Melding with Peanut Butter almost ruined Asari for me.

So we did it and...I feel like I wasted a perfectly good opportunity to romance Vetra.

I mean it wasn't bad, it just looked and felt really uncomfortable, I had to skip some of it actually.

I thought she might take the paint off but in the end I don't think it would've mattered (Cue the 'you still would've needed a paper bag anyway' haters.)

So I'm glad I still have Aria and Liara and Samara and all the others to still drool over in the end.

And I'm also glad for not having had lunch yet. Now that I've seen a naked Asaru I'm not sure if I will ever be able to look at Asari in the same light.

But I will make the effort.

I promise.

Zip, out.