission or kill me. I relieved it of it's uncertainty by reloading.
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Post by friffy on Apr 24, 2017 13:44:06 GMT
Had to do a save points mission. Made a biotic charge into a remnant that stood near the vault wall. Next moment I found my Ryder standing on top of the vault "cheilling " with no way to go back into the vault - but it was funny to "explore" it. Nice architecture.
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Post by scorpix22 on Apr 24, 2017 13:46:27 GMT
When Scott tried to hide behind a mineral. After a few second of strugle, I managed to unblock him
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 14:25:10 GMT
2 naked Jaal's was more freaky than funny for me.
My fav was when Kallo and Gil fought. Kallo was stuck in the sitting pose, so he looked like he was sitting on the floor. After I took Gil's side, Kallo fell through the floor with a huff. Gil watched him fall (actually looked down at him as he went through the floor), then turned to me and said "Finally! Some peace and quiet!"
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Post by Rascoth on Apr 24, 2017 14:47:17 GMT
2 naked Jaal's was more freaky than funny for me. My fav was when Kallo and Gil fought. Kallo was stuck in the sitting pose, so he looked like he was sitting on the floor. After I took Gil's side, Kallo fell through the floor with a huff. Gil watched him fall, then turned to me and said "Finally! Some peace and quiet!" For some reasons this reminded me of creepy Liam. I know, I know, I didn't take you for first Eos trip, but... can you move?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 14:49:08 GMT
2 naked Jaal's was more freaky than funny for me. My fav was when Kallo and Gil fought. Kallo was stuck in the sitting pose, so he looked like he was sitting on the floor. After I took Gil's side, Kallo fell through the floor with a huff. Gil watched him fall, then turned to me and said "Finally! Some peace and quiet!" For some reasons this reminded me of creepy Liam. I know, I know, I didn't take you for first Eos trip, but... can you move?Geez! Personal space Liam! You're not an Angara!
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Post by brandoftime on Apr 24, 2017 14:55:12 GMT
The funniest MEA bug? None are that funny yet.
But the funniest Bioware bug, has to go to this:
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