If you woke up in S. Thedas, how doomed would you be?

I like to think I'd do all right, based mostly on my organic farming background and extensive knowledge of ferments.

And since I was raised on a protein rich diet and exercise quite a lot, I'm pretty strong. Which hopefully would help, since I'd probably be bigger than most of the semi-nourished citizenry of Thedas. I'm good with dogs and can manage not falling off of horses.

I'd probably be sincerely outclassed at all the fun jobs, but maybe I could manage being an alewife or a baker without too many regrets. ...Though if I did that, I would profoundly miss my reliable, poofy sourdough starter. While I love it and it makes excellent bread super-fast, I don't love it enough to smear it about my person while I sleep. Alas.

Well the first thing I'd do is find the Inquisitior and tell them Solas is Fen'Harel and the Qunari are going to invade the south. Just so they can do something about it and all that drama can be avoided, allowing me to swoop in and romance my femquistor.

Maybe they wear contacts instead?

I'd be happy if Cole took me down...    Cole is such a darling, that I'd be fine with it. 

There are two npc near Lake Calenhad who believe that Thedas is just a fictional world.I think the only thing one need to do to prove it to the people there is by showing them how the word Thedas is just an acronym.

Would anyone believe you? Eluvian networks connecting to the ruins of Arlathan? Qunari spies? Solas is Fen'Harel? You'd be locked up in the loonie bin. Even more so if you claimed none of this was real!

I distinctly remember my mental state prior to starting Trespasser. Even with the revelation at the end of the main game, where Flemeth calls Solas 'Dread Wolf', I was not ready to believe that Solas would turn into a villain. Hell, I thought Trespasser was going to be about helping Solas free the modern elves!!

If you try to convince an Inquisition that befriended Solas that he was the true villain behind everything, you'd be laughed out of Skyhold. If you're lucky. Leliana might consider it, since she suspects everything, and Vivienne, since she never liked Solas, but that's about it.

If i wake up in videogames i will just use the telephone to call my brother than tell him to unistall the game,that way i will be back while they will all die.

1. Because I'm real while they are all fake so the unistall option will only affect them.
2. I always have the phone like any true modern person,not like those Chasind barbarians who live in Thedas.

but come to think of it i may just remain in the game for a while and use the godly powers of the console that will make me there like a  Maker,then after i grow tired i will unistall the world.

1. You don't know what will happen to you once you try and uninstall the game; to the game, you might as well as be one of characters.

2. Your phone might not work in Thedas even if you have it. Sorry Charlie. 

Does that mean they'd find you at a picnic?

How... can you even suggest that? Where is your self-worth? D:

Actually, I happen to speak fluent Orlesian But I'd also hate living in Orlais...

The dwarves' language is their trade language, which as you said, is the Common Tongue in Thedas. Everyone speaks Dwarven! I would assume that since Orzammar's lifeline has been trade for ages, and being cut off-from other dwarven Thaigs, the trade language overwrote their previous one (that you see remnants of).



Well, it really depends on your Inquisitor. Mine would probably just get Cole to see if you're telling the truth, or at least that you think you are.

Well, there's not much they could do if you sold/gave it to enough people fast enough.



Anyway, how screwed would I be? About average, I guess. I don't really have any skills that would be relevant there, since being good at video games wouldn't help any And don't have a career or any post-secondary education yet. I have some martial arts training, but no (medieval) weapons training. Does Thedas have pianos? I suppose I could possibly play one of those for a living, if I practiced. Other than that, I could probably find some menial accountant/secretarial job as was mentioned. I would say I could teach Orlesian, but to be honest the grammar would just ruin that prospect

I suppose I would probably spend my spare time trying to "invent" more modern technology, which could easily make me rich if done correctly. Being without my medication wouldn't be good unless I managed to fix myself with magic as was suggested.

Or, maybe I'd kill myself. Being forced into an alien world without anyone you know and love would suck. And by kill myself, I mean "put myself in a position to be killed", like joining the Grey Wardens, so as not to render my death completely pointless.