I'll give you thirty-six cents to kill me

KingTony
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I'll give you thirty-six cents to kill me Jun 23, 2017 9:36:11 GMT via mobile SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 6 more like this

Post by KingTony on Jun 23, 2017 9:36:11 GMT

I'm wrapping up week three of twelve hour shifts without a day off, so I'm pretty dead inside, and I think my outside should match my inside, so, one time offer, if you can sneak up behind me and kill me here at work, you can have everything in my pockets. Thirty-six cents, a pipe(but no tobacco anymore), a French "Douk-douk" folding knife and a Bulgarian handgun. Nowhere else will you find a deal this good.

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Jun 23, 2017 9:36:11 GMT KingTony said:

I'm wrapping up week three of twelve hour shifts without a day off, so I'm pretty dead inside, and I think my outside should match my inside, so, one time offer, if you can sneak up behind me and kill me here at work, you can have everything in my pockets. Thirty-six cents, a pipe(but no tobacco anymore), a French "Douk-douk" folding knife and a Bulgarian handgun. Nowhere else will you find a deal this good.

Come talk to me when you have an offer I can't refuse. The 36 cents barely cover expenses.

I delivered a Pizza and all I got was a lousy backpack.

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Post by Pyrceval78 on Jun 23, 2017 10:42:55 GMT

Pfft, talk to me when you have 20-30 hour work days and no days off for 3 years.

However, I would kill you for free if youd like. :devil:

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Post by OneWomanArmy on Jun 23, 2017 10:57:56 GMT

You mustn't die Tony :crying:

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Post by PillarBiter on Jun 23, 2017 11:55:01 GMT

Jun 23, 2017 10:42:55 GMT Pyrceval78 said:

Pfft, talk to me when you have 20-30 hour work days and no days off for 3 years.

However, I would kill you for free if youd like. :devil:

30 hour work days? challenge accepted.

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Post by Pyrceval78 on Jun 23, 2017 12:05:14 GMT

Jun 23, 2017 11:55:01 GMT PillarBiter said:

Jun 23, 2017 10:42:55 GMT Pyrceval78 said:

Pfft, talk to me when you have 20-30 hour work days and no days off for 3 years.

However, I would kill you for free if youd like. :devil:

30 hour work days? challenge accepted.

I would not recommend it. My life sucks!

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Post by OneWomanArmy on Jun 23, 2017 12:29:42 GMT

Jun 23, 2017 11:27:25 GMT KingTony said:

Jun 23, 2017 10:57:56 GMT OneWomanArmy said:

You mustn't die Tony :crying:

Oh, fiiine. For you, I shall carry on existing.

Thank you 🙏😛

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Post by kaileena_sands on Jun 23, 2017 12:45:29 GMT

Jun 23, 2017 9:36:11 GMT KingTony said:

I'm wrapping up week three of twelve hour shifts without a day off, so I'm pretty dead inside, and I think my outside should match my inside, so, one time offer, if you can sneak up behind me and kill me here at work, you can have everything in my pockets. Thirty-six cents, a pipe(but no tobacco anymore), a French "Douk-douk" folding knife and a Bulgarian handgun. Nowhere else will you find a deal this good.

I must ask, why a Bulgarian handgun in particular? :lol:

Also, are you working in America? Gotta say that worker's protections rights here in Europe wouldn't allow such a blasphemy as three weeks of work without a day off (unless you're working "off the record" in the grey sector of course).

And last but not least, I hope you do get a few days off now! That is quite a long time without a break. Hope you feel better soon!

Last Edit: Jun 23, 2017 12:46:30 GMT by kaileena_sands

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Post by Aetika on Jun 23, 2017 13:17:28 GMT

Handgun?

If you would say Bulgarian rose perfume, then perhaps, but for handgun?.... :smh:

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